Laser Being

@laserbeing.bsky.social

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Artist, bog-dweller, and gravid breeder.

"Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time." —Vincent D'Onofrio
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poster for 1984's dreary, forgettable post-Conan Yōjimbō ripoff "The Warrior and the Sorceress", featuring David Carradine (depicted as muscular and full of barbaric vigour rather than morose and visibly drunk, as he appears in the film itself) wearing a Frazetta-style mankini which he doesn't wear in the film, grasping a sword in his right hand and a hissing serpent in his left while standing over a quadruple-breasted fantasy wench who appears to be conjuring baleful spirits from her hand despite the fact that she is not the titular sorceress and only appears in one brief scene as a background dancer. The artist who painted the poster also co-wrote the screenplay, but at least the poster is good
天使のたまご (Angel's Egg)
a pudding-like tamagotchi makes the surprised pikachu face next to the steaming coil of shit it has produced
Liquid Snake: "In the Middle East, we don't hunt foxes, we hunt jackals. Instead of foxhounds, we use royal harriers."
screenshot of Crimson for the NEC PC-88, showing the player leaving town and venturing forth into the romantic computer fantasy world, sword and shield in hand. The user interface resembles a bas relief depicting various demonic faces and biomechanical grotesques.
Gimli, son of Gloin: "And my axe!"
The village elder addressed the crowd who had gathered at the foot of the Tree of Windaria on the eve of war between Itha and Paro. "Calm down," he said, "nothing bad will happen to the village of Blossoms."
The Warriors of Light pause to take in the scenery as they pass by mountains that seem to glitter like diamonds of every colour…
A biomechanical creature trundles across a desolate plain, drawn in the style of R. Crumb. Friendly balloon text exhorts the viewer to "Keep on Trundlin'…" in spite of the inhospitable atmosphere of this strange planet
Screenshot of FaXanadu for the NES. The player character is holding Mattock.
A screenshot of the game Newtron for the PC-88 computer. A small yellow creature wearing a pink bow traverses tree branches to retrieve fruit while avoiding predators.
I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN MY DESERT FORTRESS ON ROUTE 33!
Nero the Sable from the Final Fantasy VII spinoffs
the last unicorn…
The Metabaron shows off his gleaming chrome cyber-ear
Linda Hamilton looking at cat looking Ron Perlman
Henry and Eileen gaze into each other's eyes during a quiet moment. (Silent Hill 4: The Room, 2004)
Jean "Moebius" Giraud—L'Incal
the original realistic-looking Famicom light gun produced by Nintendo in 1984, along with the cartridge for Wild Gunman
Lina Inverse showing fangy
SOLID SNAKE: "Let's enjoy life…"
Packaging of Asshimar model kit produced by Bandai. Illustration by BEE-CRAFT depicting the mobile suit in both humanoid mode and transformed into a "flying saucer" type aircraft
Charles Bronson giving the camera a wink and a friendly smile ;)
Simon Belmont's killer ass and thighs
clean habitats, plenty of green space
Jean-Paul Belmondo's face (with cigar)
Big the Cat joyfully reunites with his good friend Froggy