Laser Bug (in my moff era)

@laserbread.bsky.social

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20-somethin gay moff thing (he/him variant) ♾️ autistic+adhd socialist penguin cultist and glassmorphism simp. TF enjoyer, and other weird furry shit. Sometimes writes and draws.

My fursona with an backpack mounted electroshock weapon shouting "silence brand"
Tamos holding a backpack mounted electric shock weapon shouting "silence brand"
Email from the job search site handshake showing internships from palantir.
Clip from the YouTube Poop "Of Or Belonging to Arby" by DaThings. A person in a lab coat whose head is out of frame puts down a large ham and pats it. The ham explodes.
The boykisser meme drawn on a chalkboard.
The Source Engine error texture, a black and magenta checkerboard pattern.
I don't have such weaknesses
Angry, squeaky death's head hawkmoth
A funny shark anglerfish thing hugging you
A Robotnik's Rules meme with the following: * No heads or tails * No trench fiction * No lore upheavals * No bigweld * No canon * No my life is like a video game * No weavers * No 19 dollar sol domain card * No yotul * No zurulians * No undertale * No isif side stories * No we're so back * No peak fiction * No femboy slanek * No items fox only final destination * No noah williams UN ambassador * No ideology * No regime * No barbecue chicken alert * No autism * No sol domain
Fop diagnosed with rapid onset silly giving blep.
TADC logo parody with the meme "I'm over here strokin' my dick I got lotion on my dick rn I'm just strokin' my shit"
Google Gemini response to a prompt about IPv4 subnet masking output in Indonesian.
Meme of Mr. Krabs being dragged into a fiend's portal with the text "AHOY, SPONGEBOY ME BOB, I WHIFFED A POISON SPRAY AND FAILED A WISDOM SAVE AND NOW I AM BEING DRAGGED INTO HELL, WHERE I WILL TAKE HALF OF MY HP IN DAMAGE FOR MAKING A SINGLE POSITIONING MISTAKE ON MY FIRST TURN IN COMBAT ARG-GA-GR-AR-GA-GR-GR."
Markdown text file draft with the title "'I Have No Mouth and I Must Smooch.' A descriptive investigation on human-utilikin romance." and subtitle "How and why do utilikins fall in love with humans, and what does that mean for our collective futures?"
Two 4chan posts: Anon 1: "this is just qualityslop. You only like it because it's good" Anon 2: "What?"
Screenshot of a translator app. English: "*notices your bulge* "OwO, what's this" LinkedIn (appearantly): "*me doy cuenta de tu potencial de crecimiento* "¡Vaya! ¿Qué oportunidad de negocio tenemos aquí?"
Map suggesting the solution to rising sea levels is to dam up and then pump all of the water into France.
pokopia logo with the text "are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward,"
Scott the Woz holding and pointing at a boot while saying "I will lick this for them."
Yu-Gi-Oh Trap card called "Get Outta Here" with a black and white photo of a man dismissing you. The description reads "use this card when your foe is claiming some nonsense crap. If this is used against you, you may need to question your sanity."
The quoted post has: 9 reposts 1K quotes 74 likes 35 Saves 1.5k Comments
A support ticket for Helldivers II: "Greetings, I am having trouble finding the option to defect to the Cyborgs. This is seemingly an error or intentional bug. If support could be requested, I would highly appreciate it. "Heart and Steel, Helldiver." An staffer responds: "Hi there "This is not an option. Your dissidence against Super Earth has been noted, and your citizenship has been revoked. Additionally, your goldfish has been executed, and all C-01 permits are automatically denied "Cyberstan must fall."
The iconic "Jazz" design of the 90s Dixie-brand paper cups.
Two fishermen on a fishing boat have to remove a shark from the boat feasting on their catch.
80s style robot
Meme captioned "THERE IS A BOAT!!! MADE OF BONES!!!!" with the aforementioned boat made of bones below.
@furry-hater.bsky.social is following the furry @maynguenebanana.bsky.social
Watch the male lizard practice his new rhythms.
Europeans cannot comprehend the actual size of Minnesota. This bsky post is the 4th layer in a repost chain that went across r/ontheledgeandshit, r/ShitAmericansSay, r/minnesota, and @midwestern_ope on Twitter.
"They're giving He-Man pronouns" replies Cal on Xitter to John Del Arroz lamenting "Now they're making a Masters of the Univrese and giving He-Man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything." over a one second gag of HE-Man's alter-ego having "He/Him" on his nameplate.
Meme edit of Alex Jones behind a microphone with the caption "The elites don't want you to know this, but the expies on the grey planet are free you can take them home. I have 458 expies."
Furry art of a bunch of scientists brandishing weapons with the caption "scientists found a cure for fascism"
"To ensure user safety and in accordance with Google Play’s Policy Coverage, apps that generate content using Al must comply with existing Google Play Developer Policies, including by prohibiting and preventing the generation of Restricted Content, such as content that facilitates the exploitation or abuse of children, and content that enables Deceptive Behavior. For resources on industry best practices in safeguarding generative Al apps, please see our Help Center article. Apps that generate content using Al must contain in-app user reporting or flagging features that allow users to report or flag offensive content to developers without needing to exit the app. Developers should utilize user reports to inform content filtering and moderation in their apps."
"The Agreement does not apply to US citizens or habitual residents of the US who are not citizens of any country ('stateless persons')." From the Safe Third Country Agreement's webpage on the Canadian Government's website (https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/corporate/mandate/policies-operational-instructions-agreements/agreements/safe-third-country-agreement.html)
A seal in captivity harasses another seal with a broom.
Gonna eat the floor.
Tamos hugs you
The Pingas clip from Sonic edited to read happy new year.