Lakitty

@lasslichkeit.bsky.social

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Lovable fool, loathsome pun-slinger. A stupid tree that does stuff sometimes.

Look, if you know the combo, you can hear the song in your head. Azreal slays in this ridiculous fit. BBCF Azreal Colour 19.
Warhammer: Age of Sigmar's Mortek Triaxes. Or, as I like to call them, The Bowners. I am a childish bastard, I know.
Poondonkus, probably.
I ran full screen with little to no cover just to grab you and piss you off. Image credit to dustloop.
Jamiroquai, virtual insanity, successfully inputting the Raging Demon, earning him the set. GGs, shake my hand.
Hello, Yang Wen-li from "Legend of the Galactic Heroes"!
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A horsey? I unno. Forgive me, I am but a humble dirt farmer.
A joke with far too much effort put into it. A screenshot from one of those YGO card making sites (since I don't know if I can trust them with a direct download, not since some of them advertise AI card art) showcasing the card "Blue-Eyes White Dragon w/ Bigger Hat" It's special effect let's you summon a Spellcaster monster if it was Special Summoned, but only once per turn. It sees some niche use in Dark Magician/Blue-Eyes Hybrid decks, but most people find both archetypes plenty strong enough on their own, so it's pretty hard to excuse the deck bloat proper use of this card would require. Seriously, though. Do you have ANY idea how much effort making a legit-looking Yu-Gi-Oh card for an in-joke is? That text doesn't convolute itself, ya know.
In case you're just here to see me put ALT Text for our boy Neil here, who is always banging out the tunes, then here is a Naked Fancy Rat named Neil, playing on a toy Keyboard/Xylophone, absolutely BANGING out those tunes, with a caption that reads "Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006." What a legend Anyways, Jax having his avatar's skin peeled off to showcase that his avatar seems to REALLY be a skeleton avatar underneath, has to have been one of the single greatest visual metaphors to ever describe a character. To my eyes, it was a perfect encapsulation of his persona and how he is putting on a facade with everyone. Beautifully done.
Qwest sprout riding atop that big bird that goes "Kweh!" I know, it's a Chocobo. Lemme have my joke in the Alt Text.
A cat, for real, I swear, bro, you gotta trust me.
Some guy, idk. I think he's called King of Europe or something?
The Andromeda Galaxy, a sister of our Milky Way, one might say. Looming overhead, slowly feeding the Super Massive Black Hole in the center, is an Appropriately Large Hat for Marisa Kirisame. Perhaps the observable universe is supplemented by a hereto unthought of number of Suitably Sized Hats, and we have simply yet to decipher this due to the black holes devouring the Celestial Hat Matter? Who can truly say? Image taken by the Donkus Space Telescope, circa 2026. Comically Small/Frighteningly Large Master Asia for scale.
The planet earth, our home, being taken under the thrall of Donkus' artistic vision. A running gag for a running gag. Marisa Kirisame's hat will never be big enough.
Josuke Higashikata from JoJo part 8, frankly flabbergasted by some out-of-context/out-of-pocket Yu-Gi-Oh TCG criticisms.
Hero of love and justice, BANG SHISHIGAMI, repping a Cubs cap. I make no statements. I don't watch baseball.
Depicted is a photo of a Circus's Big Top Tent. This is in fact NOT the first circus tent, as was used by Joshua Purdy Brown for the convenience of traveling with it, but its wide, conical shape lends quite well to jokes about the absurdity of Marisa Kirisame's witch hat and it's comical size.
A title screen in the style of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" that reads: "Donkus invents the Osseous Papacy." Hum the opening theme to yourself for maximum effect.
Art of DICK FRIGGIN' GUMSHOE from the Ace Attorney series.
Bomberman.
Nobody reads my alt texts, but this is Leonardo da Vinci's fighting vehicle, a precursor design to what would later be conceptualized and realized as a military tank. In this context, its shape is being compared to a really big hat.
A shirtless character sits upright in bed, partially covered by blankets. They are holding a cup of coffee and clenching their blanket. The caption reads "Chilly, Sleepy Morning."
A yassified version of Disney character Kronk made to appear like an NRC Faculty member from the mobile game Twisted Wonderland.
A figure sits in the cold atop a stone, dressed with gloves and a shawl for warmth against the cold winds of winter.