Mike (beep boop era)

@latimeriidae.bsky.social

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Bikes, neuro, community broadband, US Civil War, building a lil studio to make terrible noises. TTRPGs. He/ him, punch/ Nazis. No TERFs. Wait staff at the head injury cafe.

The roomate from the movie Office Space, with a similar mustache and hairline
Norman Osborn from Spider Man saying “you know I’m something of a de-peniser myself”
A girl with an absolute helmet of teased blonde hair
BIG Y CHERRY PIE
The Mad Men “I don’t think about you at all” meme setup
Tim curry chomping scenery like the shark from Jaws in IT
A red balloon coming out of a storm drain
Monty Python “Castle of AGGGHH” bit
Cover of the last Botch record, which featured the songs “Spaim” and “Framce”
A dark garage with a table mounted over the handlebars of a road bike, with a single pane window mostly obscured by boxes of books
A line drawing of a trebuchet
Predator handshake with “Mads vs the climbers/ Merlier vs the sprinters” underneath “eat watts, fuckos”
Top view of the well in Balins tomb, with the subtitle (slow heavy metal music plays)
USA Cycling enthusiastically partnering with off duty cop rock band Five Finger Death Punch
Shot from aliens where Hicks is trying to get Ripley to stop grinding the axle of the APC
Jonas Vingegaard, succumbing to both gravity and the inevitable
Mean girls car meme with “get in loser we’re going over the tourmalet
Dodgeball meme with “Apollo” throwing the ball that says “the gift of prophecy” at three girls cringing over the text “the 1987 WTC brochure design team”
Two of the trappers from Cannibal the musical dressed in animal skins
Ron Swanson handing a park ranger a “permit” that just says “I can do what I want”
Michael Jordan “and I took that personally” meme
Zoidberg yelling YOUR MUSIC IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
Image of The Young Ones with Rik Mayall screaming in everyone’s face
Principal skinner “am I out of touch? No it is the children who are wrong” meme
DMX/ Ruff Ryders
Blurry still of a guy dressed as Jesus (?) seemingly force choking an opponent in a wrestling ring
Tim Curry looking ravishing as Frankenfurter in Rocky Horror with two women in masks looking at him longingly with the text EXCIMMUNI…..CATION
Repo Man movie poster crudely doctored to say “REPOPE MAN”
Eric Wareheim from Tim and Eric etc looking fetching in a blue collared shirt and glasses
Fuckin INK AND DAGGER record release poster
Some boys in blue saluting this masterful post
A mixed media picture (mostly in blue and grey) of a lighthouse with sea monsters in the background, created by an 8 year old.
Plumbing under a sink that was installed by a vengeful ghost
Me holding Wouts race number from MSR (191)
Me all hooked up to some medical stuff
4 broken chunks of a concrete circle in the grass, one of them labeled “LOKO”
Grainy gif of a dude in skinny jeans and a tight black shirt playing all splayed out like a lil headbanging crab
Happy guy/ sad guy on the bus meme with both of them having just learned about eating ass at the Super Bowl.
About 3 square inches of Pizzagaina that weighs approximately 3lbs and is filled with enough salted Italian meat to trigger a cardiac consult
A guy wearing a brightly colored drug rug in a field
A blacklight poster w an alien smoking a joint that says TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER
Crowd present for the May Day speech in a springtime town square
A Slim Chance racing tame from the 90s. It’s light purple and leaning against a white garage like a guy with greased up hair and a switchblade
Extremely cursed gif of a guy with sausage fingers in the foreground and some flogging(?) in the background from the Asbestos Tampons video
A guy shredding on a sax into some pedals
Kid playing electronic pads synced to video
This guy doing a sick drone set in a video arcade wearing a bass pro shops ass outfit
A man looking like he’s about to give you a side quest in GTA 3
Michael Palin with a giant beard in white robes in Life of Brian as the evangelist who keeps forgetting what he was talking about and eventually just trails off and walks offscreen
Murderface from Metalocalypse wearing a brown collared shirt saying “don’t be a dick be a dude”
Dick Butt with a pine tree coming out of its butt
R Lee Ermey dresses as a drill sergeant in full metal jacket pointing at you
Close up of the parks and rec “right to jail” guy with no text
I turned my back long enough to wash 3 strawberries and this fluffy little felon was up over the back of the counter and whiskers deep in my yogurt
Wormtounge whispering to Theoden “but Joshua the United States has ever been our friend and ally”
Seriously it looks like a family of raccoons got to it
Willam Defoe in the “You know, I’m something of a scientist myself” meme
The sickos meme but in French
Image of EVA Unit 01 from back, front, and side