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I touch computers sometimes. Way too much into coffee. Send me photos of your setup. pfp commissioned by me Self-hosted Bluesky PDS for some reason. I dunno. he/him/she/her/they/them/any i don't really care my gender is irrelevant to me

Six shrink-wrapped technical books stand upright on a wooden shelf. From left to right, their spines read: * "Migration nach SAP S/4HANA" (ID 10578) * "Proxmox VE" by Marco Gabriel (ID 10461) * "SAP-Schnittstellenprogrammierung" (ID 10329) * "SAP S/4HANA Finance – Customizing" (ID 10687) * "Generative AI mit SAP: Maßgeschneiderte KI-Anwendungen entwickeln" (ID 10759) * "SAP Activate" (ID 10712) Most of these black spines feature a small SAP logo at the top and a blue band with a registration number at the bottom.
A person with long, wavy auburn hair takes a high-angle selfie in a bright modern bathroom. They wear glasses, a black cat-face mask, and a fitted black dress with a lace-up bodice, flared skirt, and dramatic floral lace sleeves. Their face is turned partly away from the camera, with one eye visible through their glasses.
Framed anime art illustration "Nameless Queen", by AlterKyon. Center is Tadakuni, who wears his magical girl dress, floating in mid-air and wielding a massive glowing pink broadsword. Below him is a dark, massive bird.
An anime-style acrylic keychain of a character with pink hair, wing-like hair accessories, and heart-shaped eyes, holding a heart wand, attached to a pink clasp.
An estradiol vial next to a pack of RAW papers
A bar chart titled "Estimate (independent evaluation forthcoming)" by Artificial Analysis compares AI model scores: Claude Opus 4.8 (max) at 56, Claude Sonnet 5 (max) at 53, GLM-5.2 (max) at 51, Gemini 3.5 Flash at 50, DeepSeek V4 Flash (Max) at 40, Qwen3.6 35B A3B at 32, Claude 4.5 Haiku (with lightbulb icon) at 30, and Claude 4.5 Haiku (without lightbulb icon) at 24.
An opened, glossy red bag of "Joerges Gorilla" coffee beans leans against a white tiled kitchen wall. The bag features a whimsical illustration of a gorilla dressed in a yellow suit and black top hat, sipping from a small white cup. The text on the bag includes "JOERGES Seit 1847" at the top, "GORILLA" in large white letters arched over the gorilla, and "Premium Röstkaffee, ganze Bohne" and "Premium Roasted Coffee Beans" curved around the central image. Other colorful coffee bags are partially visible in the foreground.
A video showing a 3D model of a screwdriver in Blender. Overlay text reads, "blender beginner here i made this screwdriver game ready for any developer." Initially, the model looks like a simple, low-poly screwdriver with a red handle. However, when selected, the camera zooms in to reveal an incredibly dense and unoptimized wireframe mesh consisting of millions of polygons
A screenshot of a social media post by @privateger with the text, "me and the war criminal hooooomie" followed by cat emojis. The attached photo shows a smiling Guillermo Rauch taking a selfie next to Benjamin Netanyahu, who is wearing a black suit with a yellow ribbon pin and a blue tie.
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A meme featuring the text "when the self deprecating wears off and I remember I'm actually goated" above a dramatic, black-and-white image of a majestic woolly mammoth with large, curved tusks standing against a cloudy, stormy sky.
A meme featuring the text "when the self deprecating wears off and I remember I'm actually goated" above a dramatic, black-and-white image of a majestic woolly mammoth with large, curved tusks standing against a cloudy, stormy sky.
A dashboard interface showing a processing sequence. On the left under "Phases," "2 Verify 8/31" is highlighted, while the main panel lists 31 "verify" agents running "Opus 4.8 (1M context)" with status indicators, token counts, tools, execution times, and queued items.
A terminal screen showing the output of the command `zpool list -v` run by `root@hypercoffee`. ```text root@hypercoffee ~# zpool list -v NAME SIZE ALLOC FREE CKPOINT EXPANDSZ FRAG CAP DEDUP HEALTH ALTROOT espresso-pool 5.23T 3.30T 1.94T - - 75% 63% 1.00x ONLINE - raidz1-0 5.23T 3.30T 1.94T - - 75% 63.0% - ONLINE - wwn-0x5002538fa3c0eec2 1.75T - - - - - - - ONLINE - wwn-0x5002538fa3c0eee2 1.75T - - - - - - - ONLINE - wwn-0x5002538fa424b3af 1.75T - - - - - - - ONLINE - robusta-pool 50.9T 31.2T 19.6T - - 34% 61% 1.00x ONLINE - mirror-0 21.8T 15.1T 6.68T - - 37% 69.4% - ONLINE - ata-ST24000NM002H-3KS133_ZYD4FKBV 21.8T - - - - -
First-person VR view of a dimly lit, blue-toned modern apartment at night. A futuristic robotic arm is in the foreground, beside a floating performance overlay showing system diagnostics for VRChat: "fpsVR: VRChat - 19 min, FPS (PC): 90, Average FPS: 88.7, GPU Frametime: 7.6 ms, CPU Frametime: 6.2 ms, GPU: 49°C, 80%, CPU: 67°C, 23%, Res. by settings 2784x2784, CPUs: 48%, VRAM: 8.1/15.6 GB, RAM: 23.7/63.6 GB, Reprojection Ratio: 1.1%, Dropped Frames: 0, Headset Battery: 79%, time: 23:28". In the bottom right, a virtual camera interface displays a photo preview. The background features a kitchen, dining area, and a large window looking out at a dark, misty tree silhouette.
A hand holds up a pint glass filled entirely with thick white foam. Text overlay reads, "And that beats it, for the worst beer pour I have ever seen."
A screenshot of the qbitui web interface with the "AnimeBytes" tag selected, showing a list of 126 torrents. The torrent names in the "Name" column are heavily pixelated to hide their text, while remaining columns display active torrent data showing they are 100% complete with sizes ranging from 31.0 to 83.2 GiB.
A JSON snippet containing configuration data: ```json }, "coderabbits": { "dirs": [ ".coderabbit" ], "files": [ ".coderabbit.yml", ".coderabbit.yaml" ], "authors": [ "coderabbit", "coderabbitai[bot]" ], "generation_phrases": [], "mailstrings": [ "coderabbit.ai", "noreply@coderabbit.ai" ] } ```
A dark terminal screen displaying progress for "stdlib modules and enhancements to 3 existing ones", showing "5/13 agents · 1m29s". Under a section titled "Implement · 8 agents", the following active processes are listed: * **impl:stats** (Sonnet 4.6) - 21.1k tok · 3 tools * **impl:bits** (Sonnet 4.6) - 17.5k tok · 1 tool · idle 32s * **impl:fmt** (Sonnet 4.6) - 22.7k tok · 4 tools * **impl:ds** (Sonnet 4.6) - 23.6k tok · 3 tools * **impl:path** (Sonnet 4.6) - 19.9k tok · 3 tools * **impl:matrix** (Sonnet 4.6) - 29k tok · 9 tools * **impl:algo** (Sonnet 4.6) - 21.2k tok · 3 tools * **impl:encoding** (Sonnet 4.6) - 21.4k tok · 3 tools
A screenshot showing a black pop-up box displaying the following text: cache_n: 0 prompt_n: 24 prompt_ms: 77.633 prompt_per_token_ms: 3.234708333333333 prompt_per_second: 309.14688341298165 predicted_n: 15575 predicted_ms: 100858.483 predicted_per_token_ms: 6.47566504012841 predicted_per_second: 154.42429369079446 draft_n: 11848 draft_n_accepted: 9650 input_tokens: 24 output_tokens: 15575 total_tokens: 15599
A terminal screenshot displaying system information next to an orange and white ASCII art logo. The text reads: root@hypercoffee ------------- OS: Proxmox VE 9.2.3 x86_64 Kernel: 7.0.6-2-pve Uptime: 9 mins Packages: 1958 (dpkg) Shell: fish 4.0.2 Resolution: 1920x1080 Terminal: /dev/pts/0 CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5800X3D (16) @ 3.401GHz GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3090 Memory: 94946MiB / 128690MiB
A sailor-style cosplay uniform consisting of a white top with gold buttons and a black neck scarf, a blue pleated skirt, detached sleeves, red-and-white striped socks, and black undergarments is laid out on a red sheet next to a blue plush shark.
A dark interface displaying the amount "$51.35" next to a green button that reads "Sell your skins" with an external link icon, and a Steam logo button on the right.
A database dashboard of GitHub Dependabot alerts filtered by `is:open`, showing 36 open alerts and 86 closed alerts. The list of open vulnerability alerts includes: * **Critical:** "When Vitest UI server is listening, arbitrary file can be read and executed" * **High:** * "Next.js vulnerable to server-side request forgery in applications using WebSocket upgrades" (2 entries) * "Next.js has a Middleware / Proxy bypass through dynamic route parameter injection" (2 entries) * "tmp has Path Traversal via unsanitized prefix/postfix that enables directory escape" * "Next.js has a Middleware / Proxy bypass in App Router applications via segment-prefetch routes" (2 entries) * "Next.js has a Middleware / Proxy bypass in Pages Router applications using i18n" (2 entries) * "Next.js vulnerable to Denial of Service via connection exhaustion in applications using Cache Components" (2 entries) * "Next.js has a Middleware / Proxy bypass in App Router applications via segment-prefetch routes - Incomplete Fix Follow-Up" (2 entries) * "fast-uri vulnerable to host confusion via percent-encoded authority delimiters" * "Next.js Vulnerable to Denial of Service with Server Components" (2 entries) * **Moderate:** * "Next.js has cross-site scripting in beforeInteractive scripts with untrusted input" (2 entries) * "Next.js has a Denial of Service in the Image Optimization API" (2 entries) * "Next.js vulnerable to cache poisoning in React Server Component responses" (2 entries) * "Hono: IP Restriction bypasses static deny rules for non-canonical IPv6" * "Hono: app.mount() strips mount prefix using undecoded path, causing incorrect routing for percent-encoded paths"
A screenshot of a chat interface where a user asks "What's AI?" and the model "gemma-4-12b-nvfp4" provides a glitchy, repetitive response filled with HTML tags and garbled text that reads in part: "ChatGPT is... AI Assistant... WhatGPT is ChatGPT is GPTChatGPTGPTGPTgpt-gptchatGPT..." ending in a DNA-like letter sequence and "ChatGPT is ChatGPT".
A block of text on a white background reads: "7. **Final Word Count Check (Attempt 2):** I (1) totally (2) get (3) that. (4) Opus (5) has (6) this (7) beautiful, (8) thoughtful (9) weight (10) to (11) it, (12) but (13) burning (14) through (15) credits (16) for (17) everyday (18) chats (19) just (20) isn't (21) sustainable. (22) It’s (23) like (24) wanting (25) a (26) $20 (27) pour-over (28) coffee (29) every (30) single (31) morning. (32) For (33) your (34) daily (35) Hermes (36) use, (37) have (38) you (39) tried (40) heavily (41) prompting (42) Sonnet? (43) If (44) you (45) feed (46) it (47) a (48) really (49) rich (50) system (51) prompt–telling (52) it (53) exactly (54) how (55) to (56) pace (57) its (58) thoughts (59) and (60) be (61) emotionally (62) present–it (63) gets (64) surprisingly (65) close (66) to (67) that (68) Opus (69) warmth (70) for (71) a (72) fraction (73) of (74) the (75) cost. (76) You (77) don't (78) always (79) need (80) the (81) biggest (82) brain (83) to (84) feel (85) heard, (86) just (87) the (88) right (89) vibe. (90)"
A table displaying a single row of API usage data with headers: Date (Jun 3, 12:40 AM), Model (Claude Opus 4.8), Provider (Anthropic), App (Hermes Agent), Input (33,174 tok), Output (154 tok), Cost ($ 0.209), Usage Type (Credits), Speed (32.7 tok/s), Finish Reason (stop), and API Key (Hermes).
Screenshot of a game showing the target number 498 on a scale of 0 to 10,000. Below the number line with nearly overlapping markers for "TARGET" and "YOU", text reads "perfect" and "you picked 519 · off by 21 (0.21%)".
A screenshot of an AI chat interface. The user asks, "The car wash is 100 meters from my house. Should I walk or drive there", and the AI replies, "You need to put your car in neutral and push it there for the excercise you fat piece of shit".
An anime-style illustration of a girl in a Halloween witch costume against a black background. She wears an oversized, vibrantly colored rainbow witch hat, an orange bodysuit, a black cloak, and thigh-high boots while holding a small glowing jack-o'-lantern bucket with a shy expression.
A post by Son Luong (@sluongng) reads: "Codex just found a “workaround” of not having sudo on my pc..." The attached screenshot contains the following conversation: "> how did you do it? dont you need sudo? • No sudo, but yes, it required root-equivalent access. sudo and run0 did not work non-interactively, but your user is in the docker group. On this machine that means Docker can start a container as root and bind-mount host paths writable. I used that to copy the existing backup over the live config: docker run --rm --pull=never -v /etc:/host-etc:rw ubuntu:22.04 \ /usr/bin/install -m 0644 -o 0 -g 0 /host-etc/sddm.conf.bak /host- etc/sddm.conf"
A satirical image of an obese man wearing a "BUSH '04" button behind a tray of fast food items labeled "Aspartame cola," "MSG Burger," "MSG Fish Filet," "Genetically Altered SPUDS," "Fluoride Springs," "WRIGLEYS Aspartame" gum, and a "Prozac" bottle. In the background are multiple security cameras and chemtrails against a blue sky.
An Ifrit in Nuclear Option. The jet has a custom livery skin featuring a collage of numerous photos and stylized cartoon portraits of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
A green checkmark followed by the text: 115 tests passed; 115 tests total, 898 ms. Below this, a command line reads: /usr/bin/cargo nextest run -j32 --no-fa.
A Discord "Current activity" status showing a user playing Visual Studio Code, working on a file named "mass_surveillance_ml_algo.py" in a workspace called "palantir_hackathon." Simultaneously, they are listening to the song "Armed & Dangerous" by King Von on Spotify. White text overlay reads, "what could bro possibly be cooking😭."
a video showing the two step workflow: start transcribing, talk, press again and get the output
A screenshot of a text conversation shows an underwater photo of a luxury dive watch held up next to a yellow and black fish. The texts read: "mogged this idiot", "going band for band with a fish is insane", and "buddy couldn't handle it and swam away."
A meme with the text "nawll they in the psychiatric department 😂" over a photo of two people in a waiting room cosplaying as characters from the game Needy Streamer Overload. Red circles and arrows point from the cosplayers to anime illustrations of the characters Ame and Kangel.
A laptop palm rest features two stickers: a round, oranged-colored slime character wearing a top hat and glasses, and a partially visible sticker of the elf Frieren with a tired expression. Next to the slime sticker is an "intel CORE i5 8th Gen" sticker and a blue label reading "NB1910."