Laura Klein

@lauraklein.bsky.social

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Designer, researcher, author. Treat motivated.

A very elegant (in my opinion) French tip manicure with a pretty white flower painted on one nail.
A box of crackers with the words Lady Crackers on it.
A section header entitled "Introduce yourself at a party"
Nail art with rainbows and a butterfly done across two nails.
A label for a box of blackberries from someplace called Coke Farm.
A very cute little raccoon on a wooden deck as seen through a sliding glass door.
My hand with pictures of koi on my nails. They are painted to look like they are under water with little bubbles and a blue swirly background.
A cat with very wide eyes looking like it's seen some shit.
A very long dropdown list of items, some of which are correct state abbreviations and some of which are very much not! It includes as some of the options: "TO THE", "AC", "FM", and "THE" along with some of the normal state abbreviations, although CA for California (among others) is missing entirely.
Two questions from an employment survey about whether I've ever been convicted of a felony or if I was referred to the employer by a rehab agency. Response options are: Forks, No, or Not Sure that's right. Forks. I can't explain it either. I'm not even sure how you'd get it that wrong.
A small gold bottle that says poison on it attached to a black and gold cord that I seriously wore in high school and thought was extremely cool.
Meme with stick figure snowman saying "hello mister police" from a movie about a murderer.
News article containing a picture of a large house and the headline "Site of grisly California murder rampage hits the market for $3.65M"
Article headline: Hvaldimir, beloved beluga whale and alleged Russian spy, found dead. Includes a picture of a beluga whale (alive).
A picture of a really elaborate manicure with pink tiger stripe tips, gold trim, and a flower painted on one nail.
A slightly blurry pic of one and one half deer
An unbelievably complicated diagram showing a Simple UI and an Advanced UI for what is supposed to be a flashlight but may also launch missiles for all I can tell. I would describe it better, but looking at it for too long makes me want to cry.
A catalog titled "carbon 2 cobalt" with the tag line "you're in your element".
screenshot of part of a contract stating "Effective: Aug 35, 2023"
A picture of a smug looking guy talking to three annoyed looking people with the caption "talk cosmic philosophy with our founders"
A picture of Beavis and Butthead.