Lauren Kelley

@lauraniumm.bsky.social

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Screenshot of Bluesky’s trending topics list; Senator Van Hollen ranks at number 1 with a red label reading “hot” next to his name; Ryan Gosling ranks at number 2 with a green label reading “new” next to his name.
A photo of a multicolored, gaudy af cybertruck advertising “Bruno’s Bounce House” in various early-aughts graphics and fonts. Woof.
A devastatingly cute, blonde, 8-year-old German shepherd mix lounges on a couch, clearly taking the spot of someone who’s reading Beloved with their morning coffee. 10/10 would forgive her.
Violas Davis on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a black sequined (maybe? either way, it’s very shimmery) gown, holding out her sheer black cape and looking like she might fly away or cast a spell! The coolest part of this dress is that the shimmery sparkles are rainbow and you can see them shine with her movement!
Ayo Edebiri on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a grey suit with drapey pants, a satin grey shirt, and a long, gold feather for a “tie.” She also looks like she’s wearing grills! Her hair is down and curly, parted down the middle.
Janelle James at the Golden Globes in a black velvet strapless gown with a sweetheart neckline and black satin elbow-length gloves. Her hair is in a short pixie cut. She wears diamond earrings and bracelets.
Colman Domingo on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a charcoal gray suit with a black and white polka dot (?) shirt and a grey scarf tied in a bow as the “tie.”
Jeremy Strong on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a eucalyptus green corduroy (suede??) suit over a white turtle neck topped with a matching eucalyptus green corduroy (suede????) bucket hat and omg he also has on some copper tinted aviator sunglasses. It’s so much.
Adam Brody on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a double-breasted forest green suit with black lapels and a white rose(?) boutonnière.
Emma Stone on the Golden Globes carpet wearing a classic red strapless gown with an empire waist and faux ribbon belt. She’s also debuting (I think?…) an adorable pixie haircut.
Keri Russell on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a white, angular one-piece suit with a bedazzled belt and black pumps. It also looks like the suit might have a cape?
Andrew Scott on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a monochromatic robin’s egg blue suit? And a pearl(??) bracelet?! 🤪
Amy Adams poses on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a burgundy gown with a sweetheart neckline and drapey off-shoulder sleeves. Her necklace and earrings are in a sort of art deco style and look like spikey stars!
A screenshot showing the results of a Google search that inexplicably labels the classic animated film How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) as a “documentary/musical.” I have…questions.