Laurentide

@laurentide.bsky.social

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Fox collective She/It 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ& Old and full of vulpix tf yearning. Usually SFW but 🔞 for kink and similar topics. genAI = BLOCK Zoo = BLOCK

The Legend of Zelda for NES Screenshot of a 2D 8-bit video game. Link, a boy wearing green and brown clothes and a floppy green cap is walking along a narrow path between two high cliffs made of brown rock tiles. At upper right is a blue ladder/staircase leading upwards. At top middle is a staircase waterfall that empties into a creek next to the path. Orange spider-like Tektites are scattered aroumd the screen. In front of Link is a single rupee.
Jaguarandi from Virtual On: Cybertroopers Three-quarters view of a bulky orange and black mech with glowing red eye symbols on its "feet" and shoulders. Attached to each shoulder is a large pod with a gray spike in the front. Each arm ends in a big chunky gun and its massive legs have a vaguely ovoid cross-section.
XBV-13-t11 Bal-Bas-Bow from Virtual On: Cybertroopers A chunky purple and white mech with tubes for arms and a lower half that is shaped like some larger robot's head.
Photo of an arctic fox nervously leaning on the steering wheel of a car as if it were driving. Above it are the words "i wasn't made for any of this"
DVD cover for the movie Mystery Men. Portraits of the eclectic main cast are grouped together over an abstract green, yellow, and purple background. Below them is the tagline "They're not your average superheroes"
Bluesky notification: Bible and 1 other followed you - 2m Above the message is a profile image of a glowing cross on a black background. A second profile image has been redacted by covering it with a gray circle.
Excerpt from the SSPX Wikipedia page. Their total number of members (1,482) is highlighted in red. Full text: Named after Pope Pius X for his anti-Modernist stance, the society retains the Tridentine Mass and pre–Vatican II liturgical books in Latin. It is led by Superior General Davide Pagliarani and has more than 700 priests among 1,482 total members, with an estimated 600,000 people attending SSPX Masses worldwide.
Photo of a red fox. It is standing on its hind legs and peering out from behind a tree trunk that is a little too small to hide it.
Outside of battle A Pokémon that holds a Mirror Herb and has an empty move slot, and another Pokémon that knows a move the first Pokémon can learn as an Egg Move, after the picnic the first Pokémon will learn that Egg Move, even if there is no matching Egg Group or if both Pokémon are of the same gender. This does not consume the Mirror Herb. Source: Bulbapedia article for Mirror Herb, an item added in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet
Clip from one of the N64 Pokemon Stadium games of a Kantonian vulpix fainting during battle. The red, fox-like pokemon stumbles and collapses onto its side as sparkling lights swarm around it. It then vanishes in a burst of light as a dialog box pops up with the text, "Enough! Come back!"
Drawing of an old-style software window with a blue titlebar that says "Mental Age Test X poomang" in white text. The window content is black text on a white backgroumd that fades to light gray at the bottom with a dithering pattern. Mental Age: 24 "No money but want it all" There are white scrollbars at the bottom and right side.
Bluesky muted words list containing every permutation of "The Amazing Digital Circus" that I could think of along with all the characters whose names I know.
A "male" mii with short brown hair in a conservative style, black square-rimmed glasses, an ugly goatee, and wearing a green shirt. Their arms are crossed and they are staring ahead with a blank expression. They are standing on the green and white checkered floor of the 3DS Mii Maker app.
A fountain pen on a purple background next to the words “Write an erotic story in only three words”.
Partial June 5th box office rankings from boxofficemojo.com Scary Movie's opening day revenue is ranked 14th with $24,700, beating only the $500 for Deep Water, a movie that is only showing in four theaters. Both are far below the $115,000 opening day for the 30th anniversary rerelease of Trainspotting.
Same as the quoted image but with meme text added. An old, bearded wizard sits in an ornate throne in a warmly lit study. The wizard is wearing a purple robe with a very high collar. The throne is made of gold and red velvet and decorated with birdlike features. In front of the wizard is an ornate desk. On the desk is a CRT monitor and keyboard next to an old computer. On top of the monitor is a human skull with a lit candle on top of it. The wizard is leaning forward with one hand on the armrest and the other touching the monitor's screen. Top text: INSTALLATION IS A PERFECTLY VALID SCHOOL OF MAGIC Bottom text: AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE
Cropped screenshot of Scary Movie's opening day numbers showing it at rank 14 with an estimated revenue for the day of $24,700. Source: boxofficemojo.com
A map of Antarctica, oriented with 0° longitude at the top so that West Antarctica is on the left and East Antarctica is on the right. There is a red triangle marking the location of Gaussberg, a large extinct volcano on the Antarctic coast near the right edge of the map, on top of the 90° longitude line.
Screenshot of a draft that doesn't fit within the character limit. It is an alteration of the Litany Against Fear from the novel Dune. I must not create discourse. Discourse is the account-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total deletion. I will face their hot takes. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. And when they have gone past, I will load the app to see their posts. Where the deletions have been there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
A singular chicken nugget on a plain white background.
Quick doodle of a shy, flustered arctic fox making bottom fingers (It's me) Drawn by Chai
The 2-panel meme of Klimton Nicchini from the anime "Gundam Reconquista in G". Panel 1: Klimton is sitting in a cockpit and wearing a bulky white helmet. He has an excited, trollish expression. The subtitles say "I am a genius!" Panel 2: The background has been replaced with speed lines and Klimton appears shocked. The subtitles say "Oh no!"
Cropped screenshot of an online store listing for Himbo-Top raspberry plants.
The Pricemaster leaning into his microphone and delivering the most absurd number possible in this situation. He is wearing a reflective silver jacket, a bright red ski mask, and a gold Pantalone mask.
A 1987 Happy Meal toy of a transforming cheeseburger robot on a brown and white background. Above it is an altered version of the Burger King logo that says "BATTLE TECH" and the tagline "A game of armored combat" in a 1970's throwback font.
Social media post by @elle_em Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate
A two-comic panel featuring a chibi-style scientist character standing next to an easel. The comic is credited to Linguist Gone Foreign. Panel 1 - SOCIETY: The image on the easel shows two androgynous stick figure humans that are identical aside from skin tone. Both of them are naked and their torsos are fully obscured with pixelation. Scientist: (aiming a pointer at the image and looking at the reader) You must cover your genitals at all times because we shouldn't be thinking about other peoples' genitals. Panel 2 - ALSO SOCIETY: The image on the easel has changed to show both stick figures fully clothed. The one on the left is looking down in surprise to find they are wearing a light blue shirt and dark blue pants. The one on the right is wearing a pink skirt and top, and has a pink bow on top of their head. There is a large drop of sweat on their face to show they are nervous. Scientist: (snapping fingers) But cover them with clothes that represent your genitals because I get very uncomfortable when I can't tell what genitals people have.
Results screen of an online quiz based on the one Pokemon Mystery Dungeon uses to decide which pokemon it will turn you into. Several green-bordered pixel art dialog boxes are displayed on a wavy purple/gray gradient background. Box 1 says, "You seem to be . . ." Boxes 2 & 3 contain portraits of phanpy and Kantonian vulpix Box 4 holds a radar chart labeled "Natures". The value for Relaxed is maxed out and there are high values for Brave, Calm, and Quirky. Box 5 says "Restart"
Boxes of cheeseburger flavor "wow bao" bao buns on a grocery store shelf
Social media post by Jessica Grace: I find that a lot of anti-socialist sentiment boils down to a basic belief that people are lazy and won't do good in the world or work hard unless they are suffering. I believe the opposite. I think most people would do amazing things if only they weren't in dire straits constantly.
White text on black background Your Indie band name is: Your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers
As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. - Commisioner Pravin Lal, "U.N. Declaration of Rights" Screenshot from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, showing one of the dialog boxes that appear after completing tech research or secret project construction. The left side of the box contains a portrait of Pravin Lal, the in-game leader of the UN Peacekeeping Forces faction. The remainder of the box contains the text quoted above. The background is an image of space as seen from in orbit around the game's planet.
Screenshot of a Pokemon TCG Pocket binder filled with my collection of sylveon cards. The top row contains a rainbow-border Sylveon EX card flanked by two Sylveon commons. The second row contains three Sylveon full-art cards. Below them are five regular Sylveon EX cards. In total there are 11 sylveons.
The same card as the one in the quoted post except it's the pink version.
Image of an old, beat up CRT TV screen displaying a test pattern consisting of colorful stripes and a subtle spiral. Black text at the top of the screen says: "Pause the TV. Find your new mantra." Below it is larger yellow text: "The longer I stay locked, the more I transform."
Closeup of a pokedex displaying some text and two capsule-shaped icons like those used for pokemon types. The text reads: "Pause GIF and discover your Kinkymon type. . ." The top icon is black with a green border and green text that says "DRONE" The bottom icon is blue and shaded to look 3D, with white text that says "PUPPY"
Screen that appears when you get the animated shiny mew card in Pokemon TCG Pocket. The mew is posing like it's in the first panels of an adult fancomic.
20 video games arranged into a grid. About Me: Video Games Favorite game: Warframe Best story: Persona 5 Favorite art style: CrossCode Biggest personal impact: Super Animal Royale Best combat: Virtual On: Oratorio Tangram Overhated: No Man's Sky Underrated: Power Stone Overrated: Phasmophobia Needs a remake: Tribes 2 Criminally overlooked: Gotcha Force Favorite protagonist: Horizon Zero Dawn Favorite antagonist: Undertale Best soundtrack: Tunic Best multiplayer: Deep Rock Galactic Not usually my thing but...: Bloodborne Turn my brain off: The Long Drive Best with friends: Minecraft Best retro game: Chrono Trigger Nostalgic childhood game: Super Dodgeball Game everyone should play: Outer Wilds
Screenshot from the Star Trek: TNG episode "Conspiracy". A man is reaching down to open a gray plastic box lying on a table.
Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, the latest in a series of well-known therian cognitohazards.
Pixel sprites of 15 pokemon labeled and arranged into a 5x3 grid that is titled "About Me: Pokemon" Favorite: alolan vulpix Among my favorites: braixen Least favorite: milcery Underrated favorite: Farfetch'd Overrated favorite: lucario Beat starter: fennekin Best dynamax: long meowth Best mega: mega charizard x Best regional variant: alolan vulpix Best eeveelution: sylveon Would have as a pet: kantonian vulpix Best looking shiny: umbreon IDK why I like this but I do: shuckle Has a personal story behind it: hitmonchan Very nostalgic to me: suicune
A cropped, out of context portion of the above comic by @thegreatworlder.pmd.social. Allie, an alolan vulpix in a blue scarf, is sitting on her haunches. She is clutching a large green and white pokemon egg to her chest and looking downwards with a thoughtful expression. A thought bubble above her head reads "I'm gonna be a mother! :D"
Screenshot of a post by doodlemancy. sorry not sorry but if you're publicly admitting to using AI for your code, people are going to A. assume it's the cause of every problem with your site/software/etc. B. clown on you for it, and it's only going to keep getting worse. you can't put this toothpaste back in the tube :)
Epic Handshake meme template. Two very muscular men are flexing their biceps while performimg an extremely firm handshake with the same arms. The image is cropped at the shoulders so only the handshake itself is visible. The left person's arm is labeled "UI DEVS". The right person's arm is labeled "ABDL FURRIES". Their clasping hands are labeled "EXCESSIVE PADDING".
Box arts for nine games, arranged in a grid. Starting from the top left, they are: The Legend of Zelda (NES) Super Dodgeball (NES) Virtual On: Cybertroopers (Arcade) Jumpgate: The Reconstruction Initiative (PC) Guild Wars (PC) Undertale (PC) Stellaris (PC) Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries (PC) Tunic (PC)
Screenshot of the current Pokemon TCG Pocket event showing less than an hour remaining and an uncompleted "Collect 1 Alolan Vulpix Promo Card" mission.
Screenshot of a bsky feed. Kobold Factory has posted a sketch of herself saying "I'm gonna crash out". Immediately below this is a post by ICE Must Be Destroyed that says "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" but it keeps going for like 12 lines and runs past the bottom of the image.
Results from the dialed.gg color remembering game: You ranked 109,764 out of 237,181 42.98/50 Genuinely unsettling accuracy. Please find a hobby.
Screenshotted portion of article: The 13-year-old had been diagnosed and started receiving gender-affirming care in Utah just prior to the 2023 moratorium bill. She has been on puberty blockers and was set to start hormone therapy this spring, her mom said. The teen had been experiencing suicidal ideation before getting some health care support and continues to worry about it, her mom said, particularly as she feels lawmakers are openly attacking the transgender community.
Screenshot of a social media post superimposed on a picture of a flowery alpine mountainside at sunset. halletreks > Climate Threads 15/04/2025 I don't want AI. I want old growth forests. I want coral reefs. I want glaciers. I want clean water, air, and a future for the next generation. I want the Endagered [sic] Species Act. Free-flowing rivers. Thriving wildlife populations. I want bees.
Box art for Deadlock: Planetary Conquest, a 1996 turn-based strategy game.
Tod and Vixey, non-anthro foxes from The Fox and the Hound. Tod is eagerly flirting with a receptive Vixey.
Warframe screenshot of the beginning of Corrupted Vor's speech in the Undercroft. A rectangular overlay depicts the upper half of Corrupted Vor, an evil mutant cyborg holding a golden key. The overlay is labeled with his name in red text. Below the image is a speech caption: "What a waste! Your scarred vessel comes-" The rest of the words are blacked out. The screenshot says "Edited by PowerDirector" in the corner because I grabbed this from an old Youtube video.
Another post I made further describing part of the dream. Laurentide[redacted] 06/14/2025 12:24 PM The mech was pretty cool, too. Like if a Gundam antagonist was a fan of art deco.
A message I posted to Discord 6 months ago describing a strange dream that I really wanted to see more of. Laurentide[redacted] 06/14/2025 12:18 PM Me: I just want some good sleep with no nightmares My Brain: Wanna watch a lesbian dark elf mech pilot blow up fascists for messing with her girlfriend? Me: wut My Brain: It's filmed in grayscale with occasional splashes of purple for emphasis!
Photo of a birthday milestone board for dogs which has been filled out digitally. It reads: It's my birthday! I weigh: Roumd Favorite Toys: Computer Nintando Lovense Breed: (The word "yes" is crossed out) Snow fox I Love: Food Games Headpats Commands I Know: Teach me some! My nickname: TBD Favorite Place: Cuddle Pile
Screenshot of the first image in OP's post. Despite being expanded to full screen, the text is still entirely illegible. No alt text has been provided.
A large green toad sitting at a table and holding a tall cup of brown liquid. The toad has a blank expression. Above the image is a caption: "surely this is the coffee that will finally fix me"