[Lavendeer]

@lavendeer.bsky.social

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A short video of the top of a treeline in a coniferous redwood forest and the open sky. Everything is saturated in a gentle purple and yellow hue, and small visual glitches occur in the loop. Sounds of nature fill the air, cicadas and red winged blackbirds, the essence of Lavendeer's formative years. While short, the footage lends to the idea of a small moment of reprieve, finding grounding and looking forward to what is to come - to Lav at least. Be kind to yourself, stranger, and give yourself grace.
A picture of Hollywood Boulevard's Amoeba Music location, complete with red and yellow neon signage. A black banner stretches across the top of the brick building's entrance, with "WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER" in bold, white text.
An image of a taxidermized water buffalo with gruff or inquisitive expression draped in shadow, looking around a wall directly at the viewer. A lively simulation Savannah is behind it, elephants, brush, sticks and trees basked in moderate-to-soft yellow light within the scene.
A noisy, artificially compressed image a beautiful autumn season forest with golden, tan, red and brown leaves on the ground, tall, bare trees standing upright along a center path, and a bright but faded sky. A grainy, crudely-drawn Lavendeer reminiscent of early 2000's era online art stands near the center of the background along the main path with a mysterious, glitching aura. The deer is in colors of pink, purple, seafoam green, yellow and grey-tan. It looks like the TBH Autism Creature. Text is seen on the left of the image, rendered in a similar format, saying in like colors, "Pet(?) the FrEeRf".
A rendering of Lavendeer on a trippy tye-dye green, purple, yellow, pink and blue background. Lav is sporting more anthropomorphic, feminine features, including the addition of a new hair style, and doing a pose, stretching their arms out widely while yapping loudly their favorite YTP-inspired vocal stem "FREERF!!!", as shown in the dark, colorfully-outlined font. An enlarged image of Lav is in the background, blending with the intense colors. This image has been glazed, like others by Lav, to slow and/or prevent AI scraping.
A modified meme of "My son green", featuring a small curly haired dog with dyed green hair curled up on a seat. The listing is on a white background. Text goes as follows, "Buppey" (user posting), 5 stars "Verified Purchase", "My CHILD green", "Reviewed in the MOON on 1997", "Color: (blank space) Green". Moon Child, the green elf/alien's face has been copy-pasted over the dog's head, as well as the words "MOON" and "CHILD" from the cover art over texts in the image.
An image of a parody GameBoy Advance game called "Tenacious Deer in The Lick of Destiny" only for GameBuck Advance. Labels cover the front cover, going from top left, clockwise: SLOP INC. in the shape of the Nintendo logo, SPAALONEGROUP(tm), [Lavendeer], an Official Neurodivergent Seas in the shape of an Official Nintendo Seal, a Mature 17+ ESRB rating with the letter "M" plastering the entire logo, including the phrase "deer...", creating "mmmmmm deer..." (a call-back to previous art), rated by EEEB, and a Missing Substance Games logo, featuring magenta and black checkering with big red text and a light seafoam triangle. Text at the bottom of the box art says "An Epic Thirst. A Magic Salt Lick. A Chance To Put The Deer In De(er)stiny". The foreground image shows a terrifying green and purple skull orb, presumed the salt lick of destiny, emitting an otherworldly aura. Two Lavendeer face one another in front of the salt lick, beside themselves and seem to be in close proximity to the fabled electrolyte source. The two glow in the aura of the lick, emitting their own magenta and green hues, while in front of a glowing explosion-type thing. Green and blue flames erupt behind the title text, which is radiantly displaying hues of oranges, reds and black, while flames dance between the letters and blue, silver and copper trim encases the symbols.
Poster/cover art for the Super Mario Bros Movie (1993). In the foreground are the two titular heroes, on the left is Mario and Luigi to the right, wearing plumbers outfits, tools nearby and thruster boots. The entire foreground scene, from the brothers to the graphic design is enveloped in blue, white and orange. The background is in black. Text in white at the top says "This Ain't No Game." while at the bottom is the title "SUPER MARIO BROS."
An image of a parody GameBoy Advance game called "Stink Creechur: Don't Become Cringe 3" only for GameBuck Advance. Labels cover the front cover, going from top left, clockwise: SLOP INC. in the shape of the Nintendo logo, SPAALONEGROUP(tm), [Lavendeer], an Official Neurodivergent Seas in the shape of an Official Nintendo Seal, a Mature 17+ ESRB rating with the "T" in "Mature" replaced with a red "N", reading as Manure", rated by EEEB and a Missing Substance Games logo, featuring magenta and black checkering with big red text and a light seafoam triangle. Text at the bottom of the box art says "Scorn? Accept? EVOLVE".
A digitally-sketched black and white cartoon depiction of a girl with big anime eyes in a slight slouch saying the words "WAOW" in a text bubble to her left, while she thinks in a big thought bubble above her head "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED", repeating. It is the waow based girl meme
A Bluesky screenshot featuring two posts, one from tehnutball.bsky containing fan art of The Amazing Digital Circus titled "So... now what?" in a very late 90's-mid 2000's Cartoon Network style, the other from lavendeer referencing the same media, "They can have sex now".
A dark-themed Bluesky screenshot of Lavendeer's recent notifications, featuring T. M. Shannon and Chiitan. They liked the post, "I simply do not have enough friends to enjoy cool, chill nights out in the city or woods, be gay and get flavor blasted. And this is a problem."
A parody gamecube title called "Local Deer Thing Cause a 16 Car Pile-Up With a 2001 Honda Civic" featuring the aforementioned vehicle driving at excessive speeds, crystal pepsi cans and choco tacos flying out the window(s?) with a funny pink deer at the wheel and a small pitbull-mix puppy in the passenger seat. An explosion is seen in the distance. The front cover box art is loaded to the brim with logos and text. The top of the box states "Only For" in a purple and green triangle, connecting to a top rounded bar "Bintendoe Error Squaror", featuring a 3D missing texture box to represent the Error Squaror. The bottom of the box art says in bold lettering "The reviews are IN!" with reviews following as such, "My wife divorced me for this game and took the kids." from I Gained Nothing dot gov, 2/10. "Made me drop a FAT nut, on god for real for real." from John Halo, 11/7. "Ourghh Quesadilla..." from Warren Buffet, no review score. At the very bottom from left to right is a nintendo parody seal in green, a "Official Neurodivergent Seas", a french flag with the words "French Parliament Approved!", a stretched logo "Spaalone Group(tm)", an ESRB rating with "WUMBO!!!!!!", a "W" and the rating "EEEB", all next to a final logo of "[Lavendeer]" in the bottom right corner. A side of the box art is also visible featuring the title in plain white text with black stroke and the error squaror logo. This is but one side of the entire piece.
A screenshot of the upcoming Edmund McMillen title "Mewgenics" from the Mewgenics Features Trailer. A gray checkerboard arena is shown with various debris littering the floor. A cat(?) of varying colors and proportions is near the center standing upright. In the foreground is a dialogue box showing an ability, "Autism: Spells you were born with cost -2 mana. Other spells cost +1 mana." Underneath the text box is a small depiction of the TBH Creature or Autism Dog. This is very Yippie and Edmund deserves a cookie that instantly makes him more rotund because it would be funny. Heart.
A simple ink pen doodle on lined paper of Lavendeer saying "WAOW!!" in big bold text. A possible design change is presented, sporting head hair with a ponytail. Lav is scrungle and full of weed, yum!!
A picture of the entire Simpsons family (earlier era) in the living room sitting on their brown couch looking at the orange tv in the foreground. In order of appearance from left to right is Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggy and Bart, with Graggle pleasantly sitting on the floor.
A cropped version of the Waow Based meme. An anime style sketch of a girl says "WAOW" in a speech bubble to the right while she thinks "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED" repeatedly in her head via a large thought cloud floating above the speech bubble. The picture is in simple black and white.
Official art from the Godzilla NES creepypasta featuring Solomon, a red-eyed, blue-furred, toothy, winged beast with two sharp sets of claws. White text overlaying the black background says "STILL THE BEST, 1973"
A low resolution image of classic cartoon figure Bugs Bunny looking onward. His expression reads as extremely exhausted. The background behind him is olive green.
Two images left to right. On the left is what looks like an industrial environment with a kind of white plastic feeding mechanism with small silver bowl, a tube for liquid and a deposit area for larger feed, featuring a small joy stick controller with black knob separated by a surrounding barrier, likely to prevent food spillage into the hardware beneath the mechanism's case. Words below the image say, "A joystick designed specifically to be used by pigs". On the right, a side shot of the same environment now with a light pink farm pig looking at what is assumed to be the same device, possibly contemplating its use. Words below the image say, "Joystick on the left when in use".
A pink deer with what appears to be 5 eyes, 2 visible ears on one side, magenta-purple hair, a seafoam green triangle above their head and tail made of flame is joyfully sitting on a tan rock under a light brown twisted tree at the grand canyon. A total of 20 game titles are displayed around the deer. They read in the following order: Top Left: Deer Hunter, Kid Pix Studio Deluxe, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2, Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When it's Dark Outside, Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo, Sonic CD. Top Right: Sonic Spinball, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Chibi Robo: Plug Into Adventure!, Luigi's Mansion, Super Mario Sunshine, Sonic Adventure Director's Cut. Bottom Left: Vampire Survivors, Balatro, The Binding of Isaac: Repentance, Project Zomboid. Bottom Right: Metroid Zero Mission, Wario Land 4, Pokemon Emerald Version, Pig Poker Deluxe. If read in the following order, the joke is Loss, a prolific pop-culture internet meme.
A black and white cat with pink nose is resting its face against cage bars, with its upper mouth/lip area hanging over a horizontal bar, showing its teeth. With large eyes and a toothy visage, the image gives the appearance of feral energy, which is how the original Bluesky poster of this thread feels about the phrases "crash out" and "crashing out" respectively.
A screenshot of Lavendeer's mobile Bluesky feed featuring two total posts from prolific animator and artist Felix Colgrave and long-form analysis Vtuber IndieAlpaca. In Felix's post, "People exemplify characters like Hello Kitty + Labubu as peak capitalism because they exist solely for merch. 100% true, but the designs have to appeal on their own- Spiderman or Star Wars can move mountains of equally trash products, but uglier, where the only value is a reference. Kinda worse IMO" In Indie's post, "My labubu loves 100 gecs" while sharing a picture of a labubu doll in hand at a 100 Gecs concert. This is funny to the deer.
A still frame from the animated adaptation of the manga "Beastars" featuring a softly highlighted silhouette of Legoshi the wolf amidst a dark background, inhaling a purple scent cloud. The cloud wisps enter through his nostrils, delicately filling his olfactory senses with information. The scent appears pleasing as his eyes are closed during the experience.
A lower quality image of road in the forest surrounded by trees of yellows and muted greens with shadows casting upon the road and ground. A purple hue is set over the scenery. A black silhouetted mass stands in the shade of a tree ominously. Its surroundings seem to warp within its vicinity. Red text in the foreground from top to bottom reads, "Despite everything ur balls itchy". The overall image seems compressed and of lower quality, containing visual glitches and aberrations. Edit by Lavendeer on bluesky.
Ernest P. Worrell (as played by the late Jim Varney) in his classic grey shirt with rolled up sleeves, blue vest and tan cap holding a tightly sealed, shiny, brown container of Original Bulgarian MIAK Concentrate in PLAIN flavor, with a confrontational expression on his face. The background contains Halloween decor like drawn papercraft pumpkins, a booth for concessions and various out of focus posters in what appears to be an elementary school setting.
A white void featuring several tan-brown deer looking at the viewer (including Popcorn the Deer at the bottom left) surrounding a magenta talking novelty bottle opener. The bottle opener features a silhouetted deer character shape with a raised hoof, two antlers and a floating angular heart shape above its head. The character emerges from a decal of the moon with a teal outline around its shape. This decal sets just below the bottle opener's speaker.
A magenta-ish object rapidly approaching the viewer caught in still frame. It glows with a strange aura. Within the object appears to be a bright teal outlined circle with a black vaguely deer shaped image in the center. No, it certainly couldn't be... is it a......
A prototype Youtube thumbnail at 16:9 resolution featuring a low resolution yellow woodland and path with sunlight shining on the left half of the image, the right portion covered in shadow. A light grey computer file window reminiscent of 90's-2000's design is in the center foreground of the image featuring light blue and pink colors in the description area. White text in the bar says "Hello?... Is anyone there?" next to a minimize, expand and close tab. An image is in the center of the window, appearing to be a magenta and dark, faded slate blue missing texture design that has undergone some form of digital erosion with a silhouette in center focus. The silhouette features antler-like protrusions, points off to the sides and a small triangle suspended between the black extensions reaching out and upward.
A screenshot of Mobile The Binding of Isaac. Tainted Keeper with Guppy (cat) transformation, red, bleeding eyes and tractor beam floats in a mausoleum room. The room contains rocks and destroyed poop piles in each corner, next to holes in the ground. There are opened red chests on the floor. Tainted Keeper holds a plethora of passive items to the right, a pinky eye trinket, a brown nugget active item, a health up pill, and 8 bombs. He holds 99 coins and 18 keys.
A player character from the Dark Souls franchise in knightly armor looks up from within the grey castle walls of Lower Undead Burg. Torches illuminate an open reinforced door. The phrase "ASS PACKED" in deep red font impact the foreground with a dark shadow band behind it.
A colorful display of Zoobooks front and center. The background is a blend of gentle purple and gray, while a poster of a tiger wading in water sets in the backdrop, along a spread of Zoobooks magazines in colors of white, yellow, red, green and blue. Text on the screen in white says, "Piegar Toaster", with yellow text below saying "Must Be 18 Years or Older To Call". Finally, in bold white font is the original phone number for the Zoobooks ordering line, layered on a flat purple rectangular graphic with mild transparency.
A black and white still of the Grand Canyon with white wispy clouds rolling over its formations. A bright sky shines overhead over the peaks and valleys. To the left in the foreground are more rocky faces with tree life. The white text below is a timestamp and film source stamp, TFA-83A, Travel Film Archive.
A dominantly purple TV channel splash screen featuring the title "Channel Lavendula" in white text, as well as a large logo center screen that takes the shape of lavender fronds. The subtext reads "Your gateway between memories, dreams and reality". The background is a field of lavender with a highly saturated purple line of trees and vegetation in the background. The sky is dark and emulates a night sky.
A purple and pink arcade cabinet with a green platform covered in a big spider web decal, cartoon spiders and red buttons is in the foreground. The cabinet is named Spider Stompin', written in big yellow letters and features red glossy light up buttons overlaying the silly light hearted spider designs that a player can stomp for points. The floor looks to be either a very short, cheap carpet or other material, which is dirty. The background features other random cabinets, including a 3 player racing game with the words "Off Road" on it, and a token machine resting on a pallet.
Two containers of agua fresca glistening with condensation sit upon trays on a table in the foreground. Each has a serving ladle sticking out the top. To the left appears to be a jamaica and to the right, horchata. In the background are serving cups, a shelf full of beers in their respective holders and a white painted wall.
A young deer or doe amidst a neutral brown background is looking at the camera steadily before a green screen missile graphic flies into frame, exploding the whole frame as a cheap comedic effect
Old windows popup featuring a grainy, saturated image giving off nostalgic vibes with vaguely 90's aesthetic. A deer like shape completely enveloped in a missing texture except for a heart above its head emerges from a series of overlaying colorful triangles, like a window. Several brightly colored triangles dot the image highlighting the introductory name "LAV" written in PBS' ZOOM-inspired font, glitching slighly. Something new has arrived...?