Sophie Lawson

@lawsonsv.bsky.social

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Shitposter, persistent typoer, Microsoft Paint user, uncomfortably English | Former journalist once called “The Attenborough of women's football" https://ko-fi.com/lawsonsv

Bender saying, "You mean breakfast club sandwich"
Instant noodle cup - Yo Japchae, spicy flavour. When you go out for a Korean, don’t sleep on japchae
Plant slant Liam with his mouth open, enunciating his way through "My taint" (which is the on-screen caption)
the Vini Jr lego, you know the one
photo of part of a page of a bar menu at The Century Bar in Sydney's CBD, listing the following drinks Incident Blue (midori, frangelico, blue curacao, whiskey and lemon) Tropical Breeze (vodka, malibu, cranberry and pineapple) To The Moon (absinthe, malibu, midor and lemon) French Martini (vodka, chambord and pineapple) and of course, the most famous of all, Pussy Dragon (gin, vodka, triple sec, tequila, rum, raspberry and lemon)
Simpsons screencap, Homer giving Bart fighting tips, concluding, "And if you get the chance, get him right in the Hampshire"
The investment from The FA has seen England shoot up the rankings and close the gap of the higher echelons, but money can only buy so much. England has its own history and culture in football, but also has historical limitations when it comes to actually getting the ball down and playing. And there is nothing written in the DNA that suggests the team can take that leap and find themselves lifting a major tournament trophy.
the over the top hot chocolate menu at Chocolate Bar in Tower Bridge. if you want a hot chocolate in london, would absofruitly recommend
illuminated beer pong table at Lan Kwai Fong in Camden
simpsons screencap, Kirk standing in front of a race car bed saying, "I use chatgpt as my search engine."
Kadoya La-Yu Hot Sesame Oil
Pack of Doll fried (dry) noodle, spiced pork cubes flavours
Kang avec deal with it glasses
An open pack of shin ramyun toomba
the other big water feature at Changi airport
cat drinking from the kitchen sink tap
Big dog/little dog meme LCL’s staring XI (outfielders) / LCL’s GKs
red stars KEYS TO THE MATCH
gif search for "happy birthday bald"
TL screenshot, first Emily's post followed by a repost from @cam.bio that reads, "Well this Dallas crowd has been quiet and crappy but they delivered massive boos for Gianni so that’s nice"
sorry, it's my face again. seemingly doing a Yakov Smirnoff "in soviet russia... fish eats you" drinking from a green ceramic fish, whose spout is its open mouth which looks like its biting your (my) nose when you have a glug. I might also have some purple tinsel in my hair, idk, just focus on the fish
astronaut "always has been" meme with the earth replaced by the UEFA logo
an old-timey poster for Absinthe
Paddy McGuinness pointing in two different directions whilst grinning directly at the camera
Oxford university, miami of ohio
cat in the darkness, her silhouette is visible on the corner of the roof
youtube screenshot from the Moonshadow *pilot, Key telling Chan, "I want to be your sugar baby."
Eat Drink Man Woman screencap Old Wen saying, "You're as repressed as a turtle." to Chu
Mama oriental kitchen, hot Korean flavour instant noodles
excerpt from Ken Bensinger's Red Card: "To prepare for the 2010 World Cup, which it had desperately sought to host for years, South Africa spent more than $3 billion in public money largely on stadiums and transportation infrastructure. Original projections has been as little as a tenth of that amount, but the stringent requirements imposed by FIFA, motivated almost entirely by a desire to maximize revenue during the short-lived tournament, drove the figure up massively."
don't make me tap the sign meme, with my standard new years life advice post of "don't be a dick + if possible, wear comfortable shoes"
Krusty standing infront of a drop down map of the Falkland Islands
FotMob screenshot of the first 90mins of Argentina-Switzerland, showing momentum (very few peaks for Argentina), possession (55%/45%} xG (0.80/0.50), total shots (9/9) and shots on target (2/5)
menu card in an izakya in Bangkok, for a quartet of special/signature/limited edition(?) Asahi beers, in a mix of very unbeerlike colours: Hokkaido lavender beer - a deep purple. Fujiyama sakura beer - as pink as you'd expect anything sakura to be Tokyo snow popcorn beer - white as a pint of milk Time machine beer 90s - a cyan beer that tastes like god only knows what I don't like beer, so I didn't partake but time machine beer stil sounds like a fantastic short story
my mate setting up a *sighs in old* bucky-bru-bomb train
Me again, this time wearing an incredibly too big for me Spain cowboy hat
a hand holding a gummy in the shape of a baby's bottle of milk
two successive *beer pong goals (?)
Pretty normal Lawson selfie, I look adorable, routine thumbs up, ruddy cheeks, darkened room. Also, a child’s Viking helmet is atop my bonce (which technically came from Keflavík airport but, w/e)
Morgan Rees on stage, mid-set saying, "Cunt of the sea"