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4 / 8 PAINT!!! 1 pick pics; 2 print template; 3 carbon on print back; 4 trace on canvas paper; 5 set up work area; 6 select & mix colors; 7 get water & brushes; 8 PAINT Self-kindness
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This is too sweet for me, cheep! Maybe flamingos have more of a sweet beak than me... Lil bird dressed as a kokiri child New Discovery Dislikes Strawberry Ice Cream
I like the message but this song has been stuck in my head too long, cheep. Cartoon of a little bird wearing a black dress with white polka dots & green eyeglasses & a big white floppy hat, holding an ice cream sundae, w/ a little green 5-legged blob on the left New Discovery Dislikes Born This Way, Lady Gaga
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“The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out” Dark haired lady w/ glasses & a party hat in front of a mic
Graph paper pad w/ “NOTES” printed on top, sitting on a walnut desk w/ glass pane
WARRIOR Titanium Hex Shank Drill Bit Set, 13-Piece It makes holes I bought them... put them in my dril... turned the drill on and it made a hole in the wood... VERIFIED BUYER Dumb luck July 1, 2026
June Time to Walk (Incomplete/gray progress bar) 9h11m of 15h • Ended Tuesday June Step Month (Incomplete gray progress bar) 286,182 of 300,000 steps • Ended Tuesday Active June (Big green complete progress bar) Completed • Ended Tuesday 2026 Walking - Stage 2 (Big green complete progress bar) Completed • Ended Tuesday
Active June 2026 badge on Garmin Connect app, it’s a big hexagon (points north/south), w/ a stopwatch clip art Active June 2 pts • Join this challenge and record 20 activities of at least 20 minutes each in June. LIMITED TIME / CHALLENGE 20 of 20 activities You earned this badge on June 26, 2026
Your Results 70% Woke / 30% Chud 34% Techbro / 66% Neo-Luddite 61% Hopepilled / 39% Doomer 77% Davos / 23% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Pope Leo XIV Head of the Catholic Church (2025-present)
Today at 1:43 PM @schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Hates People Who Use VR Al Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin" moderation list
Panda USA ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTION style C70 / BLS33 / BLS36 Line drawings of cabinet build instructions. They are technically correct but independently impossible
Betty Nope, they're just folded differently, cheep! This one has edges that look like ropes. I picked it because it looked pretty! But not so much the taste… New Discovery Dislikes Empanadas
A new week is starting! (Fire emoji 103) My daily classes - 0/3 Today's challenge: Relax 2 min
MOM: I did the flyer from online templates from the website "poster my Wall" Me: Oh fun! Thank you for NOT using Al MOM: Absolutely not! This also provides me with creative outlet. I also of course, as head of the social committee…
1970s corn painting, blue background, two diff shades of green leaves for corn ears, yellow corn kernels. Lilly Pulitzer vintage print re-released 2026
Avoid using anti-wetland language Instead of ___ —> Say this ___ You're getting bogged down in the details. —> You're frolicking in nutrient-dense mud. Let's not muck about. —> Let's not disturb the marshland. They're dragging my name through mud! —> I'm journeying through soggy terrain. I'm swamped. —>I'm immersed in nature.
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Check all boxes - 16 cabinets Completed Today, Jun 17
Opened can of Publix store brand black beans in seasoned sauce showing that 1/3 of the can is just liquid
A small child hoisting a small log amongst tree stumps and other logs, in a yard of wood chips, with breakthrough grass tufts here and there, surrounded by a natural-wood fence. The child is dressed in a yellow collared shirt w/ blue sailboats printed on it, chambray quick dry shorts, and boat shoes and would look right at home at a yacht club
Ocarina of Time being played on emulator on an Android phone with a snap-on gamepad/controller surround. there is a small dog's furry back foot coming up from the bottom of the photo.
“Dad’s Birthday” book cover. A 90s dad w/ The Dry Look™ hair & wearing a yellow argyle sweater hugs a girl child wearing a blue tshirt. Together they are holding a small plate with a watermelon wedge w/ a birthday candle on it
Screenshot of an iPhone Home Screen in a focus mode, w/ hand drawn circle where the Spotify icon used to be
STOP exploring the Ocean • we all know what water is thanks • theres no single damn thing in there i wanna see • We found EVERYTHING that taste good 1. Crab 2. fried shrimp • 12,301,320 undiscovered jelly fish go to hell
Garmin Lily 2 w/ green silicone band on a skinny wrist
"I know how to do it," she repeated. "Let's have an election!" Miss Greer clapped her hands. "What a perfect idea!" she said. "Everyone, go home tonight and make a poster for the pet you would like to nominate. Remember, it has to fit on the bookcase!" The class cheered. "Tomorrow, we'll vote," said Miss Greer. "An election is the perfect way to decide. There's nothing complicated about that! It will be easy!" After school, Sofia met Abuelo and Pup by the flagpole. All around them, students were talking about the election and the pets they would nominate. Sofia hugged Abulo, and they walked home together quietly. Sofia was deep in thought. Something was bugging her. "What's wrong, Sofia?" asked Abuelo. "You…
My Challenges May Walking - completed - 30/30 miles Active May - completed - 20/20 activities May Step Month - in progress - 185,794 of 300,000 steps - ends May 31 2027 Walking - Stage 2 - in progress - 60.7 of 91.0 miles - ends June 30
The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out & a lady w/ short dark hair & glasses, wearing a white & pink party hat, holding up a remote control, at a microphone, in front of the presentation w/ those words
3 vertical stacks of IKEA sandwich cookies, they are round w/ a heart cut out of the middle of the top cookie, L to R: Pink: Kafferep raspberry Yellow: *NEW’* Bjällra lemon Brown: Kafferep chocolate
3 vertical stacks of IKEA sandwich cookies, they are round w/ a heart cut out of the middle of the top cookie, L to R: Pink: Kafferep raspberry Yellow: *NEW’* Bjällra lemon Brown: Kafferep chocolate
The New York Times 6d • Our Wirecutter writer tried an app that lets you catalog and organize your closet on your phone. If this sounds a bit like Cher Horowit... See more I Catalogued My Wardrobe 'Clueless'- Style. It Changed My Life. mirror selfie of a white lady w/long dark hair, in a tan trench coat with a barely colorful scarf, in front of white paneled closet doors Screenshot from the app INDYX - with brown clothes not worth describing further
Sky with wildfire smoke filling entire bottom half of frame. A single story house’s orange-ish roof at bottom, trees to the right
Mango tree with literally low hanging fruit, becoming riper each day, on a blue sky background also w/ wildfire smoke in distance
charlestyrwhitt Button-Down Collar Non-Iron Hedgehog Print Shirt - Multi... White button down shirt with print of line-drawing hedgehogs, each with yellow, light blue, or dark blue spines. Some are wearing top hats
Three very pretty but very wide silicone watch bands, in deep mauve, dark blue, and dark green, on top of a plastic bag showing their label which includes “Lily 2” IN THE PRODUCT NAME, & the blue one is upside down to show the “20” printed on the band. Plus the actual Lily 2 watch, upside down showing the “quick release 14” light green silicone watch band that is actually the right size
Highlighted under “allergy/immunology”: chronic urticaria, Mast Cell Activation Syndrome/Disease, autoimmune disorders w/ SLE ALSO highlighted: Pre-diabetes & type 2 diabetes, NAFLD/NASH (fatty liver)
A lady dramatically poses in a white outfit with Orange shoes stands in front of an installation of giant orange beads on goldenrod low-pile carpet. Caption: “Artologica aka Michele Ba... @artologica.net If you're planning to visit any galleries or museums over the holidays, take note: THIS is how you look at art”
Old Fitbit Alta step tracker w/ gray leather band showing that the clasp is fully secured with no extra sliding rings like on a regular watch band, bc the extra strap is on your wrist side
Yellow building with “MyKnobs . com - Largest Collection of Decorative Hardware” signage, & 3 little cartoon sculptures around it making it look like the dudes are putting up the sign. 2 are on a ladder on the left, 1 is rappelling from a rope on the right
WOOHOO! JabuJabu is now fully evolved! JabuJabu, Betty, and you completed 15 adventure days together.
Mangled straw cleaner
Large dark tan colored tote bag
Highlights kids’ magazine, cartoon drawing of an erupting volcano with a cartoon blue-hair ponytailed scientist behind it looking concerned. “Whoops! Accidental inventions, page 14” and “a tasty prank, page 3”
2026 Walking - Stage 1 1 pt • Join this challenge and record 91 miles (146.5 km) of walking activities from January 1 to March 31. LIMITED TIME CHALLENGE 44.1 of 91.0 mi You're on your way to earning this badge.
2026 March (month) Walking badge - 2 pts • Join this challenge and record 30 miles of walking activities in March. LIMITED TIME CHALLENGE 30.0 of 30.0 mi You earned this badge on March 31, 2026.
March walking challenge: 26.2/30.0 miles walked - ends Tuesday Active March challenge: 16/20 activities - ends Tuesday
A beautiful display at the front of grocery store: multi-tier table with packages of slices of different pound cake flavors. Lemon pound cake slices in the front/left; banana walnut in the top, marble on the bottom. Sign: “love to save here // BUY 1 GET 1 FREE”: SLICED LOAF CAKE”
Betty laughs. “That makes much more sense, cheep! But what if they get a crown made of corn. Then it would be a corny-nation right?” Cartoon bird in pink and green with silly strawberry hat and sakura-themed outfit stands on a gray background. On the left is a large emoji church and also a very small cartoon raccoon.
Billy & Bob The Grown-Up Dog By Nicoletta Costa A Macmillan Little Book Illustration of a large fluffy dog holding a newspaper in his mouth in a park. Illustration is inset on a background of irregular thick yellow lines and thin white lines, like hand drawn
Accidentally wearing a Kelly green dress the day I had a lime green folder, and metallic & glittery dark green Sbux tumbler