Laz

@laz1985.bsky.social

1178 Followers 126 Following

Teacher. Trans man. 40s. This is where I hang out to be very un-teacher-y, so please, 18+ only.

A collage with a death theme. Text on it includes “thyself thy foe, thine image dies with thee;” “creatures we desire my old excuse;” “beauty’s rose might never die, a tattered weed;” “thy blood when thou feel’st it cold;” “so fond will be the tomb;” “dig deep trenches, eat the world;” “then being asked; die single”
An American Girl doll that has been altered to be a boy doll with brown hair and eyes. He is wearing a T-shirt that says “SIR,” a dollar-bill button-up shirt, jeans, and a Pride-themed face mask.
A comic. Ditto says, "Woah, it's Entei!" Entei replies, "Yes, Ditto. I've been here for centuries and I'm lonely. Can you take me to some other Pokemon?" Ditto says, "Of course! But first...I'm gonna dismantle this building for materials!"
Two Mii characters snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef, surrounded by orange fish.
Justin Timberlake from ‘N Sync singing “It’s Gonna Be Me” with the caption “It’s Gonna Be May.”
The front of a Discovery Sampler CD case, labeled “Alternative” and featuring the bands Hum, Sleeper, Truck Stop Love, Fury in the Slaughterhouse, and Wanderlust.
A playlist of hard rock and heavy metal. Songs include “Terrible Lie” by Nine Inch Nails, “Push It” by Static-X, “The Trooper” and “Seventh Son of a Seventh Son” by Iron Maiden, “We’re Not Gonna take It” by Twisted Sister, “Upside Down” by Lacuna Coil, and “Neon Knights” by Black Sabbath.
A drawing of a statue based loosely on the Venus De Milo, but fat and transmasc. The statue is missing its head and arms and has top surgery scars.
A text post: “Rent should never ever ever be more than a thousand dollars. What the hell like a thousand dollars just to be in a building for a months. Fuck you. Seriously. Oh my god”
A Hatsune Miku seated figure. She has a very big head and an even bigger smile.
Screenshot of a test question. “The process of rock being worn away by wind and water is: disruption, subduction, erosion, or corrosion?”
Discord screenshot. User 1 says “Only Discord is French.” User 2 says “huh”. User 1 explains: “A long, long time ago, about 3 phones back in time, I changed my system language to French, and Discord also changed to French. I got a new phone, and made that English, but Discord stayed French.”
A trans-flag-patterned candle on a purple background. The text says “Transgender Day of Remembrance, November 20.”
Three dolls of the band Huntrix from K-Pop Demon Hunters, featuring their weapons. All in all, the quality appears to be the same as for Monster High dolls that go for about $30 each.
Picture of a man in a morph suit dressed as a blue shell from MarioKart, complete with wings.
An unlabeled can, with the caption “nothing hits like a cold can of.”
A doll that is human from the waist up, snake from the waist down. He is made of light peach-colored resin and has feathers growing out of the end of the snake tail.
Photo of a meatball sub and half-eaten order of french fries.
Sign that says, “General Parking $40, Preferred Parking $55, VIP parking $70”
A box of Jelly Belly brand jelly beans in Boba Milk Tea flavors.
A piece of fabric. The majority of it is covered with tiny rainbow stitches.
A bit of the comic strip Oglaf. "Why do they keep replying instead of blocking?" "Did you know some people can orgasm from outrage alone?" "What? No!" "Me neither but it's the only guess I have"