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@lazarusrat.net

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Middle-aged gay rat in the bay area. Bigender, demi, poly. 85% he/him, 15% she/her. Sometimes I draw. Icon by @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social Banner by @animalshapes.bsky.social 🔞 no minors https://lazarusrat.carrd.co/

A t shirt with a rainbow heart that says: Free Mom Hugs
The cover of a tri-fold folio featuring a drawing of an anthro rat wielding a pair of swords.
A cartoon rat with bright pink hair, bright green shorts, and a black tee is jumping into the air. His hands are behind his ears, his eyes are wide, and he's sticking his tongue out so much that it looks as big as him. Or maybe it is as big as him! Who can say?
An orange tabby cat sits atop a self-healing cutting mat on a table strewn with crafting supplies and’s other odds and ends. She is waiting for the chance to become even more inconvenient.
An orange tabby cat sits precariously perched on a curved vehicle dash board.
A Hadozee with dark purple fur and dark brown skin scowls at the camera, dressed in green and gold and furs, holding a sword.
A sloppy image edit of Peter Falk as Columbo holding a Coke Zero can, scratching his head in confusion as he looks at a too-full recycling bin.
A softball score board showing an eight to nine final score.
The original C-Men Beast, who is just kind of a dude with huge feet and hands.
A photo of an orange tabby cat, lying on some blankets on a couch. The cat is lying on her side, with her head tilted almost upside-down, squinting with one eye at the viewer, and the other behind a hind paw tucked up against her face.
A chest tattoo of an orange tabby cat, framed by a few kinds of purple flower. The cat is lying on her side, with her head tilted almost upside-down, squinting with one eye at the viewer, and the other behind a hind paw tucked up against her face.
A chibi gray rat with bright pink hair, in black slacks and vest, a white dress shirt, and spats. His arms are spread, and he’s grinning wide, arms spread, clearly mad with power.
An orange tabby cat lying wedged against a computer keyboard.
A dashing gray rat with bright pink hair and golden fur on his limbs and muzzle is hanging by one paw from a rope. He holds a dagger ready to throw in his other paw. He’s wearing a green tunic, blue shorts, and ecru footwraps. A satchel full of coins swings from his shoulder, with a few coins escaping.
A bust of a grey rat guy with bright pink hair and a gold patch of fur on his muzzle. He stares into the middle distance in disappointed aggravation, arms crossed.
Someone adjusting a shin guard upon their shin, which it guards.
A very cute man in sunglasses smiles at the camera as his long pink hair flies wildly in the wind.
An anthropomorphic rat with gray fur mixed with gold highlights on his forearms and muzzle, and with bright pink hair, is riding a bicycle outside. The sky is cloudy but bright, and he is smiling. The image is framed by a music player interface showing that the track "Deadlock" by Go! Child is playing, as if the image were the track art.
A close up of an arm tattoo featuring a stylized cartoony red panda, with a spiky word bubble yelling “ Curse Words”
A collection of custom animal-themed token cards for Magic: The Gathering.
A dark-furred ratfolk inspects a longbow and decides it meets his standards.
An angry little kobold with black scales, equipped with a shield and short sword, swings her sword and then yells, in choppy stop-motion.
Goldie the orange tabby cat lounging inside some cardboard on top of a PC tower.
The title image for Unicorn Overlord, a game that sucks and should not have been made.
An orange-skinned tiefling with purple hair sits on a forest path, holding a bowl of salad and a fork, alone and laughing.
A photo of a black and white husky dog in a snowy environment.
A tattoo on my left calf of a cartoon squirrel standing on a patch of grass under some fluffy clouds, in a pose of having just thrown a frisbee. The style is very reminiscent of a children's book.
My results for the BDSM test at https://spankpls.com/bdsm-test, which call me out as "The Pain Artisan." Pain is an art form, a language spoken through the body. Whether crafting or receiving it, you understand its nuances and flow, wielding it precisely or surrendering gracefully, finding pleasure in its intensity. Pain is a journey to explore limits, vulnerability, and trust, a dance where every sting or ache is a note in a symphony only you and your partner hear.
A shot of Allison Janney as Loretta in the film Drop Dead Gorgeous, 1999.
Kira Nerys from Star Trek Deep Doace Nine arguing with her mother.
A selfie taken outside
A still shot of Brutus the rat from the Don Bluth movie "The Secret of NIMH." Brutus is standing, backlit in green, in a darkened underground passage. He is holding a wicked-looking spear, and his cloak is billowing.
Goldie the orange tabby cat nestled in my lap between my lap desk and myself while I try to type on my laptop.
Goldie the orange tabby cat chewing on the plastic drawstring handle of a trash bag.
Goldie the cat being cute, racing toward the camera and purring.
Goldie the cat kneading my palm and purring
Goldie the cat lying on her side with one paw stretched out to touch my arm.
Laz in the Mica (a cute chupmunk) mascot costume in FFXIV, colored bright pink.
A goose on a roof, keeping watch in a sinister manner.
A screenshot of a pink Hrothgar from FFXIV in a somewhat skimpy outfit and Behemoth horns.
Seven Kite, a tabaxi wizard dancing and playing the castanets.
A scurrian warrior with a pole arm perched in a tree.
Robin "Uncle Red" Van Zerrel, ratfolk clockwork soul sorcerer.