Lazersaurus

@lazersaurus.itch.io

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Bringing my A-game to sea level.

A video I made of a smoking piggy bank from the video game Offbeat, accompanied by a song I made in that same video game.
A photograph I took of a stray black cat lounging in one of my disused planters.
A GIF of some art I made in PicoCAD 2 of a train doing a kickflip over two broken sections of railroad.
A screenshot of my latest Dark Souls character. His name is GYERRAAAAAAGH.
A gif I made in PicoCAD 2 of a very crappy-looking low-poly version of Waluigi's head swiveling back and forth in front of a background that says "WAH!"
A photograph of the most adorable kitten on god's rotting earth. It is a brown tabby that is 50% ears, 40% paws, and 30% eeeeeee.
Screenshot of a quote from a former "content operations manager" of an Alabama news conglomerate: "We were producing a newspaper a day. There was no way to do that with reporters."
Photograph of a kitten helping me play The Adventures of Elliot.
A photograph of a sleeping kitten. It is very tiny with huge ears and paws.
A photograph I took of a frog that had attached itself to the glass of the front door. I took the picture from the inside, and the frog was on the outside, so the picture makes it look like the frog is levitating. Which is neat.
A very quick photoshop job of a page from Absolute Batman where Batman dropkicks a child into the stratosphere, but where I have cleverly replaced Batman's and the child's heads with, respectively, those of Garfield and Nermal.
Photograph of a page of the religious pamphlet "Satanic Spectacular" where the author claims that aliens are actually fallen angels.
A photo of a religious pamphlet titled "Satanic Spectacular," featuring an incredible black-and-white painting of flying saucers whizzing over a planet.
A photograph of a dozen tiny kouign-amann that I baked this morning.
A pixel animation I did of Wretchrot AKA Baby from Dimension 20's Fantasy High. He's a little rotund homunculus-type thing that's made of blood and loves to scream. Lots of dribbles.
A GIF I made of Wretchrot (AKA Baby), a character from Dimension 20's Fantasy High. It's a little imp-type thing that's made of dripping blood.
A photograph of my tomato plant, which now has five or so fruit on it despite still being pretty scrawny. One of them is basically ripe, and I should probably grab it.
A picture of a slice of apple pie I made next to a melting scoop of Blue Bell ice cream.
A picture of Charlie Brown, who is definitely about to kick the football Lucy is holding. For sure, this time.
A pixel animation of an octopus that looks like they're about to have an aneurysm.
pixel animation of a man dancing with the caption "CHAOS DANCE"
A 3D render of a sad crab smoking on a beach.
Pixel art of a crab taking a drag off a cigarette and wondering if it's all worth it while cigarettes dance jauntily in the background.
A pixel animation that I made of a crab that looks like it's seen some shit taking a drag off a cigarette.
Pixel art of a crab smoking a cigarette. The crab looks exhausted.
Pixel art drawing of a crab smoking a cigarette. The crab looks like it's seen some shit.
a pixel drawing of one lit cigarette
Photo of a watercolor/ink thingy I did of some fan art for the game Sol Cesto.
A photo of a sorta abstract watercolor I painted. It is called "Tire Me."
Photo of a watercolor I painted of a melting, pleading face. It's titled "And You Can't Do Shit."
A photo of my tomato plant, upon which are growing two tiny green tomatoes.
A drawing I did of a monster beyond mortal understanding named Ponygoat, who has the characteristics of both a pony and a goat as well as a star for an eye. The caption says "Holy frick! it's PONYGOAT!" and Ponygoat is saying "SHOW ME ALL YOUR TEETH!"
A photo of an abstract watercolor I painted titled "House Under The Stairs Under The House"
A photograph of a kind of abstract watercolor/pen thingy I did. It's titled "The Breaking Point."
Photo of a watercolor I painted of some blue alien dudes with red eyes. It's titled "We've Seen Some Stuff"
A photo of a watercolor I painted titled "The Six Of Them." It depicts six ghostly apparitions standing in a field.
A photograph of a watercolor I painted of some red squiggly people dancing in a field. It is titled "The Vein-Men Frolic."
A screenshot of the New York Times Spelling bee where the word "furbolg" is not in the word list.
A video of Jonathan, one of the two protagonists of Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, flipping his hair at my command.
A photo of a watercolor I just painted. It is titled "Rocket Dog and Rainbow Keyboard Away!"
One of those make-your-own-Twin-Peaks title card thingies except I've cleverly substituted the actual title with that of the universally panned Sony Pictures film "Madame Web." I am very funny and you should all applaud.
A watercolor/pen painting of a cat I had a dream about last night. It has brown fur and green chameleon eyes.
A photo of a highway during the pre-dawn over West Texas.
A photograph of three huge amps and two heavy-ass guitars.
A hand-painted t-shirt depicting my original character, Prison Face
A photograph of my pedal board, featuring various and sundry doomy-ass pedals.
A photography of an amplifier with a piece of tape across the top, and on the tape is written, "BLOWING UP FUSES"
A drawing of my original character, Prison Face, who is a stick figure with a prison for a face. The caption underneath reads "Don't Commit A Crime Or You'll Go 2 His Face!"
A quick, generally abstract grayscale watercolor painting. Kind of maybe a forest? I dunno, I just hold the brush, man.
A photo of a very large mug of hot cocoa, complete with whipped cream and freshly grated nutmeg.
A print of a stamp cut I took like 20 hours to make that I am trying very hard not to completely hate
A photograph of a work in progress of a giant rubber stamp I'm carving. Lotta little guys carved, way more left to carve.
A bad photoshop job of a baby jesus cookie made to look like the beefy arm coming out of Trogdor the Burninantor
A photograph of part of a woodcut in progress. Really it's a rubber stamp, but like same deal pretty much? Anyway it currently features a bunch of tiny ants that I am increasingly regretting drawing.
A screenshot from the end of Super Castlevania IV where Simon Belmont once again watches Dracula's castle implode.
A photo of a watercolor I did of a robin on some holly with a Christmas ornament and a little bow. It's titled "Christmas Card."
A photo of a watercolor painting I did titled "Why's Yours Still Attached?" Probably not worth further describing honestly, sorry.
A photo of a watercolor I did titled "Tuned to A Dead Channel" except I fucked up the keening so it looks like "Tuned toAdead Channel"