Paul R

@lbcyber.bsky.social

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Web developer and educator. Doing my best. Queer skeleton. they/them. Thinks you're cool and likes you.

Screencap from Dracula Flow. An old bald man with a painted-on widow's peak, aviator glasses, and a dracula costume is about to say "I'm him"
Picture of a park, houses and greenery by the side of an office building. The sky is an unnatural-looking shade of yellow, lighting the surface in an eerie, threatening-looking hue
Morrowind screenshot of argonian Junal-Lei. The reptilian figure has a bipedal but unhuman-like gait, lending the character a more unique and distinctive appearance, before every character in every game shared one single animation skeleton with no variation whatsoever.
Comic page from Junji It's The Human Chair. Police and the protagonist discover with horror a human-shaped indentation in her recliner, complete with opened food cans and water. The revelation is that a man had been living in her chair.
Jose Mourinho taking off his headphones in disgust and disdain as a blurred man in the foreground stares off in soulless apathy
Picture of me, outrageously bald, with a mess of a goatee and wearing a medal. I will not be describing the degree to which I'm sweating in this picture because you don't need that.
Box art for the PC game Freespace 2.
Someone holding a phone in front of a statue of a woman. The statue's face expresses a complex mix of dread, sadness, confusion and disgust.
A plate of two hollowed-out bowls of freshly-baked bread filled to the brim with homemade chili
An open school locker, spacious enough to stuff a whiny loser nerd
Ringo Star's infamous MS Paint Art "Yer Baby". A crudly-drawn man is winking creepily over various checkerboard patterns.
Guardian article with heading/subheading: Trump proposes ‘wild’ rally instead of concerts after artists back out of series On Saturday posting spree, US president also decries judge’s ruling on Kennedy Center and praises progress on pool Notably, the picture used depicts a sullen Trump walking ssadly with slumped shoulders almost 1:1 like Charlie Brown in Merry Christmas Charlie Brown
Jose Mourinho taking off his headphones in disgust and disdain as a blurred man in the foreground stares off in soulless apathy
Previous headline crudely changed to "RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of SILENT HILL"
Screenshot of the game Look Outside. Benjamin, the teeth-afflicted child, is sitting down with his toys. The game prompt reads: "Step away from the child / Attack the child! / Sit down."
Screenshot of reply from op on a separate skeet: "Looks yummy. One comment, for taking even better food pics, when you have something stuffed like this ravioli, cutting one open and spreading apart to reveal the contents takes a post over the top."
The duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared looks on as a facsimile of him poses wearing a purple tuxedo, blue glasses and red-striped leg warmers in a digital 3d space. He says "digital style!"
Rafael's painting of Plato with a speech bubble
Ferengi with a speech bubble
Energy bill from Metergy solutions. A sudden influx of bills issued all at the same time total $1,438.90 due within three weeks.
Perspective view of a grassy clearing in a forest trailing a bright creek reflecting a cloudy blue sky over a bridge. There is a small heron perched over the creek
Picture of the man, the legend, the next James Bond: Emo Philips
Meme of Jack Posobiec on Telegram writing "Remember what they took from us." The images he posted are edited to be sonic mpreg and foot fetish porn. Also you know what, just pretend I didn't say it was edited. It's real. He definitely jorks it to Sonic feet
Email from "illuminati" with the subject line: "I am reaching out here to extend an invitation to you" The email body reads: Hello, I am reaching out here to extend an invitation to you, to join the Illuminati organization. By becoming a member of this prestigious group, you will have the opportunity to gain access to financial freedom, as well as connect with world leaders and celebrities. Moreover, being part of the Illuminati organization can also bring you fame and recognition on a global scale. If you are interested in exploring this exciting opportunity further, please let me know and I will provide you with more information on how you can join and benefit from being a part of this exclusive group. Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Best regards, Mr.Jahangiro
Horrifying homunculus anime creature sprouts arms from its oversized breasts as a child half-composed of a cosmic void that reflects a deep blackness darker than dark as some rpg-maker bullshit happens
Robert Pattinson's character in film The Lighthouse above a speech bubble implied to wrap around Owen's post
Screenshot of a google search for "dick dorkins" which immediately leads to Richard Dawkins' wikipedia page. There is no "did you mean..." clarification.
Picture of Ned Flanders from the Simpsons
Screenshot of super nintendo Godzilla game. Edited text from a human reads: "Go ahead Godzilla. Make the people happy"
Nancy Fichandler character from The Onion's "In The Know" series. Nancy is looking concerned as she's slowly losing lucidity and hallucinating nightmares
Close profile shot of Auden, my beloved golden-husky mix. He is smiling like a little goofball
@animaldrumss' legendary tweet: Check this out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
Broken landing page for Bluesky. Nav and trending asides are rendered, but the main feed just reads: "Forbidden"
Heisei Godzilla looking at the camera(-ish) and giving the victory V-sign
Shots from The Barenaked Ladies' music video for "One Week"
The gaping dragon from Dark Souls awaiting pre-nup w/ Bezos
Grids.fun about me: video games Favourite game: Bloodborne Best story: Bloodborne Favourite art style: Bloodborne Biggest personal impact: Bloodborne Best combat: Bloodborne Overhated: Bloodborne Underrated: Bloodborne Overrated: Bloodborne Needs a remake: Bloodborne Criminally overlooked: Bloodborne Favourite protagonist: Bloodborne Favourite antagonist: Bloodborne Best soundtrack: Bloodborne Best multiplayer: Bloodborne Not usually my thing but: Bloodborne Turn my brain off: Bloodborne Best with friends: Bloodborne Best retro game: Bloodborne PSX Nostalgic childhood game: Blood Game everyone should play: Bloodborne
Mads Mikkelsen doing some tight-ass nunchuk shit in front of a bunch of assassins disguised as a dancing dragon during a Chinese new years festival and colourful fireworks are bouncing off everything while a little girl interprets what she sees as Mads slaying an eastern dragon
3x3 grid of game titles important to me, in no specific order: The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, Outer Wilds, Doom, Gone Home, System Shock 2, Freespace 2, Scorched Earth, Night in the Woods, Dark Souls
Me sending the following texts to my friend to no answer: Every day the apocalypse gets dumber and more annoying. Anyway I overdid it with the vaping waiting for the train and now I'm on the train back to Toronto and being too high on a train is a unique experience And I mean too high The dumbest neurons in my brain fired and I started thinking about a revenge action movie where it's just Worf vs. a bunch of blue barrels I'd call it Dish (Best Served Cold) in a Barrel Is this anything
The Hermit card from Balatro mirrored to appear as though the man holding a lantern (who looks kind of like a bear to Sarah Z-types) is high-fiving another man/bear
Three-panel comic. In the first, some loser-ass Fuentes-type nerd is holding a mechanical computer as a woman, our hero, Ada Lovelace, smiles over his shoulder. She asks "Can I play to?" The nerd responds with "Nyeh girls don't know bout analytical engines" In the second panel, Ada's fury is unleashed. She grabs the dork by his collar, gritting her teeth, saying "So you wanna be a punk, huh?" In the third panel Ada is doing some cool computer shit while the nerd is hanging from his underwear on the high branch of a tree. He dies a virgin, like Nick Fuentes.
Question: "What other words would people use to describe the Democrats?" Denise's response: "Can I say no balls? No cojones"
Screen cap from Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law of Phil Ken Sebben pressing his coms button ordering everyone to get in his office
Paragraph from an article, reading: "Michael Rapaport, an actor who in 2001 appeared in Dr Doolittle 2 and now hosts a podcast, has been a frequent critic of Mamdani."
Screenshot from No I'm Not A Human, except it's Graham Linehan. His features are distorted, but that's really just how he looks. He speaks to you behind the door: "My wife took the collander in the divorce." Your options are: "You need to leave." or "How do you beat Beaver-Bother?"
Screenshot from No I'm Not A Human, except it's Graham Linehan. His features are distorted, but that's really just how he looks. He speaks to you behind the door: "My wife took the collander in the divorce." Your options are: "You need to leave." or "How do you beat Beaver-Bother?"
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting. A man in a simple jacket and blue-collar shirt stands confidently among his peers to speak
Screen cap from an episode of the Simpsons. Everyone is forced to dress like Ned Flanders and have hooks in their mouths forcing them to smile
IMDB page for the film "Anatar." The summary follows: "Alien ducks seek new home after destroying planet. Arrive on Pandoro, harmonious world. Navigate strange environment, experience love, conflict, cultural clashes. Simple plot summary without opinions or introductory phrase, under." This is how the summary actually reads, I didn't use Chat GPT to generate this alt text, for the record. Anyway, the director is credited as Alan Smithee and it has a 2.3/10 IMDB rating. The poster features seductive anthropomorphic blue ducks looking at you like you stole their breadcrumbs. The trailer image defies description. There's a blue science duck with science glasses and science coat next to another blue duck raising their arms like the "guess I'll die" meme guy. The caption, in Italian, reads "Where did the princess go?" I am not convinced this isn't all a hallucination after replacing my blood with nyquil.
Clip of BSTFU by THOT SQUAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbjP_LWLbUw
Reply from @astrokatie: "Your experience on that post is the opposite of what I've seen from other "big" accounts. And especially if you include a link, there's no comparison at all -- Bluesky is the only one that doesn't penalize. I've seen people get WAY more traffic to external posts/videos from Bluesky than others. Probably depends on the content of the post, to a large degree, and what you're trying to do with it, too." Followed by a reply from @charlottereads.com: "Katie this is the nicest possible way you could have said “skill issue”"
Early scene from Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City, where an old pilgrim woman watches from the rooftops as buildings collapse around her and reality begins to unravel. She says to the player character: "Don't run off and die, love."
Some bluesky user posts an ai-generated picture of trump and his war buddies in bikinis and negligé
Twitter post from g0m.bsky.social: Remember when Scott Adams creator of Dilbert made a blog saying In my next post I will hypnotize you all into cumming. And all his fans replied saying Yes scott please hypnotize us into cumming. And then all the replies on his next post were Thanks so much for making us cum Scott
Music player with notice: Most Played over December 2025: Clair Obscur Expedition 33 OST