Aldea Brennan Plum

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Right now I have a lot on my plate. Thankfully there’s spaghetti and marinara on that plate too. Sober 4/12/12

A crocheted rectangle made of red yarn. The crochet hook is still attached because the rectangle isn’t finished. The single crochet stitches are even, although the rectangle is twisted because of uneven tension while looping the yarn through the stitch.
A black sweater covered in white dog hair, and it got there because a dog snuggled me
Emulating the raising of the American flag at Iwo Jima, a flag made of the constitution is raised by three people labeled artist, writer, comedian and the flagpole is a pencil.
My search terms on the Amazon app were “push lawnmowers manual”. This pic shows Amazon’s results, ostensibly attained by artificial intelligence — for gas powered and electric mowers
Oswald Bates, famous for using words that make no sense, Damon Wayans’ character from In Living Color
A vegan bean and feese dip, feese being fake (vegan) cheese, that started out being corn enchiladas.
2 Italian cookies, one is a chocolate pistachio leaf, the other is a little chocolate rainbow stack of heaven. From Giuseppina's Italian Bakery in South Windsor CT 100/100
A plate of scrambled eggs, a gluten-free waffle, an orange, French press coffee, and a little legal cannabis for breakfast
Picture of a coffee cup held by neatly manicured hands, and the cup says How about a nice big cup of shut the f***
Me at 19 years old, wearing a party dress and a rhinestone necklace. My long red hair is curled and I’m pretty.
An actual car that looks like the one you drew as a kid with the tiny wheels and the oversized body and the extended hood
A black plastic takeout box filled with general tsaos chicken, fried rice, and a pair of chopsticks
Oatmeal is in a bowl placed in my lap. I am wearing red and black and white plaid flannel pajamas and a camel sweater which is a sort of background
An empty plate with shreds of potato, carrot, and plant based steak, which had been my breakfast minutes before I took the pic
An empty plate, with tiny scraps of the tacos that were on it moments before
A plate of three tacos
Miniature Heavy Metal magazine covers
Pic from Sherwin Williams paint store that shows the prices of paint per gallon.
Pic of Netanyahu saying “we will fight Iran to the last American.”
A peek inside a small box of Italian bakery cookies.
A roll of wet canvas painted with black and blue roses hangs to dry
A gluten free waffle in a blue and white bowl next to a styrofoam cup of black coffee is placed on a white table. There is a book next to this breakfast
A can of THC and CBD infused berry flavored seltzer, also known as social seltzer
A vegan croissant sits on a napkin in front of a French press full of coffee. An empty cup is next to the press. It is from a fabulous used book store in Northampton MA called Raven Used Books. The store is located on Old South Street and rainy day browsing is encouraged
The corner by a doorway is being painted, and it is obvious that it’s the first coat being applied because the original wall is white, and the new color is cerulean (robins egg blue)
A styrofoam cup of black coffee on a glass table on a floral rug
Map of Southern New England divided in thirds 1/3 says milk and bread advisory 2/3 says liquor, store, warning
A can of Coors Light, nicknamed the silver bullet back in the old days
Louis XVI
Picture of a can of THC and CBD seltzer
A can of Canna brand THC CBD (3mg and 5mg respectively) infused cranberry sage seltzer, which the brand calls social tonic.
Poster for the movie Melanin where someone made her look more like her husband
Cultists wearing red hats and bandages on their ears like their dear leader
Cover of the awesome cookbook written by Julee Rosso and Sheila Lukins, The New Basics cookbook. The authors were the owners of the Silver Palate Patisserie located in NYC circa 1980s and they wrote several more great cookbooks.
Picture of a toad I drew. He is seated, content, wearing a fur coat and a crown, and holding a flute of champagne. At least I think he looks like a toad lol
Guy sitting on a park bench with floodwater up to his chest (if he were standing, probably waist deep). The water is rushing over his body.
Photo of a box of yogi brand, bedtime flavor, herbal tea, and a tea ball full of decarboxylated Indica cannabis flower
Bikini Kill circa 1996