LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF

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it's you 👋 and me 👨🏻 with a plant 🌱 and our pals 👯 come for the good weed; leave for the bad jokes (Jasper — he/him/that)

Closeup of Mary statue with pink neon lights in halo around her with wiggly shape

Jasper is passing you the morning joint from behind a thick cloud of his own smoke. No pressure though, just an offer!

Jasper’s fancy new battery testing rig, finally hooked up to power and doing a full run of 8 simultaneous tests on various 18650 lithium batteries

Jasper wincing from the cold as he hurries to smoke a joint against a backdrop of completely snowed in streets and driveways.

The jubilant feeling of remembering how awesome your friends are, personified as an image of a very distorted chihuahua surrounded by heart emojis

Disney Cinderella crying into fairy godmother’s lap but edited so that she has messy prom queen makeup running down her cheeks and there is a lipstick stain

A large chunk of cannabis rolled up into paper shaped like a bouquet with tiny lace trim as decoration, and a vinyl figure of Ai Hoshino from Oshi No Ko making a winking face and “heart hands” gesture

Screenshot of EasyEDA software with PCB design of the grow light business card laid out in beautifully clashing CAD colours

Jasper’s old battery test rig, which only has places to test 2 batteries at a time instead of the new and improved 8

An 8-channel lithium battery charge-discharge capacity test rig, fresh out of the box

Jasper bids you a lovely Wednesday from within his morning cloud of emotional support weed by using an affirming “thumbs up” symbol and a smile whose breadth is only limited by the joint he is holding in his teeth. The sun is shining brightly!

Hanako from Asobi Asobase making a cutesy "hands under chin" face and gently smiling, with "I refuse ♡" written in kana, English subtitle for the kana, and subtitle for closed caption

"Thanks for the batteries", spelled out in neon acrylic letters, surrounded by a pile of recovered batteries from disposable vapes found on the ground

Jasper’s gigantic hand separating neatly bound stacks of tiny 1:12 scale American dollar bills

A transparent resin cast of a Virgin Mary statuette, filled with miniature American dollar bills

Cover of “Mario Teaches Typing”, a typing game for MS-DOS released in 1997

Jasper about to go out for a joint and making a gape-jawed eyes-crossed face so that he looks as though he was just hit over the back of the head with a baseball bat, wearing a propeller hat for added derp effect

Little cartoon duckling from Looney Toons packing a suitcase up with heart emojis

Jasper disappearing behind a thick trail of smoke that could be argued is at least partially coming off of his morning joint of weed cannabis

Comparison of Dungeon Meshi manga and animation, demonstrating unwavering commitment to getting lots of ass time for everyone’s favourite gourmand dwarf

A crudely knit likeness of Luigi (from Super Mario Bros) hiding in a bin of other crudely knit but less bootlegged catnip toys

Articuno pokemon with striking resemblance of body shape to the fire bird in the original post

A chunk of Nugz Sativa sitting in a mini instant ramen bowl with an LD rolling tray on the ground and Jasper’s caricature stamp in the background

Jasper’s favourite spoon is a childrens’ spork with a chonky plastic handle that features graphics of colourful hearts and a teddy bear with the words “I ♡ Ted” in all-caps comic sans

Jasper’s face getting lost in a thick clouds of cannabis smoke blown out from the joint in his mouth. He is wearing a small and tightly fitted propeller hat with a short brim on his head and a shit-eating grin on his face

Jasper holding some dodgy discounted Halloween candy he found at the grocery store on Monday, a jumbo size lollipop with gum in the middle, called “Super Sampop”, whatever that means. Lil Nug the cat is peeking in from the corner suspicious of the offside confectionery

Sailor Moon in USSR regalia style magic girl uniform, raising one arm and shouting, with glowing white eyes

Tonight’s sunset, which made a weird beam of orange light shooting upwards from the horizon just as the sun was disappearing behind a row of suburban flats. Tiny flecks of snow reflect orange in the foreground. Kablammo!

Bsky dot app’s “Discard draft?” dialog, which reads “Are you sure you'd like to discard this draft?” in spite of the fact that there has assuredly never been such a feature in production. Heavy question marks added in edit for emphasis

A miniature of an antique set of scales and weights, with one side of the scale filled with miniature stacks of dollar bills and the other holding a single giant (in relative terms) nug of cannabis. The cannabis is weighing the scale down more. The foreground has a miniature LD rolling tray with tiny rolling papers and tiny joint in progress, the background has a Peko-chan bobble head peeking out from behind the cash.

Wide angle photo of Asia in a black bunny suit in the center of the Leaf Debrief living room headquarters (aka hers and Jasper's apartment); she has recently fired off a confetti launcher and is wincing and/or grimacing at the massive amount of confetti about to fall all over the living room and coat every inch of floor.

A stunningly white pidge leaning into a crowd of other much greyer and ordinary pidges eating something off the ground

Panel from My Dress-up Darling manga; Marin Kitagawa closeup with a crazed look in her eyes, her speech bubble reads "Cos everybunny loves bunnies!!"

Asia giggling at a giant (life size??) Gundam statue outside a mall near Tokyo Bay

Jasper smoking a morning doob in a shoddy horseface mask

Two hand-drawn, hand-burned CDs of original furry metal/rap by Kawazu Awazili aka Blue Moon Racoon

A couple of tiny paper bags stamped with a gold embossed LD emblem and the word “bootleg”, both stuffed full with a tiny bit of pink wrapping paper sticking out the tops

Panel from Nichijou manga. First panel, Misato Tachibana is raising a pistol. Second panel, closeup of pistol in hyper-realistic detail. Third panel, Koujirou Sasahara taking a giant teddy bear mask off his head, only neck visible. Final panel, Tachibana standing on a desk pointing the pistol at Sasahara with bear mask, seated at the desk. The panel has been edited to read "the alt text reminder stays on during sex".

Jasper’s new coffee mug, which is rounded and has Peko-chan’s face on it with “Peko” written in loopy cursive letters. The handle is read and has a little ceramic Milky candy on the top of the loop.

A chunk of “indica” sitting on its Mylar bag, looking extraordinarily regular

Souvenir figure of a bear paddling a Canadian flag canoe from Jasper, Alberta (given to Jasper by a friend). The canoe contains a newly rolled tiny joint, whose size is due to Jasper’s still-low tolerance after a month in Japan

Jasper’s second report to Bsky moderation asking for an impersonator account to be removed for impersonation

Asia standing in front of a statue that features what appears to be two solid white humanoid figures in a “wheelbarrow” position where one pushes the other around on their hands by holding their legs; however, Asia’s placement makes it look like a totally sincere “doggy-style” position instead .

The Bluesky settings panel’s Accessibility section, showing the “Require alt text before posting” option, which is a great way to make sure you don’t accidentally create a post that doesn’t contain it and then have to deal with the ole “i can’t delete this now because it has likes” scenario

A couple of souvenir Peko-chan tchotchkes standing around a quaint but robust nugget of Real Cannabis, which should serve as an indication that Jasper has returned to a country where he will not be jailed for smoking it

1913 Science Notes and News article, reads:
“Coal consumption affecting climate.
“The furnaces of the world are now burning about 2,000,000,000 tons of coal a year. When this is burned, uniting with oxygen, it adds about 7,000,000,000 tons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere yearly.
This tends to make the air a more effective blanket for the earth and to raise its temperature. The effect may be considerable in a few centuries.

A photo of the most wonderful and beautiful person in the world, and Jasper standing awkwardly beside her, just hoping with all he has that it might last forever

Another keychain featuring a clumsy translation (quoted in post) that definitely would have you kicked out of the onsen

Jasper and Asia dressed in full kimono attire, at a shrine with a huge pagoda tower, both cackling because they just bonked heads

Black and white collage of Shaggy (from scooby doo) standing on a hillside looking dreary, his face superimposed into the clouds with a sour expression, caption reads “Life is not daijoubu”

A bucket of stupidly expensive lenses, for cents on the dollar, Japanese style

A skateboard at the bottom of some water, taken near Tokyo Bay; showing months or possibly years of algae accumulation but still in a perfectly skateboardable shape if someone were to recover it

Literally a vending machine that dispenses slices of meat. Are they raw? We don’t know

Jasper’s face in a mirror, with his nose stretched downwards like a medieval witch illustration

List by the impersonation account titled “Degenerates” and LD is the first account on the list

Screenshot of Bsky account “jasperfulowitz”, bio says “aficionado of gas powered cars and bricks”. Posted a photo of a McLaren and followed by nobody

A vending machine with CBD infused condoms?? idfk

Jasper striking a vignette of squalid alcoholism with a beer mug as tall as his ugly visage