Leask

@leask.bsky.social

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A hockey stick with white tape, trimmed at the toe
The blade of a hockey stick with white tape on it. The toe of the stick has tape going past it, ready to be trimmed off
Bart Simpson watches TV and laughs while saying, "He's such a bitch" approvingly
Men cheering meme
Cover art of the cassette version of MCR’s Danger Days
A zenithal primed plastic Prussian warband for trench crusade. In front is a yeoman proudly banging on a glockenspiel
Phil Kessel, on a golf course, eats hot dogs out of the stanley cup
A poster for the new David Wain movie, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass
5 burgers griddling, brown and crispy and covered with melting cheese. Next to them are two toasting buns
Gary Tallent, E-Street Band bass player, in place of Sylvio Dante on the Sopranos, saying, "It's anti-bass discrimination" instead of anti-italian discrimination
A bowl of cold somen wheat noodles with a spicy red sauce spooned overtop, served with slivered cucumber, scallions and sliced chicken thigh
Flatbread with the aforementioned stuff on it
Two flatbreads on a griddle on a grill. They are browned in spots
Flatbread on a griddle on a grill. It’s bubblin!
A can of Gina pineapple juice next to an empty mini bottle of Captain Morgan’s spiced rum
Out of focus: tomato salad, grilled pork chop and sausage, and buttered potatoes
Chief and McMurphy hugging like pals :)
On a patio table, under an umbrella, lie a plate of watermelon, peach and ranier cherries, a warhammer book, a Diet Coke, and a pair of skates waiting to have their blades honed with the stone in front of them in a yellow sleeve
A copy of Simplicity, by Mattie Lubchansky
Zeke from bob’s burgers
A man with glasses, mustache and freshly shaved head
A pile of brown hair in a sink
A bowl of cold soba (barely visible) surrounded by sliced carrots, cucumber, red cabbage and roast pork
Explained: Why English referees cannot officiate Argentina's World Cup games
A kill team of Soritas Celestian Insidiants. They are cool ladies in armor with weapons
Walking Chopped Italian Grinder Chopped Italian grinder sandwich-style blend of sliced salami, pepperoncinis, green olives, artichokes, roasted red peppers and fresh mozzarella pearls, tossed in Italian dressing. Layered over a bag of Dutch Crunch® Parmesan & Garlic Kettle Chips and drizzled with Calabrian chili aioli.
A pair of bare feet and a pink soccer ball indoor on a rug and laminate floor
Kyle Lowry holds the Larry o Brien nba championship trophy during the parade, wearing reflective shades
A shallow bowl of rice, cabbage, cucumber, and crispy tofu
A man drinks coffee out of an orange Yeti mug. Sorry, folks, he’s married!
Slices of roasted pork shoulder with asparagus and mashed potatoes
A golf bag featuring a driver with a big Kirkland Signature club cover
A pork shoulder with a spice rub, about to go into the oven
Moe from the Simpsons pats a big bag of money he has been given while on the stand in court. He says it is his laundry.
Paul giamatti, dyed blue in Big Fat Liar
Toby, a brown and white Maine coon tabby
A pair of Bauer vaporlite hockey gloves in black and orange sit on a car seat
Bill Hader as Keith Morrison on SNL. He says "It's terrible" but he doesn't seem to mean it. He's smiling
Mens Health menshealthmag and bensimmons C = ON THAT PASSED-UP PLAYOFF DUNK: "I just gave it to [Matisse Thybulle] who was shooting a higher percentage free throw at the time. So what is the difference? How about he should've made the fucking free throws? But he didn't and it is what it is. That's still my boy. I love the guy." - BEN SIMMONS
Two cheeseburgers with lettuce and pickles, on a white plate. If you look closely you can see one of them is a double
A close up of a vivid pink rose with a beetle in the centre
Daxon Rudolph, selected #4 overall by the Buffalo sabres
Phil Kessel poses on a golf green with the stanley cup filled with hot dogs. he is holding a hot dog and smiling
the ps4 box for the video game Knack II
A plastic skellington sits on a lawn chair on a patio, wearing a hockey helmet, shoulder pads and shin pads, with gloves resting on his hands
A tape measure in a blue basin full of rainwater. The rain is up to 5 1/8”
A tape measure inside a plastic basin holding rainwater. The water is up to 4 1/16”
My wife poses with a one piece nerf gun styled after the Going Merry, with a rams head front and fake ship hull bottom. She is exceedingly proud of herself
A bakery display of cro-dogs: long croissants with hot dogs baked in the middle
A Poshmark listing for a Simpsons hoodie printed with the entire cast of Springfield
A picture of 3 Vegas Golden Knights on the bench in front of former head coach John Tortoralla. Pictured: fake gold jerseys, gloves with white body and dijon-mustard details
Simpsons screencap of Henry Kissinger. He thinks, "No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the main who drafted the Paris Peace Accords"