LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛

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@lediva@lediva.masto.host Professional geek, semi-professional performer, amateur human. Part cat, but allergic to them. NYC adjacent. Married (to @beetiger.bsky.social) poly queer trans lady. 40-something. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐈‍⬛she/her

Nathan Fielder smiling and looking offscreen (towards Mitch McConnell, obvs)
Screencap from Venmo: You requested $2,000 from senator@mcconnell.senate.gov Dec 31, 2010 12:33 AM Comment: "If you won't do it through the Senate, maybe just go one by one." The "Reminded" button is greyed out, because I sent his dead turtle ass a reminder years ago.
A photo of a small flat painted rock, sitting on the lesbian flag dress I'm wearing. The rock is painted in lesbian flag colors and in black is written WOMEN.
Jean Smart in a Nudie suit, Hannah Einbender is sitting at her feet, collared and leashed. Jean holds the lead. Fuck this is so hot and gay.
Holding a can of Diet Mountain Dew, except the label reads "Diet American Dew" with some red, white, and blue highlights added.
Jiavani (a Black femme person) with her hair up in a loose messy bun with pens stuck in it. Her dress is transparent yellow over a black & white patterned camisole. Her earrings look like two little hourglasses, and on her forehead are squares that resemble a Scrabble board, with visible letters that spell out GAYME. Jiavani is grinning to beat the band.
Vicki/beetiger (L) and Julia/LeDiva (R) on a cruise ship sipping champagne and smiling at the camera
A middle-aged white woman in a Christmas Cats dress and a black cat beret stands in an elevator on a small square, labeled "whatever you do, don't stand here" and makes a silly expression.
A package of a cat head-shaped pastry, labeled "Neko Jam Pan"
Borger Korger: Have it a way
A picture of Mae Borowsky, an anthropomorphic black cat from the game "Night In The Woods". She's holding a bat. The picture is captioned "It's Gonna Be Mae".
A clown girl (me) with white face paint, lavender circles on her cheeks, purple sparkly lipstick and a pink sparkly clown nose. Her outfit is multicolored and happens to feature her ample cleavage.
I'm doing my part! Gif from Starship Troopers
A screencap of an Android notification from Google TV. "Check out new micro dramas. Try out super short episodes of these short dramas."
A dock in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico that is labeled "BAJA BLAST"
"Burnt Black Garlic Charcoal Ketchup", styled to look like the TMNT logo
Entrapta, a character from the Netflix She-Ra series who has telekinetic control over her long flowing purple hair
Entrapta, a character from the Netflix She-Ra series who has telekinetic control over her long flowing purple hair
Allister Heath Blåhaj is the most dangerous delusion since the dawn of the Soviet Union
A photo of Beef, from the movie 'Phantom of the Paradise". He is a white man with short curly grey hair, a grey/silver sparkly bodysuit, a thick diamond collar, and a wild grimace on his face.
A screencap of the Slashfilm article "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Star Holly Hunter Reveals Why Chancellor Ake Always Sits Like That [Exclusive]"
A crudely drawn version of John's face, with a mildly-bu-not-really shocked look, both hands clapping each side of his open mouth. Above are various phrases "what" "oh my gawd" "no way" (it's the exact same picture he posted above)
A phone notification from LinkedIn that reads "Missed Notifications"
A screenshot from an online inflation calculator showing that $1 in 1987 is equivalent to $2.85 today (in 2025)
"Broccoli Cheddar Rice-A-Roni" styled like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
B&W animation of a black kitten playing with someone's hand
The Pokémon Wooloo, which looks like a sheep with braided pigtails.
Billboard spotted near Times Square. It has a generic white woman looking at the viewer, AI-generated. Above her, it reads "Stop Hiring Humans". Below her, "The era of AI employees is here."
PEACE PRIZE: Stephan Bolliger, Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael Thali and Beat Kneubuehl of the University of Bern, Switzerland, for determining - by experiment whether it is better to be smashed over the head with a full bottle of beer or with an empty bottle. REFERENCE: “Are Full or Empty Beer Bottles Sturdier and Does Their Fracture-Threshold Suffice to Break the Human Skull?" Stephan A. Bolliger, Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael J. Thali and Beat P. Kneubuehl, Journal of Forensic and Legal Medicine, vol. 16, no. 3, April 2009, pp. 138-42. DOI:10.1016/j.jflm.2008.07.013. WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Stephan Bolliger
Black Sharpie writing on the side of a Starbucks cup. It's supposed to read "Thanks", but it's been quickly written so it looks more like "Thunhs".
Miranda Dulce Tostadora, from Date Everything. She's a sexy anthropomorphic toaster holding a bass guitar that looks like a piece of toast with a butter pat on it.
NPR article: 'The Naked Gun,' a dazzling documentary, and more in theaters this week. The preview image is of Liam Neeson from The Naked Gun.
Le Petomane, a REAL historical French musician who was a sensation as he musically farted his way through songs
A drawing of Doreen Green (aka The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl) baking in a kitchen with Tippy Toe (her squirrel friend) climbing the cabinets to get a can of nuts
Locutus of Borg
The blue/pink photo from OP, now with text superimposed: "ARRAKIS SAYS TRANS RIGHTS"
A package of Selena Gomez limited edition horchata Oreos, in real life Selena's name is bigger than the Oreo logo, the package color generally is a dark red. You can see that the cookies have a headphones design on them.
A close up crop of the OP's screenshot, focusing on Peter Thiel's face with a podcast app's bookmark button coincidentally on his forehead, which kinda makes him look like Doctor Manhattan, especially given the general blue cast of the photo.
Simon's Cat (a white cartoon cat) sits in front of his empty food bowl and gestures with a front paw to his mouth, as if to say "food goes in here, hoomin"
Simon's Cat (a white cartoon cat) sits in front of his empty food bowl and gestures with a front paw to his mouth, as if to say "food goes in here, hoomin"
Holding a bottle of Captain M3gan run, which looks like a bottle of Captain Morgan, except it features M3gan (you know, from the movies) on the label.
Clip from the above article which reads: Trombone: You came to terms with being thoroughly uncool and this is where it got you.
A photo of the label on the side of a Starbucks cup. It reads "Doppio Macchiato" which just means two shots of espresso. It's totally the same thing, I swear.
Six women posing in TNG red Command shirts, giving the LLAP (🖖🏻) sign
A picture of Mae Borowsky (from the game "Night in the Woods"). She is an anthro black cat wearing a red t-shirt and carrying a baseball bat. The caption reads "it's gonna be Mae". Because tomorrow is May 1, and it's like the Justin Timberlake meme haha get it?
Gif from the Spongmonkeys Quiznos commercial where one Spongmonkey yells "THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!!!"
A ~4 foot tall plush figure, resembling a white man with brown hair and beard, wearing a white and blue robe. He looks like a drawing of someone from Biblical times.
It's been clear that conservatives were manipulating men's insecurity about manhood for almost as long as I've been alive, it's just spilled over into the absurd of late. There are magazine articles from the early 1900's spreading panic over the masculinization of women and concurrent feminization of men.
A screenshot from my screen time report, showing 4 hours and 20 minutes (aka the weed number)
A graph from the Washington Post: Percent change in global stock indexes since inauguration The Y (vertical) axis is % change (up to +10%, down to -30%), the X (horizontal) axis is dates from Jan 20 to the present day (Apr 7). The indexes listed are: SSE Composite (China) DAX (Germany) FTSE 100 (UK) S&P 500 (US) Nikkei 225 (Japan) NASDAQ (US) The US & Japanese lines are below 0 starting in February, everything else has taken a nosedive as of April.
From Washington Post explainer about Cory Booker's floor speech: Is this the longest Senate floor speech in history? Not yet. Sen. Strom Thurmond of South Carolina, a Democrat who later switched parties, held the floor for more than 24 hours in 1957 in an effort to stop the passage of the Civil Rights Act. The Washington Post reported at the time that after 24 hours, "a stubble of gray beard had sprouted on his chin." Booker's speech will surpass the one delivered by Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) in opposition to the Affordable Care Act if he is still speaking at approximately 4:20 p.m.
A photo of a half full Starbucks cold cup with a slightly off-kilter smile drawn on it
Gif of Garth Merenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme
Severence screenshot from Season 2. Dylan G is following Miss Huang, and asking her "So, like, is it rude to keep asking why you're a kid?" Added in Impact font is the caption "Government Workers Being Visited By DOGE".
Screen shot of the Washington Post. The Fix Analysis 4 explanations for Trump's shocking Gaza proposal Breaking down the president's suggestion - and whether it's a distraction, a negotiating ploy or something more Today at 11:08 a.m. ET
Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons, saying his famous catchphrase "Haw haw!" and pointing offscreen to the left
A screen capture from the video game Halo Reach. The most prominent text reads "Current Objective: Survive".