Left Behind and Glad of it

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Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath. DM me if you dare H/T Iaian M. Banks

trebuchet, a type of huge sling designed to place huge loads in the right place.

I'm Spartacus, all of the gladiators and rebels proclaiming to be Spartacus

There is a reason Boston Dynamics exists, and that Tesla and others are working on robots. You might want social services, and you might stop asking nicely

White cougars are extremely rare. According to my friend, there are plenty in the area waiting to meet me.

Son from Meet the Millers: Wait, you guys had a Hut? with Pizza?

Old meme, showing a cat's paw touching a woman's hand, and the words, "It's time to stop posting"

a strange scene involving a couple of women from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, transposed with a photo of a sarcastic-looking but confused white kitty cat.

Japanese version of Housewives of Beverly Hills vs. White Cat

Greek Urn version of Screaming Housewives of Beverly Hills versus an unamused white cat.

a character lamenting that a fight stop, as the opponent is "dead"

Tink granting a wish

the box cover and the actual model of Aurora's Prehistoric Scene's tarpit, showing a wooly rhinoceros failing to escape L.A.'s tar pits, as a vulture pecks on him and eats his flesh.

creatures that Hunter later found in his own mirror, hours later

From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: it was about that time that the bats showed up.

You guys are getting paid for this?

I saw my worst idea of my worst self, and it got even uglier from that point. My idea of the Courts of Chaos had antlers and shit, but this is worse.

Gollum found a nice fresh fish after Master cleaned the pool for him.

Brawndo, it's got what plants crave
It's got electrolytes

It was ugly, but, upon purchase in 1984, it had less than 5000 miles on it.

Trump trying to copy Barack Obama's move on the JCPOA

Hector Salamanca, a quad who communicates with grimaces and a desk bell

The Von Trapp family also refuses to be associated with Freedom 250 concert

Wyld Stallyns confirm bogus error in communication. They will NOT be playing the most heinous Freedom 250 concert
with a pic of Bill and Ted

911 What's your emergency?
There's someone in the house. He's trying to kill me.
Okay, what I want you to do is to get to your ballroom.
I don't have a ballroom.
...Then may God have mercy on your soul.

We had some mullets going on back then, didn't we?

citizens of Dallas enjoying City Hall's pool as a beach