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Chelsea and very socially liberal politics, so basically you'll get angry at something.

An illustration of the stairs leading to eternity gate in Warhammer 40K - doors hundreds of meters high with a gold relief of the Emperor of Man fighting a dragon, flanked either side by warhound titans. It is evocative of strength, glory and the sheer daftness of WH40K
5 barbagaunts - insectile warhammer 40k miniatures painted with purple carapace and bone white on purple jointed legs, carrying a giant red living weapon each. The painting standard is scruffy
Carlo Cudicini, looking delighted to meet me
The Alliance of Magicians from Arrested Development - a group of men in varying degrees of outlandish dress from fancy waistcoats to opera dress with a cloak all the way up to full wizard's robes holding a sign that reads "We demand to be taken seriously"
Alex Hartley Former England bowler on Test Match Special It feels like India are just wasting time in this game.
The Live text as Tammy Beaumont is dismissed for 0 in the 7th ball of England's innings. wicket 1.1 overs Beaumont b Gaud 0 (Eng 2-1) An unfortunate end to Tammy Beaumont's international career. She's dismissed for a golden duck, bowled by Kranti Gaud. The Indian team immediately form up for a guard of honour and the 35-year-old walks off the pitch for the final time for England.
Screenshot of a BBC Sport headline: "Not happy with the performance - so why do England keep winning?"
A poll on the BBC live text asking if Harry Kane was fouled in the build-up to Norway's goal. He was not fouled.
A hand-made banner that reads "Stop killing people you fucking twats"
A bedroom in a house on sale at 1.5 million pounds. There is a 1970s lampshade in nicotine yellow. Below it is a double bed with garish floral covers. Beside it is clutter the estate agent/seller has not cleared out of sight. On the bed lies a large child's doll in a grey night dress. The house knows my secrets; my soul cannot flee this room. Save yourselves.
Enzo Fernandez, who posts as Nute on Bluesky.
The table of scores for this week's Slipways ranked run. There are 7 players: margomakesmistakes is in first place; your author is in second place; Unknown player in 3rd place.
Two bargaunts from WH40k - painted with off white flesh, dark purple armour and red living weapons
Post Maintaining a state of affairs in which non white people don’t avoid the centre of London because of fascist marches and people don’t worry they’ll be deported after being legally here for years ‪Guy Harvey‬ ‪@guyharvey70.bsky.social‬ Don't play the victim, go to the counter marches. I don't think anyone 'legally here' is going to be deported. Response to 'Guy Harvey' If you don’t think anyone legally here is going to be deported you’ve misunderstood both Mahmood and Farage’s proposals. Are you accusing minorities intimidated by racist marches of “playing the victim”?! ‪Guy Harvey‬ ‪@guyharvey70.bsky.social‬ Going to counter marches is better than avoidance. I would advise standing up to bullies. And yes I think 'legally here' means you have a right to stay.
A very bad 3D bar chart showing F! drivers points totals midway through a season where somehow the driver with the lowest points total has the second highest bar. Some vandal has coloured the bar in orange and prepared an arrow pointing at the lowest points total bar with the caption "Only the Lib Dems can win here"
Exhausted marathon runners at the end of the 2026 Boston Marathon. One is sitting in a wheelchair slumped backwards, another is being held up by a fellow runner and a physician
Alejandro Garnacho, a white Argentinian footballer who possessed a full back tattoo of the Joker with the caption 'why so serious' sporting a summer haircut of braided hair.
5 days of Lerwick weather - the temperature never rises above 17 degrees C during the day. On the contrary, London's highs are 33 to 37 degrees
Two shelves of Warhammer 40K figures. The top shelf is 20 Termagants of not exactly equal styles as experiments were tried out. Below are some more white primed figures that need painting, and three much larger models that hopefully the practise will have paid off.
Two painted termagants with 11 pots of paint in the background. There has been edge highlighting and shading.
Two white primed termagant figures from warhammer 40K and two paint colours: white scar and naggaroth night (dark purple)
A Politics UK post. If they can't be arsed to quote their sources, I can't be arsed to copy the text out in the alt text. It does have a flashing beacon emoji and NEW in capitals though, so you know it's important.
5 days of the weather in June 2026, all sunny, all above 30 °C during the day and only one under 20 °C at night.
Keir Starmer behind a lectern saying "That's real Britain"
2019 GE results for Makerfield constituency. Labour with 45% of the vote; conservatives with 34%, Brexit party with 13%
A black and brown short haired tabby cat with a light tummy lying on his side asleep with all 4 legs drawn back into a bunny paws position and, erm, letting it all hang out.
A UK police officer breaking down a front door with the red mini battering ram favoured in the UK
Tweet from (at) NotABigJerk account: "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for being yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
A weather forecast showing 35 degrees C in the South of England on Monday 22 June 2026. This is not cool, both literally and metaphorically
A serbian war criminal drinking a fatal dose of poison in a courtroom
The green party's leader posting "It's pretty disgraceful that there had been absolutely no mention of this from the prime minister. It's increasingly clear some attacks, correctly, warrant disgust, emergency measures and days of media coverage. Others seem to be met with silence"
A badly painted Zebra crossing from the period in 2025 that 'patriots' were spray paining red crosses on any white surface. This pisshead decided to up their game and went for spelling out E...N...L no wait shit got that wrong so badly drew a G over it... L... A... Now realising they are running out of space so there's a small N... G. That's right, ENGLANG. If you don't like it, you know where the D.. O... R... O is.
A black and brown tabby cat using my shin as a pillow.
A serbian war criminal drinking a fatal dose of poison in a courtroom
A UK police officer breaking down a door with the red mini battering ram favoured in the UK
The Pollen forecast today being very high, with high grass pollen and very high weed pollen highlighted
A black and brown tabby cat sitting at the border of carpeted living room and vinyl floored kitchen, staring intently at the magial area where Lick-e-Lix manifest from.
One marathon runner helping an exhausted fellow runner to reach the finish line.
A screenshot of a scene that originally focused on Rishi Sunak in the cabin of a plane holding court with a gaggle of political journalists, but cropped to only show the man at the back who has crammed himself into the lowest part of the cabin and is bent over uncomfortably. Where to start? It's Harry Cole, then Sun Political Editor but at a time after he was ditched by his girlfriend in favour of Boris Johnson but continued to write hagiographies of the man. He's a heavily overweight man with a jowly sweaty face not concealed by his beard. His eyes are puffy. Attention is drawn straight to his hairline, which he styles in a bouffant swept back fashion despite being severely receding hairline which has the effect of causing the cabin lights of the airplane reflecting of multiple surfaces at once off his giant fivehead. Unlike everyone else on the plane who has a regular complexion, Cuck has the bright red features of someone who has been hammering the on flight wine.
A black and brown tabby cat lying on his side on a windowsill with legs straight and tail hanging down, with his chin resting on the edge of the window so his nose can poke out of the open wedge.
A star trek the next generation generated title screen with the text "Don't bother with season1 because we didn't"
Black and brown tabby cat fast asleep curled up on a grey duvet cover. Because it's kicking off nastily on here and a cute cat pic seems necessary.
Sideshow Bob, standing in front of a giant Union Flag singing a song from the operetta HMS Pinafore. It's from an old (good) episode of The Simpsons called Cape Bart
A black and brown tabby cat standing nervously at the top of an open door that is opened against a wall. His tail is touching the ceiling
The result of a political spectrum quiz tailored to the UK audience which has the result "Populist Nationalist - Puts national identity and cultural continuity first. Distrustful of elites, hostile to immigration and firmly anti-EU, with a strong law-and-order instinct."
Two Olympic sprint cyclists at full speed with 'my hopes and dreams' written above their head. To one side, a third cyclist who has fallen off his saddle and is cycling on the crossbar much slower with 'Me' written underneath him
The banner of Alexis' Sanchez dogs with Alexis Sanchez with the text 'Good Boys' put up at the Emirates. Sanchez had an extremely fractious departure the club.
A black and brown tabby cat who has jumped to the top of a pantry cupboard in a kitchen and is looking down on the world in judgement.
A council by-election in Charles Dickens Ward (in Portsmouth) where Reform have won with 30% of the vote; Lib Dems have 27%, Labour 21%, Greens 17% and Conservatives 5%
Reporter for the BBC at an election count with the bouffant hairstyle and thick sideburns of the 1970s.
The 'Choose your Men's Player of the Season' voting form on the Chelsea Website with 'Enzo Fernandez' selected. The joke is that I'd vote for an untreatable dose of Athlete's Foot before I voted for him for Player of the Season.
A URL formed of four random english words seperated by hyphens before the host name.
Keir Starmer phone canvassing. The photograph has captured a slightly aghast expression.
Keir Starmer saying 'That's real Britain' with the bright yellow subtitles "That's real Britain."
A nearly empty Shed Upper stand whilst the game was still on.
Stamford Bridge from the MHU stand, resplendent under grey skies
What looks like a dog poo bag left on a train seat because it is a dog poo bag left on a train seat
The 13th Duke of Wynbourne character from the Fast Show. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wynbourne? Mentoring the new graduate intake? With my reputation?"
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The sickos meme - a suspicious looking man looking in through a window at night wearing a jumper that says 'sickos' and with the speech bubble "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!"