Lemur Daddy

@lemurdaddy.bsky.social

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Dad, foster-dad, writer, nerd.

Book cover, man holding a bout, title: "Taco Bell destroyed my anus."
An image of a leopard wearing a black headset. The text at the top reads, "WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN AVERAGE CALL VOLUMES." The text at the bottom reads, "PLEASE KNOW YOUR FACE IS IMPORTANT TO US AND A LEOPARD WILL BE WITH YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."
GIF of Kermit the frog with the caption "Well fuck."
Barber: What can I do for you mate? Him: Can I have a palisaded hilltop enclosed settlement? Barber: Say no more.
The side of a truck with the puzzling lettering: "Help us score the gift of life, donate bloob."
Cream-colored cat with crazy-big ears resting in a stack of networking and NAS gear.
"Slide to the left, cha cha real smooth"
Leopard with call center headset: "We are experiencing higher than average call volumes. Please know your face is important to us and a leopard will be with you as soon as possible."
Leopard with a call center headset: "We are experiencing higher than average call volumes. Please know your face is important to us and a leopard will be with you as soon as possible."
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. . . . near them, on the sand, half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, and wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, tell that its sculptor well those passions read which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, the hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; and on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away.
Bunny holding a polearm, caption: "Born to dilly-dally, forced to fight fascists."
Man holding sign which reads, "I just hope both teams lose."
Gus Fring (of Breaking Bad) meme: I buy guitars, you buy utility trailers, we are not the same."
Bumper sticker reading "Defund Paw Patrol"
Man holding sign that reads, "Shit is fucked up and bullshit."
Meme: You say "Go woke, go broke?" Tell me more about what going Nazi MAGA does to 71% of your profits.
Indiana Jones punching a Nazi.
Bsky posts about the 4Chan hack, outlining how it may mean the end of 4Chan forever.
Map showing legalization of marijuana in the USA. Both Iowa and Wisconsin are only low-THC cannabis oil legalized.
B&W photo of a large, scary bunny chasing a little girl.
B&W photo of a large, scary bunny chasing a little girl.
Map of USA by county with intensity of color showing "excessive drinking." Wisconsin is all dark, Utah is all light.
Black and white tuxedo cat in my lap.
Teletubby sun with Kim Jun Un's face, captioned: "Another perfect day in our North Korean paradise. Let us give thanks to our Supreme Leader!"
Scene from the original Blade Runner in which a human gives a synthetic the Voight-Kampff test.
Headline: "Here's 4 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help fight tariffs"
Txt STOP to opt out of update on war plans.
"Many Bothans were inadvertently added to a Signal group chat to bring us this information."
Old-fashioned TV out of service graphic: "Sorry! America is experiencing technical difficulties due to a batshit white nationalist minority. Please stand by."
Recreation of the face of Julius Caesar from a surviving statue.
Flow chart: I meet a girl → We start talkin → She realizes I'm Belisarius → She leaves → (repeat)
Anatoly Dyatlov, posting a picture of the Chernobyl reactor control room: "Rate my gaming setup" Akimov: "3.6" (The joke: When the Chernobyl nuclear disaster was in progress, the cheap Soviet radiation detectors the staff had only went as high as 3.6 Roentgen, which was factors less than the actual radiation they were exposed to.)
Gif of someone saying "You're doing god's work, brother."
Newspaper screen grab from an early Fallout game, headline: "U.S. to Annex Canada!"
Clip of news article: "Measles outbreak erupts in one of Texas' least vaccinated counties"
Obese leopard with the caption: "Heavy is the leopard that eats the face"
B&W pic of Alessandro Moreschi, the last castrato
Mutant crayfish with text saying "What the hap is fuckening"
The Mothra fairies singing.
A black cat in my lap, partial view of keyboard and mouse.
Archaeologists: You were actually telling the truth. Herodotus: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
Older and younger cat cuddling.
Ginger holding a sign that reads: "Shit is fucked up and bullshit."
Newspaper clipping: "Jellyfish apocalypse not coming."
Mugshots with text: Police: Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Wisconsin Walmart