🪬 Natalie 🪬

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Natalie; she/her

Headline screenshot reading “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point”. It has a picture of a bald man with a stern facial expression staring at the camera.
A still of Patrick Page as Hades in Hadestown. He is wearing sunglasses and he is speaking.
The “100 Emoji” but it says “OOF”.
A woman in a hat that says “context hat” and a shirt that says “context shirt”. She is standing in front of a sign that says “I require context”.
A tweet from Lesbiologist, at 4:20 pm on July 10th, 2019. It reads: “The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is expanding its warning to consumers to avoid all types of gamer girl bathwater, as well as other untreated, gamer-derived fluids.”
A tweet from dril in 2014. It reads, “ive never heard of this ‘europe’ but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me”.
A fake screenshot from Dark Souls. It is a landscape photo of a character in armor standing at the top of the entrance to Anor Londo, a large city surrounding a castle which resembles the Milan Cathedral. The text over the image is yellow and reads “GNOME DEFEATED”.
A photo of a golden retriever posed to look like they are working at a chemistry lab. They are wearing protective glasses, and appear to be pouring a flask into a coffee mug. They are staring forward with their tongue out. There is Impact-font text over the image that says, “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING”.
Tumblr post from conzoop. It reads, “Your hoes may be fearful and skittish. My hoes are adamant, ceaseless and unfearing”
Uncomfortable close up selfie of a woman’s face. The overlaid text says “What the hell, sure.”
An instagram ad for Zohran Mamdani (for the New York City democratic mayoral primary) by “New Yorkers for Lower Costs”. The picture says “Last Minute Fund. It’s Now Or Never! Donate Now”. The caption says “In just days, this race will be over. And we'll be left to ask, did we do enough to help Zohran...”
Cover of “Go The Fuck To Sleep” by Adam Mansbach, a book illustrated as though it were a children’s book. The cover shows a child sleeping in a grassy field with a family of tigers.
A picture of a caracal cat (named Floppa) behind watermelons. The overlaid text says “BALLS. NUTS EVEN”.
A screenshot from the show The Nanny. It shows Fran Fine with the talk show chyron “Fran Fine, Disgruntled Nut”.
"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation
A cropped screenshot of the New York Times best seller list for “Paperback Nonfiction” books. It shows a date of August 24th, 2025. The listed entry for number one, at “355 weeks on the list”, is “The Body Keeps the Score” by Bessel van der Kolk.
A picture of a Yahg from Mass Effect wearing some kind of armored clothing, from two angles, more or less T-posing. He is muscular and bipedal, with digitigrade lower limbs (with three toes). The head is horned and scaly, with fins on the sides. The head has eight pairs of eyes, four pairs on either side of a large, triangular mouth. The mouth has a lot of very sharp-looking teeth. The arms have two fingers and a thumb. The plating on the visible hands and head is red with some repeated white markings.
An emoji mashup. It’s the yellow android emoji sticking its tongue out, but it seems to be crying while its eyes go in different directions. It’s also holding a rainbow flag emoji.
Picture of someone sitting up on top of a bed reading their phone, as their face and upper body are obscured by a bright light coming the phone.
A phone selfie of Natalie. She is wearing a dress with a red and blue print, as well as a cardigan over it. Her hair is styled in a short, curly bob.
[A tweet from “Populism Updates”posted in late 2023. It shows two pictures of Gavin Newsom, one an older picture where he is posing with someone and wearing a t-shirt and glasses. The other is a picture from 2023, where he looks older and is wearing a suit but no glasses. The caption reads “Before and after an ancient Sumerian demon begins to inhabit your body”.]
A picture of a hand holding a box of the “RABAVERT Rabies Vaccine”. It is a roughly rectangular box with the drug name and various pharmaceutical labeling. It has a bright orange “Indicated for All Age Groups” label as well as a bright green “Rabies” label on the edge, which also has icons showing a syringe and vial.
A diagram showing an MRI of a knee, going from “scout scans” to “slice positioning” to “high-res scan” labeling on the left. The right shows some slices of the knee in question with a red, bisected rectangle showing the positioning of the imaging plane.
The “look inside” meme cat. It’s a short haired cat looking very close to the camera with what looks like a very disappointed facial expression.
A zoomed-in photo of terminal output from Debian’s APT system, running an update. It shows a list of various Diff files with small sizes. Below that is a red number which claims that it is downloading at 2,964 Petabytes per second. The ETA is 0 seconds.
An example of two prone lumbar MRI’s, labeled A and B. A is the “tethered” example, where the base of the spine can be seen to be adhered to the “rear” of the dura. B is a normal example, where the cord can be seen to flop downwards under the influence of gravity.
A picture of Natalie with short hair.
A picture of a bunch of geometric solid blocks. The blocks include four red solids, four blue solids, and four yellow solids. Above the blocks there is the text “Peanut Butter in 2023:”.
The “Sickos” meme, instead with a fox girl (?): she is leaning against the window saying “Yes.. ha ha ha… YES!” while wearing a black t-shirt with white writing that says “SICKOS”.
Tumblr post says “The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.” A reply says, “how dare you say we piss on the poor”.
Tails from “Tails Gets Trolled”.
A picture of a home-made pizza on a wooden cutting-board. It has cheddar cheese (yellow) over chunky tomato sauce.
A screenschot of one tweet, which in turn shows a screenshot of a promoted tweet. The first one, by @FartPowder, says, “Block enough ads and you start to get the good stuff”. The second one is by Pancreas Thief (@ThiefPancreas), and is a motion-blurred picture of someone running with a gun into a culvert. The caption reads, “You can't run forever, Tom Hanks.”
A picture of Elmo the Muppet raising his arms amidst a mass of flames.