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these shitposts may or may not be the result of cyclospora

Uncle Rico in napoleon dynamite
Dick van dyke in diagnosis murder running in a doctors coat away from a hospital explosion, as one does
"Looking back, representing myself was a mistake," his statement read. "I underestimated how different civil litigation is from what most people believe. It operates under different standards, different procedures, and different rules. That is the lesson I take from today."
Hey, it's Emma. Curious about your views on Israel. Can we chat? Stop2End
The Tall Man from the Phastasm movies
We have been so propagandized by Russia and we don't even realize it. —Laura Loomer
doctor doom in front of a tapestry in a castle with a woman, presumably a mother, and child while doom has his head down and 12.18.26 is doomsday.
The pilot guy who was trying to get with Denise Richards in STARSHIP TROOPERS getting got by the brain bug
Antonio Hispanic male, 45 Show personal views - 1. Opposes 'The government offering parents vouchers to send their children to private or religious schools or to a public school of their choice' 2. Opposes 'Deporting all immigrants who are living in the US illegally back to their home country' 3. Thinks The government should do more to
Jon Stewart and Scarface from HALF BAKED “you ever looked at the back of a twenty dollar bill on weed” scene but it’s about being Zeus and doing it as a swan. Zeus says boink bc he’s the king of the gods and no one is going to tell him boinking is lame as hell to say.
Tim meadows telling the bad they’re stupid for not understanding Bob Dylan Dewey Cox
Vicki vallencourt in the water telling Lynn swann the final score: that ain’t no guess that’s what it’s gonna be
Robot skin suit or something that malfunctions and says two weeks in total recall
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
Matthew McConaughey in DAZED AND CONFUSED as Wooderson doing his “I get older, they stay the same age” line
A bunch of young kids at a house party all looking at you in a way that you feel very self conscious
macgruber holding a stalk of celery for the big distraction and you won't believe where it goes.
Keefe from the righteous gemstones “your hot sorcery kiss can’t hurt us in here.”
Constantine Keanu with a cat going to hell
Doctor ozwald arsenic apple juice guy being a dipshit
Some asshole pastor that’s like British or something with david koresh ass glasses talking about Jesus abs
Frodo Baggins saying he’ll take the ring to Mordor
Dennis hopper in speed talking on the old school brick phone
My most lib opinion is that I don't believe in the requirement of priestly celibacy. Though my reasoning is that we need more White babies and priest's clearly have the best genetic stock in light of their virtue
catherine o'hara in home alone doing the iconic KEVIN scream when she engaged in like, idk man gotta be at least a misdemeanor case of child neglect wtf lady
Tim Meadows in walk hard telling the other band mates they’re stupid and Dewey’s Bob Dylan parody lyrics are actually really smart
Lionel Hutz in court on the Simpsons
Anime girl hiding from a terminator but the understanding of the meme and I’m too lazy to type it is conservatives are the girl and the terminator are thoughts in their own heads
amy brennaman and robert deniro scene in heat where he's reading a book about metals in a restaurant? and she says, "what are you reading?" and deniro says a book about metals as if that's a normal thing to say or do.
emperor of man from warhammer 40k but it's mitch mcconnell's head on it bc no one seems to know if either one of them are dead
walter and the dude going to the home of arthur digby sellers, writer for the tv show branded (wrote the bulk of the series)
Lloyd Bridges playing parody Vito Corleone in Mafia!
Dr gonzo flipping out saying I think im getting the fear
Amy the gorilla from the movie Congo wearing their talking device
Poochie episode of the Simpsons where the focus group leader for kids says their demands back that they want a grounded reality based show but also where robots fly around shooting lasers
VITAL PROTEINS 90% LESS PLASTIC
The Bennigan’s sandwich menu
power ranger's rita repulsa and that gold werewolf guy with a baby and she's saying: yes, cry! cry harder, baby!
lee corso on college gameday throwing out his "not so fast my friend" catchphrase
Ethan Hunt in MI 1 doing the magic trick with the disk or whatever
“She was allegedly known to peddle "extremely low-quality weed" out of a van after graduating from Reed, according to investigative journalist Dan Boguslaw, who also attended Reed College.”
Political test thingy going around and scored Mamdani
Dietrich bader in office space saying no man shit no I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that
What is her job kid from I think you should leave saying does the demon minion want me to make Satan cry
marge simpson with lisa, holding maggie saying, "hmmm. that's true, but he shouldn't say it."
Rockwell man freedom of speech
Hans Moleman recreating the Birds scene GET ME THE BIGGEST SWAN SHAPED PADDLE BOAT YOU CAN FIND NO THAT'S TOO BIG
A washed af looking Trump mfer got no light in his eyes his hair is flaccid never looked weaker, very low t low energy
A real sicko with a shirt that says sicko looking through a window laughing
Will Ferrell on SNL wearing an American flag Speedo and USA t shirt in an office holding a mug of coffee
gordon gekko in wall street, instead of greed, it's cringe
Glee meme I am going to create a series of fees that is so ridiculous said by Ticketmaster
Uruk hai from two towers his name is ugluk iirc or maybe Chris
Gandalf with pippin in ROTK “it’s the deep breath before the plunge”
Hari Seldon, from the series foundation