ex-Lethality Jane

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Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her. Lucy Calkins' #2 hater Play it fucking loud.

Chris Evans in The Materialists (2025) vs Chris Evans in Avengers: Doomsday (2026)
Part of an AP News story on how translators and classic professors reacted to Christopher Nolan's Odyssey movie A spokesperson for Nolan did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Wilson declined to offer a grade or ranking for the movie, but said she would recommend it for others, as long as they see it in a theater. “It was fun to be there with my kids. I didn’t feel it was pulling teeth to engage with it,” she said. “If you can see it on a big screen you should absolutely go.”
Map of countries surrounding the Caspian Sea
Threads post by "bytesizen" Mara Wilson reportedly shot down a proposed 'Matilda' sequel by claiming the main character's iconic powers were born strictly from trauma and parental abuse. At what point does a child's superpower stop being a fantasy gift and become a disturbing metaphor for severe trauma?
Topographic map of Iran
Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Ha. So you come crawling back, you cheap sack of shit."
Short threads convo Kyamawebb: Dear millennials you don't have to add "lol" or "haha" to every text you send. You're safe now. Dylaniswriting: I watched the World Trade Center crumble in algebra class. I will never be safe lol
Live action version of Rapunzel's giant braid in the movie Tangled
Threads post "Anyone on here a licensed therapist that can write a letter for Jules to be able to take her cat to school as an emotional support animal? She has esa documentation but doesn't actively see or need a therapist however the school is denying it without further documentation"
Main pointing at himself in the mirror meme
Screencap showing three spam calls today, the first one at 6:48 am
Guy saying "no you're wrong, I am fun, it's been scientifically proven"
Threads post from ralphlohodge "This is my yearly reminder: yellow cake with chocolate icing is CHOCOLATE CAKE"
TikTok comment from someone claiming to be Filipino saying that if the final comes down to Spain vs Argentina that they will be rooting for Spain.
Frank from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Ha. So you come crawling back, you cheap sack of shit."
Meme "she may be difficult but boy can she sing" meme from Glee except I've clumsily adjusted it to say "he may be the figurehead for an abusive cult but boy can he moviestar"
“Our Margaret White is a woman who fiercely loves her daughter and wants to protect her from this world and the dangers that Margaret’s aware of that Carrie is not,” Flanagan explains. “[She] doesn’t know how to do that and thinks the way to protect her is to close her off; not punitively, but to create this private utopia and to let her daughter exist earnestly and curiously and wide open by protecting her from the world. It’s a completely different dynamic.”
Part of an interview with Stephen Sondheim where he confirms he loved the South Park movie
Opening paragraph to Shirley Jackson's "We Have Always Lived in the Castle" “My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had. I dislike washing myself, and dogs, and noise. I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and Amanita phalloides, the death- cup mushroom. Everyone else in my family is dead.”
Threads post from "jaded.dahlias" just watched a video where someone added onions, garlic, jalapeño, and bell pepper to a dish and one of the first comments was “where’s the seasoning”… chat we are so cooked 😭
Aerion Targaryeon from the show A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Still showing Caroline, Mary, and Laura Ingalls in straw bonnets in the Netflix Little House on the Prairie adaptation.
Dumb tweet with 5.4k likes I lost it when the grandma from Encanto was forgiven like nothing happened after having created generational trauma for every single one of his children and grandchildren and DISOWNING HER SON for being different just to then hug him like he hadn't been living ISOLATED AND LIKE A RAT HIS WHOLE LIFE because of her. No, everything is not magically okay with a hug. BAD thing to teach kids.
Stephen King tweet from today, after the Graham Platner rape allegations broke: "Graham Platner may drop out. (I hope he doesn't, but.) Meanwhile, the Abuser in Chief just keeps on keepin' on."
TikTok screencap mocking the dolphin themed engagement ring Will Smith gives Vivica Fox in Independence Day, calling it "scarier than the aliens"
Ao3 screencap showing 118 works for the John Adams/Thomas Jefferson pairing
Milhouse "but my mom says I'm cool"
Simpsons quote "Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it."
r/fantasywriters post i gave my fantasy world a fully functioning economy and now my hero can't afford the quest Discussion About A General Writing Topic spent four months building a historically accurate medieval economy. wheat prices, tax systems, guild structures, the whole thing. very proud. very thorough. my protagonist needs a horse, a sword, and three days of travel rations to begin the prophecy. he has 6 copper. a horse costs 40 silver. i checked. i built the conversion table myself. i used world anvil to track the trade routes and mythrilio to log every merchant in the kingdom. every single one of them charges market rate. i did not build in a protagonist discount. the dark lord is going to destroy the world because my hero cannot afford a horse.
Pointing Leonardon Dicaprio meme
Superbad scene "Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer."
Tweet from @sweethelenade Insane that Modern Family was on for over a decade, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power
Taylor Swift lyrics from the song "the last great american dynasty" The wedding was charming, if a little gauche There's only so far new money goes
Tweet from Jack Kubinec dated five days ago "every woman in my life is in deep denial about taylor swift's wesdinf being at madison square garden"
Lenny from The Simpsons sitting in an audience with an intense look of concentration and focus
Taylor Swift song "I forgot that you existed"
Tweet from Diego Lopez I don’t understand why so many Americans are confused about how offsides works in soccer. It’s easy, if anything exciting happens, that’s offsides.
Screencap of an article, I am linking the article in the next skeet
One of those dumb parallel bar slides
Tweet from "sugamummy" Women…when you give birth...Do you feel immediate relief like, you're not pregnant anymore ? Obviously you're probably not gonna feel back to normal but is there any type of relief ?
Tweet from Jack Posobiec "Sinners is a movie about killing white people and has the all-time record for Oscar nominations of any film in history yet Citizen Vigilante was banned"
An Instagram story from Connor McDavid's wife Lauren that shows Connor McDavid behind her with his hand rested on her back, Leon Draisairl right next to him, and Leon's wife Celese in front of Leon and next to Lauren. Celeste is smiling at Lauren, who is looking at someone out of camera shot. Leon is kissing Celeste, with his arm casually resting on top of Connor's arm. Connor is smiling and is the only one looking at the camera. Lauren has captioned this "my family ♥️"
Museum gift shop rack. Top shelf has a paper doll book for "American Family of the Pilgrim Period". Bottom rack has a paper doll book for "American Family of the 1990s"
Two paragraphs from a news article about Dallas Stars owner Tom Gaglardi. Gaglardi said he doesn't like teams' tendency to hand out big paydays once players' entry-level contracts expire. "A kid in the third year of his entry-level (deal) puts up 40 goals and now he wants to make $7 million," he said. "If you want term with that player, he's going to take you higher than that. … The stars are taking all the money, and the guys in the middle are getting squeezed."