Lethal Jorts

@lethaljorts.bsky.social

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i'm inside your mind

go back to the cluuuub
mmm, i needed that
a building with a circle on it, to indicate the general area of a condo
i would like to eat it
GenAI bullshit chicken tenders
Terrible ai poster
minnesota lynx logo circa 2011-2017
A lynx game at target center
infowars broadcast of Emergency! the chyron says 'alex jones apparently enjoying hell'
Some nerds saying America doesn't have sports and that no one outside of america cares about baseball or basketball
A lynx game at target center
darren rovell tweet: i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content
cover of I Am America (and so can you) by stephen colbert
Sunset on lake Minnetonka
A lynx game at target center
old man and tator tots(???)
Stigma brand thc drink. Peach iced tea flavor
a still from the Godzilla Minus Zero trailer a caption says "can withstand even a thermonuclear strike"
flork of cows panel a flork is saying "looks like i need to get the gun"
Prosecutor: You smoke good, correct? Me: yes. P: fire? Me: No -- Reggie. Nothing above mids.
Slimer
cris carter looking bewildered
Bonk from the Bonk games
the doctor who logo but all fucked up because genAI was used to make a big infographic
still from Saving Silverman with jack black and jason biggs playing in their neil diamond cover band
paper plate that says "USA 1776-2026" formatted kind of like a grave
flork of cows comic a flork in red and white stripes and blue hat asks a flork in a hat with 'europe' written on it "guess what day it is you tea drinking cucks" the flork in red and white stripes then throws a beer can at the european flork and there's a closeup of the stripes flork saying "its AMERICA day? another flork then asks the stripes flork "don't you live in latin america?"
maximize your intellect & truth-knowing skull coning
Email advertisement from the Minnesota Lynx detailing that if you buy a memebership by July 11th and the team wins the championship you will get a full refund
a square paper plate that says "USA 1776-2026"
Avatar capacity2 May 29, 2025 I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital Avatar starlit-syncopation May 29, 2025 actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao Avatar capacity2 May 29, 2025 That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest
graph showing the usual range for films with an opening day box office of 6.9 million dollars and how far above that range Obsession is
One must imagine if the Weathermen had killed a million people in the New York Tristate area with a decade’s worth of bombs. Would it have been better if the Weathermen had worn medals and planned their actions from the Pentagon?
Forecast for today: high 76 low 75. 98% chance of rain
"that's a penis" guy
Days of Thunder Runaway Jury Independence Day In The Heat of the Night
GOOSE VALUE 71
a goose spreading its wings the words 'goose value' are written across the goose. the number 71 is underneath the words. i guess the goose is valued at 71
With the O'Briens' departure to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993), ST:TNG had lost its only married couple. This episode was intended to show that marriage and serious relationships continued into the 24th Century. In Season 7, Nurse Ogawa and her husband started a family, so the idea was obviously pursued.
old dutch stuffed cheeseburger flavored RIP-L chips
devil guy lookin all crazy
you are all so stupid
digital soccer player. they did a bad job of making him, he looks real fucked up and his foot or ankle appears to be dislocated
This is why I was wondering whether you had ever observed Donald Trump. I don’t know what motivated him. You know he is a Gemini? Geminis are not really ones to say the same things a lot. They change their minds. You know Geminis? Yeah, I’m a Gemini, so don’t be too mean.
YOU STOLE DOG BLOOD
Minnesota Twins promotion where they give you 15% of your money back if you actually show up to a game. For season members only
Nikki from the film Obsession
RFK Jr. just pounding a pint glass full of this stuff. "It's got parameciums," he says. Tasos Katopodis/Getty Images
jerkoff.gif
Wolves fans watching KAT and the NBA trophy from the cuck chair