Wet Owl

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If Dionne Warwick isn't writing a bio, neither am I

Set, God of Storms
The cast of X-Men Apolcalypse in costume
Nicola Sturgeon
Patrick Dempsey
So many British people have it better than they think – it’s up to Burnham to make them see that Polly Toynbee
Panel from Jack T. Chick's Christian evangelistic comic booklet, "A Demon's Nightmare" (original version from the early 1960s/1970s)
“Rough sleeping happens because councils don’t have enough homes or hotel rooms even to provide basic emergency accommodation. It is a symptom of a political failure at Westminster and Holyrood that prefers sticking plasters to long term solutions. “If Andy Burnham is serious then he should look again at how the UK Government creates homelessness by cutting local housing allowance – making it impossible for people when their wages don’t keep up with rents. “He should look again at the asylum system that forces people fleeing persecution into homelessness by evicting them from accommodation when they are granted leave to remain. “He should remove the so-called bedroom tax which the Scottish Government spends millions of pounds every year to effectively eradicate in Scotland. Money that would be better spent on homelessness prevention and local services. “And most importantly he should invest in a new generation of social housing, including increasing capital investment in Scotland so that councils and housing associations can build at scale.”
Lindsay Hoyle, the speaker, introduces this session as the final PMQs of this parliamentary session, and Keir Starmer’s final PMQs. He thanks Starmer for his leadership, particularly in regard to “his steadfast support for Ukraine”. And he says he hopes the PM brings home a World Cup victory.
Erlich Holland
Count Binface joining the Clacton by-election is "deadly serious", the Daily Mail reports, with Farage describing the fight as a "real election".
Stills from Total Eclipse of the Heart music video
Zendaya poses with two kids from the Make a Wish Foundation
My Wifes Review of Irn Bru She is Malaysian and tried it for the first time and her review was “I don’t hate it but somehow it makes me sad and angry at the same time, I think I get how it feels to be Scottish”. I had to share this poetry.
Woman terrified someone will 'jump out at her' from massive hedge as she makes plea to council The Clydebank pensioner says she fears for her safety as the bush is so high people could "lurk behind" it.
Mystic Meg
Shrikes (/ʃraɪk/) are passerine birds of the family Laniidae. The family is composed of 34 species in two genera. The family name, and that of the larger genus, Lanius, is derived from the Latin word for "butcher", and some shrikes are also known as butcherbirds because of the habit, particularly of males, of impaling prey onto plant spines within their territories. These larders have multiple functions, attracting females and serving as food stores. The common English name shrike is from Old English scrīc, alluding to the shrike's shriek-like call.
LinkedIn crap, don't worry about it
Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) in New Jack City (1991)
Betty Brant in the MCU Spider-Man films
Bjork meets David Attenborough
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child
Daily Mail+ Special Report: Are you tired all the time, with weak erections and stubborn belly fat that won't shift? This is why
Tony Blair and Donald Trump
Mr Burns blocking out the sun in an episode of the Simpsons.
Clio Peppiatt Bridal Vol. III: ‘The Bride Who Walks Between Worlds’ Campaign. Photographed by Szilveszter Makó & modeled by Lorna Foran.
The Commitments
Alan Titchmarsh, King Charles, Sir David Beckham and Frances Tophill.
Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus
A sodium-depleted Trump, salt vampire wounds on his neck and hands
Norman Bates in Psycho
Richard Dawkins having sex with a robot
Elle Fanning
The King is being kept fully informed and is “deeply concerned” after the terrorist attack on two Jewish men in Golders Green, and his “thoughts and prayers” are with the victims, Buckingham Palace has said. King Charles and Queen Camilla are currently undertaking a four-day visit to the United States. “His Majesty is being kept fully informed and is naturally deeply concerned, in particular about the impact for the Jewish community,” the palace said. “His thoughts and prayers are with the two individuals who were injured and offers his heartfelt gratitude to those who so selflessly rushed to their aid.”
Couple who met on a dating app rob bank on first date
Drop leg bags for girls
Graffiti: How many beautiful, kind people have I killed just by paying my taxes
The Rich Man and Lazarus 19 “There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. 20 At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores 21 and longing to eat what fell from the rich man’s table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores. 22 “The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24 So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’ 25 “But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. 26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’ 27 “He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, 28 for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’ 29 “Abraham replied, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.’ 30 “‘No, father Abraham,’ he said, ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’ 31 “He said to him, ‘If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.’”
PETA Tweets: We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them.