Andrew Lewis

@lewis-workshop.co.uk

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Artist, maker, and specialist fabricator. Hacker before it was cool. Writer and editor. Titular functionary of Andrew Lewis Workshop. Doctor of things.

A wooden sign with the wording "fire detector. In the event of a fire this detector will produce smoke, glow orange, disintegrate"
A metal sign with the text "all visitors to this home are subject to the divine ordinance and summary judgement of the most grand and fabulous order of the high council of cats" Beneath the text is an illustration of 5 cats sitting at a table with a tea cup. One of the cats is sitting in the teacup, while two others are sitting on saucers.
A sublimation printed 8 inch by 6 inch colourful metal sign with an illustration of six chickens. Text beneath the chickens reads "Beware of the chickens. They have concealed weapons and no conscience."
A yellow metal industrial sign stating that "Everything in this room will kill you. Literally. Every. Fucking. Thing."
Warning Kauer Liminal Research Facility Extreme risk of transient EMF In the event of a hallway reconfiguration This is single story facility - do not enter stairwells or elevators Drink almond water - conserve ration packs - stay in light Log research and activities with betamax tape and slowscan radio
A sticker showing the colour codes for 4,5, and 6 band resistors.
A metal sign with a tractor feed background pattern. Text reads 100% genuine pre-internet Eldergeek Inside CD.RXD.TXD.DTR.GND.DSR.RTS.CTS.RI 9600 8N1
A metal sign reading "Danger: you are exciting habitable zone. Conditions behind this point exceed Eva shot capabilities. Hazardous environment ahead. Personnel carrier required. Drivers will not pass this border without authorization. Check waypoints signal strength and frequency before exit"
An industrial warning sign with the test "Caution, Ionising Radiation in this Area. You will be forced to fill out multiple incident forms and safety reports, and attend mandatory meeting for the entire time that you are dying. Exposure to radioactive sources in this area will result in a protracted death.
A large mug with the message "Danger: weapons grade tea" written on the side
An open bacon sandwich with crisp bacon and capers on a bed of spinach.
A loaf of bread that appears to have buttocks at one end.
Mug with the text "Danger, weapons grade tea, professional use only" on the side with a tea pot logo. The tea pot has a nuclear warning symbol on the side.
Man with sleeping baby on shoulder, effectively trapped.
A selection of fun, informative, or just plain rude metal signs, arranged to indicate they are part of a larger collection.
A plywood unit for storing stanley fatmax organisers