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I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm. If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine. Formerly: Sven Jolly Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat Chef Boyardeez Nuts

One Wish Willow
Wheaties box featuring football player Jalen Hurts, but the word "WHEATIES" was replaced with "OWWWWW" and his arm and headwraps turned to bandages and his pumped-up shout changed to a pained expression.
Google Gemini’s analysis of the original image: The surreal element is actually a highly specific, viral meta-joke centered entirely around the show From on MGM+. The Real Story Behind "WALT!" This screen is a clever digital edit or a humorous conceptual mock-up created by a fan of the show From. • The Connection to From: The actual MGM+ horror/sci-fi series From stars actor Harold Perrineau (the screaming man shown on the TV). • The Inside Joke: Perrineau famously played the character Michael Dawson in the hit series Lost, where his character spent seasons trapped on a mysterious island frantically screaming for his kidnapped son, Walt. • The Edit: The creator of this image swapped out the title From for "WALT!" and rewrote the description text ("unravels the mystery of an island...", "...crazy, stupid father") to poke fun at the actor's two major island-based horror/mystery roles. It is a brilliantly executed meme that blends actual streaming Ul assets with an ongoing internet joke!
TV displaying shows you can watch, featuring new MGM+ show “Walt!” starring Harold Perrineau (Michael from Lost) shouting for his son Walt (also from Lost, played by Malcolm David Kelley)
An email from me to mtvslave@aol.com asking what happened to Kennedy and Kurt loader and Tabatha Soren and music videos and Beavis and Butthead and the state and what happened to the core thing that so many people identified with for so long before it was overtaken by shitty reality television and then died. And not surprisingly the email address. anymore
SNL sketch where the mom is finally trying to confess that she finally has some reservations somehow about Donald Trump and these are her children and I know who everyone else is on the couch but who is that tiny tiny little man?
Charlie Kirk bit my finger!
Charlize Kirk Charlize Theron as Charlie Kirk Because I don’t know why.
Shaggy, despondent: "EVERY MYSTERY WE SOLVE BRINGS ME CLOSER TO THE REALIZATION THAT THE ONLY MONSTERS IN THIS WORLD ARE PATHETIC OLD MEN TRYING TO STEAL AS MUCH MONEY AS THEY CAN."
Bag of Baked Lays
…but their sails hung flabby as Grandmother's teat.
Mysterious picture. Not remotely obvious what it is of.
Alan Tudyk
"Orphan Black" promo poster with four faces of show star Tatiana Maslany as her primary 4 show clone characters. It's done in the style where the person is facing you but they cut out part of the face so it could potentially look like they're in profile.
Old Gregg but it’s Katy Perry. I’m truly sorry, visually impaired people, but there’s probably no way to describe it that you will find funny, and that sucks. ☹️ “Katy Perry drank Bailey's from a shoe one time and now she's Old Gregg”
Tom Jones singing "What's new, Pussycat? Woah, wo, wo, wo"
RUIN A FILM BY REPLACING A WORD IN THE TITLE WITH 'WANK'.
Skeletor emoji. Skeletor is laughing. I, too, laugh, but not in this image.
Illustration: Hipster in duck costume drinking espresso
Rory Culkin’s photo from IMDB. He looks like an Anne Rice vampire.
Alternate Auggie Smith (Robert Patrick) throws a can at John Economos (Steve Agee)
Steve Agee as John Economos on Peacemaker, tied to a chair, saying "You are unbelievably fucking selfish, Eagly."
2 liter and can of “Dr Salt” (from the makers of Dr Pepper)
I have edited my Bluesky avatar to be the first world problems meme lady, and my display name to be “First World Problems”, but I have not clicked save. The background image remains as it has been as the magic eight ball displaying” Outlook not so good”
Haggard-looking man staring at you. Caption: "You look stressed" Me: "Thanks, it's probably all the stress"
Sam Elliott, 41 but you’d never know it, sporting a t-shirt that says “moustache rides”!
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Screenshot of PS5 displaying game Crimson Desert
Screen-cap of the Peacemaker “podcast”. James Gunn is positioning his hand as if to pluck a small orb from in front of him, while saying “He’s got a tiny little penis and a wobbly scrotum”. Jennifer Holland (his wife) is in frame and making a face to which one might ascribe disagreement with the vocal expression of “Mmmmm…”
An image of a young child. Text says “who can it be now?” twice, and then response the child is playing a crazier variation of a toy musical instrument.
Tweet by erictastic: He was killed on camera. No one's family deserves to have to witness that. It's unthinkably cruel that people would then go on the internet and use their platform to say about an innocent man that "I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." I'm talking about George Floyd. You thought I was talking about Charlie Kirk? No, those are actual quotes BY Charlie Kirk about George Floyd. Outrageous that anyone would say that of the dead, right?
Bro got knocked down while living his dream. Video still of news reporter in hurricane. Man is in air, having been lifted by the winds, only to have a large piece of debris start to hit him. Caption: Bro was waiting for this moment Below: Meta AI chat suggestion, with the heading "What happened to Bro?"
A small avi of Marty Feldman, surrounded by a sea of blue. Labelled "skircleverse ✨", "skircle.me", and "@skircle.bsky.social"
Archie and Edith Bunker, at the piano, singing the theme song from "All in the Family"
Katy Perry drank Bailey's from a shoe one time and now she's Old Gregg
Teri Garr
Illustration of a 1950's boy suitably impressed by the radiation in his possession. Screenshot clipping from the image of the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory
White guy with a beard and a hat that he thinks looked good on him. He could really use a shave and a trim, but still the hat seems on-point.
Parents guide for the movie titled “Visitor Q” by Takashi Miike. Credit R for strong app, sexual and violent content, language and drug use. Sex and nudity is severe. Violence and Gore is severe. Profanity is severe. Frightening and intense scenes is severe.
A bunch of levels (tools to tell a person if something is level or not) with pieces of blue tape affixed to them. Upon each tape a single word is written: “wrong”
3rd Rock from the Sun cast with John Lithgow and Jane Curtin
Perry the Platypus pointing at you
Ancient aliens guy “because aliens”
Vanilla Ice pouring cream, which is slopping over the side.
Gangster rapper turned actor turned paid endorser of CarShield: Ice T
A visibly sweaty and upset Dean Cain
Stupidly indefensible district map. Looks like a worm man with a big chin and a dunce cap curled around and through Houston. Caption: Dan Crenshaw's (R-TX) district is what we mean when we say gerrymandering is a problem.
Stylized illustration of Martin Van Buren flashing a gang sign with five fingers extended on one hand and three on the other, forming the number eight—a reference to the “Van Buren Boys” gang from the TV show Seinfeld. (Van Buren was the eighth president of the United States). The text above reads “Van Buren Boys” in a gothic font, and below is a banner that says “Van B Boy 4 Life” with the Roman numeral VIII underneath.
Trending videos where the individual preview frames line up almost perfectly
Bar chart showing the number of mass shootings in the United States each year from 1982 to September 2024. The frequency was relatively low and stable until around 2007, after which there is a noticeable increase, peaking at 12 incidents in 2018, 2022, and 2023.
Marla Singer. The big tourist.
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the TV meme. Caption on top: Liar! Caption on bottom: one of them is totally rich
Ferris Bueller saying 'It is so choice."
Fluffy little white dog looking like it’s giving an evil chuckle. Caption: When I say "heheheh" this is what I mean
raindrop.io browser extension popup when trying to save a McSweeny's article titled "I'm Starting to Think Grundle the Swamp Monster May Never Drain the Swamp". Among the suggested tags is "donald trump".
guy making a "derp" face