John

@lexaproluthor.bsky.social

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Text of "A Narcissist's Prayer": That didn't happen And if it did, it wasn't that bad And if it was, that's not a big deal And if it is, that's not my fault And if it was, I didn't mean it And if I did, You deserved it.
@dril: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that I got mad
Tweet by lauren/@NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
Know the Work Rules meme. Top panel: a handsome guy says "26 + 6 = 1" (Irish republican catchphrase) to a charmed woman. Bottom panel: an ugly guy says "we just want Ireland back" to the same woman, who is now calling Human Resources to complain
Know the Work Rules meme. Top panel: a handsome guy says "26 + 6 = 1" (Irish republican catchphrase) to a charmed woman. Bottom panel: an ugly guy says "we just want Ireland back" (white supremacist chud catchphrase) to the same woman, who is now calling Human Resources to complain
Tavern Research poll conducted after Kate's Platner allegations. Both Platner and Mills run ahead of Collins, but Mills is 1 point further ahead of Platner (52/48 vs 51/49)
A bunch of ladies in MAGA hats screaming at a political rally. They are holding "WOMEN for TRUMP" signs
Patagonia Cerveza brand. Patagonia called this trademark violation because it uses the name of the mountain range the company was based out of, and also uses mountain iconography
Painting of Babe Ruth calling the home run he's about to hit in the 1932 World Series
The Young Lincoln (James Lee Hansen, 1941). A statue of a young Abraham Lincoln with no shoes, no shirt, and slightly pulling down the waistband of his pants. He has Gavin Newsom's slicked-back hairstyle.
Ukrainian soldier looks to camera saying "We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid"
Chess game with three brilliant moves. https://www.chess.com/live/game/144607979276
Product phrograph. for Kirkland Dental Chews. The dog treats are green, nubby, and vaguely shaped like a toothbrush.
Tan and white dog sitting on a leather couch with a pink leash trailing off to the left. Her back is flopped onto the back of the couch so that her tummy is exposed and her front paws are held up. She looks at the camera nervously.
Album artwork for My Chemical Romance's 2010 album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" Look alive, sunshine
Stonks meme, but the guy is in front of a US flag and the text reads "Politiscian"
Header of Executive Order 14188: "Additional Measures To Combat Anti-Semitism". 14 and 88 are widespread numeric signifiers for white supremacists, especially in online communities.
Robespierre with glowing red eyes
@jrlondergan.bsky.social post calling for terrorism directed against the DNC headquarters. This is not a serious post and should not be construed as a legitimate terroristic threat.
Dog with a pink leash. She is sitting on a couch on her back launches with her front paws in front of her. She is looking into the camera like an offended white lady.
The stonks meme. Man in a business suit with a weird mannequin-looking head smiling at an upward arrow in front of a spreadsheet background. In bold letters: "stonks"
Picture of a dog. The camera flash and blur from movement makes the dog's eyes look bugged out like a cartoon character who has just seen a beautiful woman.