lexdoes

@lexdoes.bsky.social

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I have way too many hobbies. PFP drawn by me. LGBTQ+ rights are human rights. BIPOC lives matter. (he/him, 19, mostly SFW)

Excerpt from Wikipedia In the United States, Greetings from Your Hometown debuted at number six on the Billboard 200, earning 39,000 album-equivalent units (including 26,000 in pure album sales) in its first week. This became the Jonas Brothers' eighth top ten album on the chart. The album also accumulated a total of 16.49 million on-demand streams of the album's songs.
Brawl In The Family - July 21st, 2014 by Matthew Taranto Panel 1: The Camera Man from Mother II/Earthbound is taking a photo of Rayman. “GREAT, RAYMAN! JUST HOLD THAT POSE AND WE’LL GET THiS TROPHY READY.” “LIKE THIS?” “PERFECT! 3...2...” Panel 2: Rayman starts to sneeze. “AH… AHHH…” “1…” Panel 3: Rayman sneezes. Panel 4: Rayman gives a thumbs up. “SORRY, HAD A TiCKLE. DID WE GET IT?” “YEP!” Panel 5: Rayman is looking at his trophy, which looks like him mid-sneeze, on the French Canadian version of the Smash Bros. website. “WHAT THE-!?”
Confetti-cake flavored Mountain Dew Slurpee
DVD cover for Making Fiends. Vendetta (green girl on right) is letting several bat-like creatures fly out of a bowl, while Charlotte (blue girl on left) runs around happily
xkcd 2071: Indirect Detection [A single social media post is shown. On the top left is a portrait of a spiky-haired face, the text right aside is not readable. The post is:] Everyone on here needs to stop laughing about how "adopting pets from a shelter is for losers" and "those animals should all be hunted for sport instead." It's reprehensible on so many levels! First of all... [Caption below the frame:] Sometimes, one of my friends posts an angry response to some terrible opinion I've never heard before, and it's a weird indirect way to learn how awful their other friends must be.
A photo of my very modern laptop showing Pinky Dinky Doo’s website on the latest version of Safari. As support for Flash ended years ago, all there is a green striped background and the footer with links to Sesame Workshop and Cartoon Pizza’s websites (most of which do not work anymore)
Holland America pamphlet advertising a sale on cruises
Ms. Fowl from Jimmy Neutron as seen in the “This is Ultra Lord” meme
Cans of Arizona iced tea being sold for only 68 cents at WinCo Foods
An ad for Harry Potter themed Cinnabon at my mall
Photo of me (scraggly white kid with messy brown hair and glasses) drinking a can of lemon soda white looking solemnly in the distance
Drawover of Fox McCloud in a hospital bed, clearly weak and drooling but conscious and looking at the camera, with the caption: My fox, who has been in a coma for ten years and presumed dead, texted me this: I lived bitch
My Letterboxd review of GOAT (2026). 3/5 stars. It's a good kids movie, but that's all it really is. The plot is the cliche "all because I'm different doesn't mean I'm bad" moral that half of all kids movies have, the humor is mainly of the immature/gross-out variety, and all of the animal society jokes were already done with Zootopia a decade ago. However, the animation is great as is with most of Sony's output, and I quite enjoyed all of the basketball (or "roarball" or whatever they called it in the movie) scenes even though I'm not a sports guy. If you like basketball or if you have or know kids that do, try giving it a shot, otherwise I'd skip.
The “Oh no! Anyway” meme. The bottom panel has three logos of other animation programs, OpenToonz, Tahoma2D, and Procreate Dreams
A photo of George Carlin
Screenshot of a Scratch game I made when I was twelve. A rotund plush seal sits on a pink bed. Scattered across the floor are filled garbage bags. The seal is saying "Click the garbage bags and turn them into money!"
Falco Lombardi from Star Fox, with eyelashes, a spiky collar, a grey crop top with the cover of Ween's "Pure Guava" printed on it, a black skirt, and pink and white striped arm warmers, looking bored at the viewer.
Screenshot of my Letterboxd review of Mercy (2026), rated 2.5 stars. At one point in the movie, Ms. Al Judge pulls private video recordings from a Ring doorbell camera to support one of her ultimately false claims. Ring is owned by Amazon, who also owns MGM now. So this is like the creator of the Torment Nexus coming out with their new movie "Don't Create The Torment Nexus"
Amelie Poulain from the 2001 French movie Amelie (She’s also the mascot of another website, iykyk)
Screenshot of a Reddit post on r/thomastheplankengine titled “Had a dream where there was a very obscure animated TV special from the 80s called “We Are All Fairytales” The image is a recreation of the special’s title card. A girl with curly hair stares agape at a star above her, with the title “We Are All Fairytales” just below the star. Body text: It followed the life of a girl from her birth to her getting married and having kids of her own. In separate live-action segments, we see the girl's life being monitored by several beings representing concepts like love, evil (who is played by very early CGI), happiness (who is played by a Muppet), etc etc.
Martin Luther King Jr. next to Stokely Carmichael in a march in Mississippi in 1966
The logo for the YouTube channel “HEAV’s Archive” which I designed, with the word “HEAV’s” in white and “Archive” in slime green against an orange background. The man from the 1978 Nickelodeon logo is peering into the H.
A single outlet encased in a metal box, in the grass, next to a tree
xkcd #36 [Cueball is staring at an empty box on the floor.] Cueball: In what scientists are calling "pretty gay", I can't find my shoes. (As a bi man, I give you permission to laugh.)
A casserole consisting of Kraft SpongeBob mac and cheese, peas, hot dogs, and stuffing. On top is melted American cheese with Parmesan and parsley.
“Yeah, I may defend (countless screenshots of AI being generally horrible and inexcusable) but you were MEAN and that’s worse” Sources: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jisHOo3dUuE https://www.reddit.com/r/antiai/comments/1lqbikt/you_dont_see_us_threatening_other_peoples_lives_i/ https://www.reddit.com/r/antiai/comments/1mvj2j2/i_got_in_a_debate_with_a_clanker_lover_at_some/ https://cyber.fsi.stanford.edu/news/investigation-finds-ai-image-generation-models-trained-child-abuse https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/09/artist-finds-private-medical-record-photos-in-popular-ai-training-data-set/ https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/jan/08/ai-tools-chatgpt-copyrighted-material-openai https://x.com/Rahll/status/1738286342390374882 https://blog.metaphysic.ai/stable-diffusion-and-imagen-can-reproduce-training-data-almost-perfectly/ https://time.com/7295195/ai-chatgpt-google-learning-school/ www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-08-12/ai-eroded-doctors-ability-to-spot-cancer-within-months-in-study https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2024/01/26/exp-ai-taylor-swift-deep-fake-duffy-live-012603pseg1-cnni-business.cnn https://www.theverge.com/energy/646011/trump-says-the-future-of-ai-is-powered-by-coal https://www.forbes.com/sites/cindygordon/2024/02/25/ai-is-accelerating-the-loss-of-our-scarcest-natural-resource-water/ https://futurism.com/ceo-layoffs-automation-ignitetech https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ai-jobs-layoffs-us-2025/ https://www.bostonglobe.com/2023/07/19/business/an-mit-student-asked-ai-make-her-headshot-more-professional-it-gave-her-lighter-skin-blue-eyes/ https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sextortion-generative-ai-scam-elijah-heacock-take-it-down-act/ https://bsky.app/profile/sababausa.bsky.social/post/3lxcwwukkyc2l
A big plate full of breaded and fried slices of Spam
Your Top Artists of 2025 "Weird AI" Yankovic 1,321 minutes
Photo of the aforementioned grilled cheese sandwich.
Most Used Words 1. Indiemusic 2. Bandcamp 3. Comedymusic 4. Shit
A plushie of King Dedede from the Kirby series propped on top of a lit Christmas tree
Harry Potter merch with a “70% off Harry Potter items” sign hanging next to them
Cover art for Lego Lord Of The Rings on Wii
Gustavo from Breaking Bad as seen in the "We are not the same" meme
Headshot of me, (medium-long brown hair, glasses, stubble) looking at the viewer with a neutral expression.
Me dressed as Phillip J. Fry from Futurama holding a two liter bottle of Shasta and an all-rush mixtape. (reference to the episode Anthology of Interest 2)
Two pickled carrot slices on a plate.
A political comic showing two figures surrounding a red circle labeled "A" and a blue circle labeled "B". The left figure points at "A" and says "Both sides have done bad things, but one is significantly worse." The right figure, with their arms crossed and eyes closed, says "Both sides have done bad things, so that means they're equally bad." Below them is the text "This is nuance." beneath the left figure, "This is bothsidesism." beneath the right figure, and "Learn to tell them apart" below everything else.
A plushie of Marx from Kirby
Poster reading: CRAFTAPALOOZA Music Festival June 32nd, 202X Zilch Stadium, Nada, CA Featuring CaptainSparklez, TryHardNinja, Yogscast, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Eurobeat Brony, Element Animation, Lindee Link, ItsAllMinecraft, AntVenom, and more! Hosted by DanTDM
Poster for Jordan Peele’s 2019 movie “Us”
A drawing of Dribble from WarioWare standing against the Diamond Taxi building
Sunny, a chubby anthropomorphic yellow dragon girl, winking, sticking her tongue out, and doing a peace sign with her hand. Her purple T-shirt reads “Free Hugs :D”. She is standing against a green gradient background.
Black Rifle Coffee Company’s Thin Blue Line Coffee
A rather embarrassing announcement. Someone already used the name Songs About Ducking for an EP last year, complete with very similar cover art. And I didn't discover that the other EP existed until AFTER I released the EP onto streaming platforms. And now I look like the world's biggest ripoff. Sigh... As I don't want people to think I plagiarized this (To clarify, I didn't; Nokken and I were both parodying the same Big Black album), I have renamed my EP to "SAD". I am also no longer selling the CD. Unfortunately, this isn't as easy on streaming platforms. I'll have to ask CDBaby to submit a takedown notice to Spotify and Apple and Pandora and everyone else. Then I'd have to submit SAD again under the new title, which will cost me another $15. And, to be honest, if I'm going to have to fork over another fifteen bones anyway, I may as well rerecord it and add some more tracks and make it a proper album. To be honest, SAD's kind of shit anyhow, especially in the vocal department. TL;DR: Someone already used the name Songs About Ducking. The EP will be pulled from streaming and renamed to SAD over here on Bandcamp. Also, a new album with rerecorded tracks from SAD among others is coming soon.
An ad showing pork meatballs with dipping sauce. Text reads “Enough flavor to go around”.
Cropped screenshot of Dedede with his eyes narrowed and mouth slightly opened, giving the impression that he is confused.
A simple, spherical seal bouncing up and down.
The store page for Songs About Ducking. Its cover is a parody of Big Black’s “Songs About Fucking” cover with the woman replaced with an upside down duck head. The price is listed as $1.50. Below that it reads “You'll also get a mystery bonus track that won't be available on streaming as a thank you, as well as a high-quality download of the Duckies music video!”
The "come and take it" flag with the cannon replaced with a package of Crayola sidewalk chalk
A box of Tic Tacs with “Final Fantasy TicTacs” on the label
Four Canadian geese crossing a path, resembling the cover to The Beatles’ “Abbey Road”
Screenshot of Build-A-Bear's website, showing a listing for a "Bear Ears Headband with Veil for Kids" with a picture of a happy girl wearing said headband
Screenshot from SMB1 with Mario standing next to a Piranha Plant in a pipe.
Comic book ad from 1978 #223 ATOMIC MINI-PISTOL - LOUDEST BANG! Fires real blanks! Extra loud ex-plosion! 2" long. Barrel opens to load, hammer cocks & fires when trigger is pulled. Ramrod included! #306 $1.50 #305 Ammo-Pak 50c
Slim Jim Ad from a 1978 Uncle Scrooge comic reading: “PICK UP STICKS” “If your mom's been bugging you about sweet snacks, pick up Slim Jim® meat snacks at your neighborhood convenierce store. Or ask her to pick them up, next time shes at the supermarket. They're chewy, satisfying snacks that come in six hearty flavors plus beef jerky. They can go anywhere you can go. And they're all meat. So your mom will probably love them just as much as you will.”
Apple Music’s “2000s Dance Party Essentials” playlist with “I Gotta Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas immediately followed by “Better Off Alone” by Alice Deejay