Lizard Queen 🦎 👑

@lexoluthoro.bsky.social

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We do jokes and sports here people. SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, Pro-Wrestling, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History. One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee 🚩🔞🚩 I am 38 and angry 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Married 💍 NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.

Dirty window selfie of a person in a black jumpsuit with puffy sleeves
Pile of laundry
An amazon order claiming a diamond necklace will still be here today. It is 11pm
Jey Uso on a giant cell phone
Bluesky post with 20 likes and 4 reposts heheh
We can truly take no credit for the talents and abilities we have to do those things weve done well. All the skills we possess have been given to us by he who created us and the universe. We can only take credit for those things weve done poorly, for in our own efforts is where the errors are made.
Roman Reigns
They make animal feed
Paul Triple Hunter Hearst Helmsley Levesque
Paul Heyman staring at Brock Lesnar like he just went poop in the potty for the first time
Gunther Gunther Gunther
CM Punk
Roman Reigns being shined on
Adam Piercr looking the fool
A long text chat between me and a bot claiming I applied for a loan. Which I am unable to. Like at all.
Gunther
An anime alligator in a tutu
A screenshot of a phone game coloring page. Todays Special? Jesus!
Professional Wrestler Danhausen using 20 dollar bills to dry pretend tears. He is also holding a big bag with a money sign on it.
Alan Jackson's "Everything I Love."
A coca-cola dispenser from the Pharmacy museum in New Orleans.
A text wall about collagen taken orally by rats. It says that different tissues showed radioactivity after 0-6 hours and remained detectable after 14 days. This is from the National Institute of Health lmao
Panic attack scene from Oppenheimer
A screenshot of an email informing me that my recycle service will be 4 hours late due to unforseen circumstances
John Waters holding a sign saying "Trump ruined bad taste"
Where the Heart Is by Billie Letts
I found this amazing graphic and im gonna use it forever.
A princess peach backpack
Macho Man Randy Savage answering a pay phone
A photo of an airport gate
A photo of an airport gate hallway
A marquee sign that says Watchhouse
A selfie of a person with green eyes and a nose piercing
A cool ass chandelier in the Gallier House
A video of a giant urn, the narrator is talking about how thats the kind of urn they want
A bottle that says semen
A short video from the window of an airplane. It shows clouds, an engine and a wing.
A person with a black eye
A job listing for an airplane refueler
Same
A screen shot of Google AIs overview of why even if this was the strategy it didnt work very well
Mini tongs
The cast of Clue
Our lives are in danger you beatnik
Guile only dreams of America
An Xbox controller
A picture i draweded
Marge potato meme, instead of potato I wrote pro wrestlers
STINGER
Guess who
Prolactin Range Table
I spent money I didn't have on getting my nose pierced because I never do anything for myself and dammit I wanted this.
A person in a blue hospital gown
Green Day
Rhea Ripley Mattel Collector doll
Herb Brooks
A HUGE list of mutuals I have with a transphobe
Spring Training starts Feb 20th