Noor ☭ Jar Jar Drinks 🔻

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(Marxist-Leninist, lesbian, Shia) live thru this with me // I swear that I will die for you. Hot takes are mine & don’t reflect the views of my cat

"The 80s were crazy, man. Everyone was fucking everyone. I'd point to a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic that I thought was cute, and boom, it'd be waiting backstage for me after a show. Lubed up. Cranked up to max speed. Ready for Lars to suck on." - Lars Ulrich On Metallica's heyday
Ralph Wiggum “cause i can no longer be……”
Joe Exotic saying “im never gonna financially recover from this”
Emergency Alert National Weather Service: TORNADO WARNING in this area until 6:45 PM EDT. Take shelter now in a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. If you are outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris. Check media. Additional Details TAKE COVER NOW! Move to a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. Avoid windows. If you are outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris. - NWS Baltimore MD/Washington DC
On a 3 way call w sean & dayshaun & arguing on speaker about star wars
Lisa “ohh i feel sick” Homer “it’s called a hangover sweetie & it’s an unavoidable part of life”
Charlie Brown “my idols are dead & my enemies are in power”
Her “I’m drinking 2 My Ex Girlfriend Is Here shots for me & you” Me “Just spit out my drink laughing 😂😂😂”
Luffy; “I’ve decided to be the king of the pirates”
“Now all of China knows (you’re a cokehead)”
LENIN By Langston Hughes Lenin walks around the world. Frontiers cannot bar him. Neither barracks nor barricades impede. Nor does barbed wire scar him. Lenin walks around the world. Black, brown, and white receive him. Language is no barrier. The strangest tongues believe him. Lenin walks around the world. The sun sets like a scar. Between the darkness and the dawn There rises a red star.
Dean “hello” Samara “Seven days” Dean “it’s Dean Winchester” Samara “oh sorry wrong number”
Putting a bottle of Rosè to the mouth of my Jar Jar Binks beanie
May the 4th be with you
My cat sitting with 101 Dalmations on in the background Saying”what is this dog propaganda in my own house”
Email from Microsoft saying “options available to avoid [OneDrive account] deletion”
Me in a purple Hole shirt & rainbow neon butterfly leopard print bell bottoms with pink & black shoulder length hair
Email from Microsoft saying my OneDrive (account) will be deleted soon
A Maryland man was charged with hacking DEX crypto exchange Uranium Finance in two separate attacks in 2021 for over $50M Jonathan Spalletta was able to exploit a bug in their smart contract and extract around $54M in crypto Spalletta laundered the stolen crypto through Tornado Cash, then spent his newfound wealth on rare Magic: The Gathering and Pokémon cards, since he said, "Crypto is all fake internet money anyway."
Scene from Clerks, Randall saying “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers”
Text message “Im the perfect level of crossfaded & so fucking madly in love with my gf & in an amazing mood sooo warning i will probably convince u to make bad financial decisions; yes im a bad influence when im furious,, but an even worse influence when im in an amazing mood”
Me lounging on a couch with my Game Of Thrones book & my cat
TJ- I’m going to throw a shoe at you” Me- Valid
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia shirt with a picture of a yacht on the water & the words “Because of the implication” on it
Box of swiss miss hot chocolate mix & a sleeve of Blazin Apple flavored Fireball
Whoever threw that (firework) your mom’s a hoe!
George Thorogood singing “One Bourbon, One Scotch & One Beer”
goingpostal4u “A Christmas Carol" is incredibly antisemitic. It's a movie about a Jewish money lender redeeming himself and finding Christ. They basically hate Jews
The Epstein files in their full & 100% redacted glory
Co-Star Your 2026 resolutions -Only eat food you can digest.
Homer Simpson cozy & sleeping peacefully in a blanket burrito in bed
Grampa Simpson “lused to be with it, but they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems weird and scary to me. it will happen to you!”
Guy (labeled “me”) holding the hand of his gf (labeled “Playing my PS5”) gazing longingly at a girl walking by (labeled “Only Murders In The Building”)
Xmas tree plugged in & clearly not lit up
Screenshot from Vine of a Black guy w paper hearts taped over his eyes saying “heart eyes, motherfucker”
Charlie & Frank in soviet ushankas (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
Me in my “property of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald” hoodie
TJ *link to Sin by Nine Inch Nails* Me “I LOVE THAT SONG” Me “The amount of heroin i use to shoot listening to that song could kill a bull elephant” TJ “Has anyone ever actually tested that theory?” Me “I tried but evidently it's "inadvisable" & "animal cruelty" & i "need rehab".”