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Sociology major overstaying my student visa from Cygnus X-1. Are you humans certain that know you doing what you are? ALT TEXT Profile picture: movie E.T. (1982) early scene of alien creatures returning to their ship and leaving the planet.

Red antique car drawing with white tire on the trunk below the rear window from the Free Parking space on a Monopoly board.
Because Google is a grift now I don't get images of podiums. In this screenshot I get ads for the nice stands from whence behind one could give a speech such as The Counselor for $4,499 or The New Lectern Podium for $1,395 or part of an image for $51 total so probably not very big.
Clasped hands meme where each arm is labeled and the joined hands show the characteristic in common Left arm: Glass Onion (2022) Right arm: Superman (2025) Clasped hands: egomaniac techbro character wasn't written as a parody of Elon Musk but Elon starts acting like that character before film's release
Screenshot of online article: Harvard Explores New Center for Conservative Scholarship Amid Trump Attacks The Ivy League school has discussed an effort to support diversity with potential donors. Harvard says it will not be partisan. By Douglas Belkin, Juliette Chung, Emily Glazer, Natalie Andrews July 10 2025
Staged group photo of Russell Crowe, Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Javier Bardem, and Johnny Depp. These were the stars of the first few films of the proposed Dark Universe cinematic shared narrative space from Universal Pictures. Only the Mummy movie starring Cruise would ever be made.
Cartoon illustration of Pokémon Tympole a spherical tadpole with a large blue tail fin but wearing Tim Pools trademark black knit cap.
Very crude pen drawing by myself of the upper body of a person waving towards the viewer. Their t-shirt is covered in dots (and also says Jerry NO!) and their eyes are crossed.
Timid Mickey Mouse in a frosty office hunched over a desk with quill in hand and wearing threadwork Victorian winter garb as Bob Cratchit from the 1983 Mickey's Christmas Carol
Mickey Mouse illustrated through the years: Steamboat Willie 1928 color cartoon Mickeys 1931 1936 Sorcerer Mickey 1940 Dapper Well Dressed Mickey 1941 Brave Little Tailor Mickey 1947 Wonderful World of Disney on TV Mickey 1955 and finally TODAY Mickey dressed like Miami Vice Don Johnson sneakers loose untucked shirt baggy pants
Three circle Venn diagram Outer circles: LLM MLM LMM LMM MLM intersection: devoted immigrant fan base LLM LMM intersection: spits out lots of words quickly LLM MLM intersection: empty income promises Center intersection of all three holds just a question mark. I couldn't come up with anything clever.
Security camera footage from inside Robb Elementary School with a banner added saying, "Editor's Note: through sound of children screaming has been removed."
Photograph of a box of Limited Edition Hostess snack cakes white fudge covering with red and blue sprinkles and a creamy filling. The box is festooned with illustrated fireworks explosions in red white and blue. Box contains 10 Star Spangled Ding Dongs.
Clipped screenshot of Googles July 4th splash page "People also ask" section of related searches "When did America actually gain independence?"
The first line of text from the first post way up at the start of this thread "BTW when you point this out to nuclear advocates theyre really dismissive."
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared TV show episode 1 The three main characters Red Guy (person with a red yarn wig obscuring their face and a red cloth bodysuit) Yellow Guy (yellow puppet with blue hair safety vest and mouth agape) and Duck (green anthropomorphic duck puppet) standing together in a grey lifeless banal workplace looking confused.
Google search trends from last 90 days. Bob Vylan barely registered in search queries until two days ago when it spiked from 0 to 100 (and I apologize but I have no idea what the numbers on the y-axis mean but it still looks impressive).
Screenshot of Google search summary of Stasi Wikipedia page: "The Ministry for State Security, commonly known as the Stasi, was the state security service and secret police of East Germany from 1950 to 1990. Source: Wikipedia" Small box underneath "Ceased operations June 30, 1990"
The original text is a simple boxy fake ad that reads "The Democratic Party est. 1828" flanked by donkey icons. The next line reads "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO" but red writing has changed that to read "VOTE BLUE? NO, MATTERS WHO!" This joke references a classic Simpsons gag where Lionel Hutz illegally and unscrupulously alters his ad with a red pen in front of Bart.
The original text is a simple boxy fake ad that reads "The Democratic Party est. 1828" flanked by donkey icons. The next line reads "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO" but red writing has changed that to read "VOTE BLUE? NO, MATTERS WHO!" This joke references a classic Simpsons gag where Lionel Hutz illegally and unscrupulously alters his ad with a red pen in front of Bart.
Stock photo of backyard group of young girls some Black some white. One Black girl is poised ready to throw a red dodgeball as the other three recoil in horror. This image is often used as the Gift of Apollo meme when shitposters predict the future.
Cartoon of Digger a grey anthropomorphic mole in a blue turtleneck from the cartoon Shirt Tales.
Scene from the Simpsons where Principal Skinner (labeled Hegseth) is scolding four troublemakers (labeled The Press) saying, "I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, our B-2 pilot is at home, crying like a little girl!"
Image from original Danger Mouse cartoon of Baron Greenback the anthropomorphic toad and supervillain nemesis of the eponymous hero sitting at his desk flanked by computer monitors presumably surveilling the white costumed protagonist and saying, "I think not, white wonder."
Construction crane visible from Tiana Bayou Adventure over a building
CNN website headline "Trump’s strike on Iran marks a momentous moment - and gamble - for the world" by Stephen Collins on same author listed in first headline so we know it's the same article.
Photo of computer screen with strange wiggly lines of Google spreadsheet listing the members of Monty Python and their roles in their Holy Grail film color coded for main role in purple and various other scenes in colors like green for the Three-Headed Giant or yellow for Swamp Castle
Future Hiro bathed in dull blue light from Heroes Season 1 where he has used his ability to affect time to freeze all the passengers on a subway car so that he can deliver the message "Save the cheerleaders, save the world."
Crude illustration in red ink lines on white paper of an anthropomorphic axolotl with small fangs a striped belly big frills on the side of its head and eyes either vertically slit pupils.
Two chairs with hard wooden seats and barely padded arms and back in a single curved shape along the sides of each chair. Very uncomfortable.
Black background with single blue line drawn back and forth across the image
A diner booth for four recently vacated, half full glasses and dirty plates remain. The floor is alternating black and white tiles. The booths have those long chains in teal vinyl with a white vinyl triangle pointing down in the middle. A lamp resembling white spinning rhombus hangs from the ceiling. The corners of the walls, edges of the tables and many other random spots are adorned with shiny chrome plating.
Shoshanna Gruss and her older boyfriend where she is the dominant green straight line and he's leaning in on a slanted red line like a little bitch.
Screenshot of the chart of attracted men's age vs women's age with the silly dominant green straight lines and the submissive slanted red lines drawn in hastily and rather sloppily.
The phrase "You couldn't pour water out of a boot even with instructions on the heel" is a humorous idiom used to describe someone who is extremely clumsy or inept. It highlights a situation where even with clear instructions and a simple task, someone is unable to complete it properly. The origin of the phrase is not definitively known, but it's a well-established idiom, possibly originating from an old Australian or English saying, according to a Reddit thread.
From Wikipedia page for the song "This Is America": "This Is America" is a song by American rapper Childish Gambino. Written by Gambino, Ludwig Göransson and fellow American rapper Young Thug (who provides additional vocals) and produced by the former two, it was released on May 6, 2018, at the same time that Gambino was hosting an episode of Saturday Night Live.
Cartoon illustration of Bulbasaur a green frog like creature with a closed plant bulb growing on its back. It is in front of an illustrated forest background. Yellow cursive across the top reads "Still #001 after all these years..."
Stock photo of older white male with grey hair in a conservative haircut wearing FBI jacket staring intensely at a computer monitor.
Human: We have a color named after you! Salmon: Really? Is it silvery-blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh- Salmon: Wait, why is it pink? Human: ... Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK?!?
AI Google Overview from me searching Ladies and Gentlemen The Weekend meme reads as follows: The "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Weekend" meme refers to a specific incident during an episode of Saturday Night Live where Daniel Craig was asked to say the line "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Weekend" and refused, opting instead for "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weeknd". The meme parodies this moment, often using images of Daniel Craig and The Weeknd. End quote. Please note that this summary is hilariously wrong.
Red jagged line tracking the Dow Jones Industrial Average fluctuating wildly all day long eventually down 108 points even (3^3*2^2)
Classic meme of Facebook post complaint / dispute menu with four options: Question What's going on? 1 it's annoying or not interesting 2 I'm in this photo and I don't like it 3 I think it shouldn't be on Facebook 4 it's spam Option three is selected as the reason for the complaint.
A pink ball cap with two black spoons attacked to the bill and large googly eyes attached to the hat above the brim.
Three handwritten pages of jotted notes with cryptic scrawlings like "underwater city bubbled domes" "govt factions Veil keep city hidden Hosts make life better for Rescues" "who can PCs curry favor with?" "axolotls central volcano heat and nutrients" and even "they're taking the hobbits to Isengard". I'm not writing all this text down but if you want access to what I'm working on DM me.
Tympole pokemon illustration black/blue orbs with eyes for a head and a blue finlike tadpole tail. I photoshopped stock image of a black knit beanie onto its head.
FBI Director Kash Patel sitting on a stool inside a gymnasium, the word FIDELITY hovering over his head on the back wall, blue mats lay all around. He is wearing a grey suit jacket, matching pants, spotted socks, shiny black shoes, and hovers maybe two feet off the ground because of the strange stool he was given to sit on.
Interior photograph of Michigan State University auditorium filling up with participants of 2025 Odyssey of the Mind World Finals. Amphitheater seating is around the center raised stage where lots of large gleaming trophies are waiting to be given out. The seats are about half vacant.
Grey cartoon mole with a pink nose and a pale blue sweatshirt.
Image from the "pondering my orb" meme where a robed wizard sinks low in his throne-like chair staring at the blue glowing orb in front of him on a table. A small humanoid figure stealthfully peeks in from a door behind the wizard. Everything in this fantasy illustration has a blue glow washing our the colors.
Red jagged line showing today's Dow Jones Industrial Average activity down 700 points for the day including a massive sell-off around 1:40 PM Eastern.
Exterior photograph of McDonald's at night. Plain grey brown paneling exposed steel supports and wiring with huge lit yellow M suspended high among the columns and a yellow M painted on the building side.
Image from The Little Mermaid (1989) establishing shot of Scuttle the seagull resting in the crows nest of a shipwreck playing with a discarded telescope with his bum facing towards the veiwer webbed feet flying up in the air.
YouTube screenshot of Rick Ashley's official music video for Never Gonna Give You Up from 15 years ago with 1,656,456,001 views.
Two performers lady stilt walkers in bright sequined outfits in the light of sunset posing before a brightly coloured beach restaurant.
Google search screen on mobile phone. Catch Pokémon title at top. Banner says Pokémon complete with message Congratulations! You've caught all the discoverable Pokémon. Center of screen Eevee and Pichachu wave at you. Button saying Share with friends and finally progress tracker 151/151 Pokémon caught.
Still image from British cartoon DangerMouse from the 80s of the villainous Baron Greenback an anthropomorphic toad siting at his desk in his evil lair, a giant wall computer with tactical displays and a view screen behind him. He says (and is captioned in white text along the bottom of the image) "I think not, white wonder."
Tezt from Wikipedia page (black text on white background): In the novel, the character was based on one of Fleming's friends, Torao Saito – although he was not connected to Japanese intelligence, but was in fact a well-known polymath in Japan, being a journalist, writer, photographer and architect.
Screenshot of headline from NYT website section The Great Read: Why has the closet taken on a new allure? Sub head: Long a place of hiding and shame, it's now being reconsidered in queen culture and beyond. Oddly enough, The Great Read is advertised by NYT as "Every weekday, we recommend one piece of exceptional writing from The Times — a narrative or essay that takes you someplace you might not expect to go."
Along the bottom of this picture are two shots of Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid (1989) on the left the hefty white-haired villain languishes dismayed against the edge of the shell that is her bed on the right she is bathed in green light as she points towards the viewer with one expertly manicured finger and grins evilly. Above the leftside sad Ursula picture is the text "JKR when she reads criticism from somebody in the United States where she cannot sue for libel" and above the rightside grinning malevolent Ursula the text "JKR when she reads the same criticism from a resident of Australia or the United Kingdom"
Twilight with the moon a small spot in the cloudless dull pink sky a large tree on the left dominates the treeline that stretches across the bottom of the frame with the top portion of a green metal swingset visible along the bottom middle edge of the photograph.
Movie scene from Hunt for Red October at end of movie when the Red October is presumed sunk and the Soviet Ambassador has just asked for help in locating a different missing submarine. Originally the bespectacled American bureaucrat behind the desk with a wall full of portraits and framed memorabilia behind him says incredulously, "You've lost another sub?" but here the text reads "You've lost another jet?"