Restless Greg Syndrome

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I spend probably a little too much time thinking about Star Trek, Final Fantasy, and public libraries.

The temperature reading on a refrigerator indicates the fridge side is at 53 degrees Fahrenheit and the freezer side is at 43 degrees. FDA recommends a maximum of 40 and 0 degrees respectively.
Andy Parsons on Mock the Week when the Scenes We'd Like to See category is what you don't want to hear a prime minister say
the poster wearing a Fall Out Boy t-shirt and Chicago Cubs baseball cap
Three people sitting in a room with microphones and the caption "like, how, like Nosferatu in drag, you know"
A person facing the camera with a Tonie box and figures and closed caption "tonies are like small radios for kids they provide scream free listening fun"
A partial screenshot of a summer reading promotional piece. The slogan, which is its own image file, reads "Unearth a Story." However, the AI-generated alt text describes the slogan as "a black and white image of a nude figure."
A picture shamelessly stolen from the internet from LeVar Burton's wedding featuring much of the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation
LeVar Burton projected onto a conference room screen
Illustration with people shaking hands and one person's hand is a different color from their other hand
A banner welcoming ALA Annual Conference and Exhibition to Chicago
The moment Picard thinks to himself, "I've made a huge mistake." Screencap from Trek Core.
In The Simpsons, Principal Skinner asks, "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."
Graphical text with the words Unearth a Story were identified by A.I. as a black and white image of a nude figure
ESPN push notification: Quadruple amputee pro cornhole player charged after allegedly fatally shooting passenger in car while driving during argument
Basically correct caption: Look at them all. Amaro. They're telling the truth.
Poorly captioned Gundam: Kick her cats and let's have all run away.
Bad captioning again: Listen to me. Frown. Instruct Jimbo to convert the Gundam immediately.
Still from Mobile Suit Gundam with poor captions: You're kidding. You don't seriously believe those Vulcans will penetrate God's armor?
A picture of a TV paused on Mobile Suit Gundam where the captions are pretty bad. Instead of 'Mr. Bright, sir,' the line shows 'Mr. Brightside.'
A Pikachu in Pokemon Go wearing a red beret
A sticker with the word "reference" followed by a version of that word with separated syllables
It's a knife. I don't know anything about knives so I can't describe it well. Somewhat ornate handle but rusty and not super sharp-looking. Have not tested.
Flag officers exchange confused looks after Kirk claims being able to do something at one to the fourth power
Headline stating "at least two dead after thunderous explosion at nursing home" with an unrelated picture of Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg
A screencap from Final Fantasy 10 where a child tells the player character "I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up," except the word blitzball has been replaced with spirit bomb.
cursive text: no furbys on premesis.
A partial screenshot of a text message with the words "Law enforcement is responding to an active incident in the area of XX. Stay indoors, lock doors and windows, and avoid the area until further notice."
A partial screenshot from the Fitbit app showing a period of intense activity, earning 50 active zone minutes
A screencap of Captain Kirk and Khan during a fight scene in the episode Space Seed. The Kirk stunt double's face is clearly visible.
A partial screenshot from New York Times Game's Connections Bot showing some A.I.-powered guesses for what the user was thinking when mistakenly putting four unconnected words together. One suggestion is stone, grape, berry, and plum are all produce with seeds.
a lapel pin with the bard iconography from Final Fantasy 14
Ralph going headfirst through the Simpsons' living room window and then saying "I'm a brick!"
Final Fantasy 14 waymarks placed in such a way to be read as "DICBAG"
A photo of Tramell Tillman with the headline "Tramell Tillman on Severance Delays, Coming Out as Gay and Tom Cruise"
My character on the Shagcoat Cat mount, which is basically a giant Maine coon.
A new mount in Final Fantasy 14. It's a big, dumb cat.
City of Wichita logo
Final Fantasy XIV shirt featuring multiple characters from the game with the words The Scions of the Seventh Dawn
A view towards a high ceiling. An exit sign is barely visible from this awkward angle.
A screenshot of the NewsBank database showing an article from the Philadelphia Inquirer called Summer Reading List for 2025
A screenshot from The Simpsons with a fake caption where a character says, 'Well, back in my day we had a thing called 6 second videos.'
A view through some brush of a red fox sitting next to a shed
The Cloud of Darkness from Cloud of Darkness Chaotic Alliance Raid.
A tweet from a photojournalist says: "From the outside it looks like another house here in Crown Heights, but Saturday night this newly listed @Airbnb was a party spot, then, early Sunday morning it was a murder scene. The neighborhood? Furious that the owner would let something like this shake their community."
A can labeled "Coors Banquet: America's Fine Light Beer." Possibly from the 1950s?
A bullet, I guess. I don't know much about ammunition. (1/2)
Sean Lock from 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown saying, "That's a challenging wank."
Seven packages labeled in both English and French. In English, one of the packages says: "Each packet of 9 fortified food bars provides 3600 Kcal (15,460 KJ). Offers maximum survival capacity with drinking water restriction under all environmental conditions. Eat these food bars per person per day. Replace within 5 years of manufacturing date."
A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV at the end of a trial indicating an unlocked achievement called Lifer I
Screenshot of the headline "Ohio State Quarterback Will Howard Believes Only Way to Send Himself, Buckeye Seniors Out is with National Tit"
A big ol' orange fluffy chonk-asaurus on top of a keyboard
A partial screenshot from the PlayStation app shows the two most recently played games are both Final Fantasy XIV. One has been played for 2517 hours and the other for 969 hours. That's 145 days.
A screenshot of a Newsweek headline: Joe Biden Bites Several Babies at Halloween Event
Two wall-mounted signs inside a gas station. One reads "men" while the other reads "lottery ticket reader."
A screenshot from the New York Times Spelling Bee game. The word that was attempted was ROBOT HAM. Not in word list, sadly.
Hodge said that while he thinks the possible new ordinances are a good idea, he's like to see the city be compassionate toward the volatile community, and provide them with other opportunities. "If someone's homeless, there's no law against that. That's somebody we want to show compassion and help relaunch, but you also can't count on public property or private property illegally, so I know that the city's considering how they want to approach that," Hodge said. "We want to bring a solution as we provide the rescue and the emergency overnight shelter."
The same scoreboard incorrectly has Colorado listed as both teams.
A scoreboard at a basketball arena incorrectly has the same name listed for both teams.
A screenshot from the beach at Mist in Final Fantasy 14 where many players are floating in the water, some face down.
Some conversation in the chat window of Final Fantasy 14 as some players realize they've been matched in a party with a player using the name Student Loans