Jennifer Goodland

@libraryjenn.bsky.social

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FIGHT FOR GOOD. Neurospicy librarian; Olympic hopeful but BOYCOTT LA ‘28!!! Lazy, but bad at it. Tell me why you’re DMing me if you expect a response. Content: obscure primary sources, #ALA. Mocking my horse, #GarbageMare.

A very very long ribbon rack for an ALA conference badge. Last ribbon says “I’m here for the ribbons.”
STOP LOOKING PROUD OF YOURSELF, HORSE. (A bay mare looks bright-eyed through a fence.)
A velociraptor head
A lonely carton of milk in the road
Seats from the first level at Wrigley for no reason other than I was nice?
Wrigley Field, the ivy is green, the Cubs are playing
A woman in a yellow jacket presents a slide on the Shera Awards
Three pairs of Converse hi-tops and a badge with a lot of ribbons
Workers pouring little bottles of peroxide into the Reflecting Pool
Monday, June 29 2:30 pm - 3:30 pm W184ABC “That Guy”: Addressing patron sexual harassment in reference services Or, why it feels so creepy that someone keeps calling and asking us to describe our feet. #ALAAC26
Sunday, June 28 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm W194B rusa president’s program AI in Reference presents: For Better Or Worse, ‘Til Tech Do Us Part
Saturday, June 27 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm Marriot Marquis, Physiology room Virtual Reference Services presents: Reference Roundup! Yee-haw! My reign of terror as chair begins. Plus, we talk about libchat data! #ALAAC26
Saturday, June 27, 9 am - 10 am: Library Research Round Table, Jesse H. Shera Awards! Come and celebrate the best in the year's emerging library research! #ALAAC26
Planner with stickers reading “If you think I’m cool now wait until you see my spreadsheets” and “#REF!”
Stories of America, 1927. “What the younger generation will do or fail to do, I know not and I dare not even indulge in any predictions. These strange children of the post-war period are all around us. They are noisy and gawky and often they are exceedingly irritating. But they have one enormous advantage over those who have gone before: they are possessed of a streak of realism which makes them look with cool and defiant eyes upon the immeasurable machinations of deceit and bunk which clutter up the ancient language and turn it into the rubbish pile of past ages.”
The book “Parenting for Primates”
Will Forte as Ted Turner riding a big fake bison for the Conan O’Brien show
A sock puppet with a cardigan
nycmayor Instagram account spotlighting the garment district workers in lieu of the Met Gala
Director of Machine Maintenance at Michigan Turkey Producers, an actual posting recommended by Indeed for higher education management professionals
Life-sized velicoraptor selfie
A picture of our President. Wait, no, it’s a horse shedding her winter coat
A small selection of the Indiana Hoosiers merch I got JUST TODAY
A stray bull eating out of her hay shed and the horse is cool with it
INDIANA ARE NATIONAL FOOTBALL CHAMPS?!!!!!
Paint and sip!
The Breaking Bad Car Wash!
Red Corona 4 typewriter
If you Take a Mouse to the Movies; How the Grinch Stole Christmas; The Polar Express; Blood Meridian
A huge stack of paper bags.
A life-sized Lego Batman decorated with lights
A lil Snickers dude observing his handiwork.
A gingerbread dude with little red blood sprinkles coming from his head
A shitty gingerbread house (condemned)
A Tim Burton-themed department
A meme asking if John Lennon was stupid because he died at the John Lennon Murder Site, because why would you go to a site that was named after the fact that you were going to be murdered there.
A blue heeler enjoying ice cream on a patio.
Long boopable snoot of a blue heeler. Also, a coward who hates the outdoors. DEFECTIVE DOG.
Students attempting to put granny panties on a cow
People sign up to read the Constitutiin aloud.
A bay horse and her three chickens WHERE. WHERE IS SHE GETTING ALL THESE BIRDS. MADAM THIS IS NOT AN AVIARY.
Chickens clucking indignantly
A cake made of peanuts, pinto beans, and the desire to SPIT IN THE EYES OF GOD
Big old scratch on the side of my truck
Three mystery chickens in a gross horse pen I AM CLEANING IT RIGHT NOW
Three women with hoops representing the ground, the living things, and the pollen, dancing to restore balance to the earth.
A hand holding a bunch of beets in a paper bag