Liam

@lidget.bsky.social

307 Followers 263 Following

I'm not interested in fun, I had enough of that in 1958 when I got stuck in a lift with a hula hoop salesman. Depressed, sober and exhausted.

Mirror selfie of me in a dark red long sleeved shirt and tan trousers. I am barefoot to excite perverts on the Internet
Home Bargains exterior and car park
Brown striped cat cuddling Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle
Cats tail protruding from betwixt sofa cushions
Photo of my TV showing the tv programme Countdown. Rachel Riley is standing in front of the board with blue and white letters spelling out Louchest
Moderation screen showing #fcf muted
Cat looking at an egg custard
Can of peroni 0.0 limone
Braveheart
Balthazar from Buffy. Massive haked fat guy in a jacuzzi
Pint of Lucky Saint AF beer on a pub table. In the background is a long bar with stools and a neon pigs head on the wall
Evil cat with its paws covering its eyes.
Robert Patrick in Peacemaker looking vaguely like a dishevelled Stewart Lee. If you squint. Probably not actually. Just me
Hideous blue onesie on a mannequin in a charity shop window. 5.95
Pack of jam tarts with strawberry, raspberry and apricot
Pint of lucky saint in a pub beer garden on a sunny day
Little sick with a score of 45
Cat laid on bed attacking a balled up pair of socks
Noun sense score of 697
My legs visable laying on bed with sleepy cat and laptop. Tv in background showing John Oliver
Cat perched on toilet cistern. She's looking at my soapy foot extended from the bath water contemplating attacking it through the shower screen
An I am sober screenshot showing a progress update of 18 months alcohol free and 10 months off cigs
Reduced loaf of purple warburtons mega thick toastie
Cat wedged in-between sofa cushions #caturday
Cat wedged between the 2 large sofa back cushions.
Kang and Kronos in ufo
Cat sat contentedly surrounded by shredded tissue paper
Half eaten packet of posh egg custards
Me looking tired and dishevelled and generally ill. Im wearing a red poorly jumper and red beenie
Pint of Guinness 0.0 in a sunny beer garden
Minute Cryptic clue 'Liam releases answer, declaring "oh, it's rather stretchy"'
A chocolate cookie held up in front of laptop and tv
Selfie of me laying on settee with cat in background. Im wearing a black hoodie and burgundy beanie. I look like shit
Bobby ball, 70s comedian stretches out his braces
Tweet of The Undertaker from wwe looking like Fraiser from the sitcom Fraiser. Tweet reads: Rules this is the worst idea youve ever had
Linda lonah tweet: Kettering wish I could be with you today sending all my (heart emoji) happy holidays
Gammon
A cat curled up in the opening of a pair of joggers.
Idleon screenshot showing "this game is all I have" carved into a rock
25 packets of nacho seasoning yellow stickered to 4p each
A picture of a beryl bike on top of a bus shelter taken from the leeds subreddit
Mr motivater and Beverly callard
Me looking squinty eyed with a beautiful blue sky and sunshine behind me
A stripy cat on the back of a sofa with a feather toy around her neck
A packet of 9 lemon curd tarts being held up. In the background are my leg and foot in very colourful clothing
Mirror selfie. Im wearing blue jeans, light grey jumper with blue tee underneath and red had
An I Am Sober milestones showing 9 months off cigarettes badge
Another cookie
A chocolate chip cookie held up. In the background is a laptop and tv
Selfie with fake smile and dead eyes. Im sat on a gray sofa wearing a black beanie and chunky red jumper.
A pint of Guinness 0.0 on a pub table
Yellow sticker ben and Jerry's for 1.86
Packet of chocolate wafers
Cereal isle of Home Bargains displaying Cookie Pillows and Marsh Mallows Pool Party.
A curled up ball of brown fur. Sleeping cat
Blur parklife video screenshot
A reduced raspberry cheesecake