Maj

@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app

11499 Followers 3460 Following

Dad, He/Him, Knicks fan, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA. Icarus in increments, sometimes I put wings on...

Dean browning tweeting how he's a black gay guy & bashing Obama. Slight problem. Dean is straight & white. He got caught politically catfishing on main.
Barron Trump
Dave Chappelle mushing a woman away from him
Ken Paxton at a podium talking while surrounded by numerous sheriffs wearing the same cowboy hat.
A pic I took of Itty Bitty in a dress holding her iPad & wearing headphones
Man being bit by woman vampire. His eyes are in the back of his head.
Bart gets pulled away from the family picture.
A text box showing hit points. The attacks are “Slur” & “Cuss”
Moto Razr 60 ultra in a Clicks keyboard case.
My Memoji where I’m wearing a black blazer with a red V neck. My facial expression is me eyeing you across the bar.
Me taking a reflection selfie in a WAWA window.
Kyle fake laughing as Overton looks on.
MarkWayne Mullin cowering in fear on Jan 6th
Moneybags from monopoly with his hands out and his pockets out of his pants
A screenshot of Imani’s skeet getting flagged for “intolerance” with her response being “This post getting an intolerance label is hilarious” The skeet says “Still think we should float cis white dudes out to sea on a barge. It’s the only way.”
Me & Itty bitty with our hands up.
Caption says "This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it" and it actually does look like that.
Michael Jackson with a disgusted look on his face.
A sink outside of a door. Let that sink in.
Stan from South Park looking in disbelief at you with his hand on a video game wheel while Sonic on the TV does the same thing.
Eugene from Hey Arnold throwing tomatoes.
Me looking out the window with my reflection in the side view mirror.
Me & Shy Girl in monochrome.
Man passing you a blunt.
Selfie of me in a cream & white striped button up, tigers eye beaded necklace, beaded & leather bracelets & sunglasses.
Drake loses $1m bet on mcgregor fight.
The NWO Hollywood Hogan title with Hulk Hogans face on it.
Nancy Mace tweeting a picture of a tray full of beans and Kyle Kulinski quote tweeting “That’s A lot of beans, you nasty ass bitch”
Big Fend funeral meme where he’s in a suit outside a funeral with the caption “I stopped by one of my biggest haters funeral today just to make sure that nigga was dead.”
Thragg bitch slapping mark in monochrome. Above Thragge says death. Above mark says Lindsey Graham
Bryon Noem with fake breasts under his shirt as he duckfaces. His dog has its head peaking out looking just as puzzled as we are by what it’s seeing.