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Owned and operated by a consortium of dorks, just not the consortium of dorks who own the Seattle Mariners. No bits, no jokes, Felix forever.

I've thought long and hard about WATCHING THE MARINERS and I've decided it's not something I need to do
Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All day I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.
Clive Owen going on a fool’s errand (scoring a 4th run with Edgar and Dan)
ROB HAS FALLEN.
Oh no!!!
Dad!
Deal Man and Rob at odds with one another
ROB
HOLY, HOLY, HOLY, LORD ROB ALMIGHTY
Ben Gibbard’s fault.
BEN GIBBARD’S FAULT
ROB 2.0
Perry Hill taking credit for whatever he does
R.O.B. Really Outstanding Batter
RHP George Kirby mowing through the lineup of the Arizona Diamondbacks (colorized)
PECOTA & FanGraphs win projections of the Seattle Mariners. Who are in first place.
ROB. HE’S HITTIN’
ROB’S STONKS
ROB!
Scott’s Tots
AHHHHHHHHHH
EVER DREAM THIS MAN! (Photo of Deal Man) Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams. If this man appears in your dreams too, or if you have any information that can help us identify him, please contact us.
Oh no, ROB!
KEFKAE You're way off!!!! Where're you aiming?!
The salmon who should be sacrificed asking Rob Refsnyder what’s wrong with him?
AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHhhh!!!!!!
Dril Tweet turning a big dial taht says "ROB!!!" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
Rob! No!! No!
Doctor Kirbtavius is unrecognizable
Dave Sims victory post
LASTROS
Rob!
Aaron Goldsmith bullying you for being bad at Jeopardy.
THROUGH THEIR FIRST 115 CAREER GAMES, THESE TWO MARINER 2B SENSATIONS EACH TALLIED EXACTLY 62 SINGLES AND 7 HR.
Jerry Dipoto showing up to the funeral for the Astros.
ROBERT
Live look at George tonight
DUMB MARINER WIN WARNING A Dumb Win Warning is issued when a dumb win is happening or about to happen Immediately seek shelter in your safe place! Take Action!
DUMB MARINER WIN WATCH A Dumb Win Watch is issued when a dumb win is possible Know your safe place (a local brewery, basement, interior hall away from televisions). Be ready to act quickly if a Warning is issued. Be Prepared!
The Giant Mariners Fan: It is happening again… It is happening again,
EMERSON HANCOCK. LASER EYES. REPENT.
Please Do NOT Stir Me Up with Cole Young Discourse When you do I hit my head on the glass and if I keep doing it I will die.
TIM BECKHAM A.L. PLAYER OF THE WEEK
Dan Wilson, disgruntled at the associate pastor filling in for the big guy.
ROB!
Tom Murphy giving a thumbs down to the Mariners.