Light Thief Productions

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Independent Philadelphia based Production company providing digital event, news, and live event services

strategic. 🧠💪 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Lt. Cmdr. R (DOD UNDIS): noted. Contingency update in progress. Will hold for realignment once priorities stabilize. JD: Uh… He also wants to know if we can sanction Jackie Chan “just to get people’s attention.” 🪦 Brian Hughes (Jeffery Goldberg): uh, guys… hi… reporter from The Atlantic here... again. Still in this thread somehow. just... wow. Brian Hughes (Jeffery Goldberg): ... Brian Hughes (Jeffery Goldberg): guys? Brian Hughes (Jeffery Goldberg): Ok... I'm publishing this one too Hegseth: ✈️🦅 Freedom Hornet formation inbound 💥🇺🇸
Navarro: This is it. Tariff hammer 🔨 + carrier movement 🌊 = Beijing folds. Xi needs soybeans more than we need iPhones. 💥💥💥 Hegseth: OP name Freedom Trident 🦅🔱. or Enduring Triton. Maybe leaflet drops on their shipyards? WWII-style, with QR codes? We jam them first, then bam! 💥 OPTICS. 💪 Mike Waltz: QR codes are a cyber risk and not a strategy. Ka$sh Patel: This is what happens when you read Tom Clancy instead of a briefing. SS Miller: Pete, it’s 2025. No leaflets. ⚡⚡
Screenshot of Financial Times headline: Elon Musk's X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround
Tesla owners are now racing to trade in their cars before insurance companies make them uninsurable. One dealership employee posted, "We’ve had five people try to offload their Teslas today. One guy straight up said, ‘I don’t care about the loss — I just need it gone before my insurance drops me.’" This isn’t just a boycott. This is the collapse of Tesla’s resale market.
Facebook post from group "Did Silicon Valley Reinvent the Bus Again?" Carlo Simoni - August 9, 2024 "This is satire for now" Picture post of a satire news page with headline Elon Musk threatens to sue anyone who doesn't buy a Tesla Cybertruck Photo of Elon Musk in front of a Tesla Cybertruck Satire article with fake quote at the end: "if billions of people don't buy the Cybertruck, it's tantamount to an illegal boycott"
Truth Social post: @realDonaldTrump "As I made clear during my Joint Address to Congress, the United States strongly supports the people of Greenland's right to determine their own future. We will continue to KEEP YOU SAFE, as we have since World War II. We are ready to INVEST BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to create new jobs and MAKE YOU RICH – And, if you so choose, we welcome you to be a part of the Greatest Nation anywhere in the World, the United States of America!"
Screenshot of social media post: Header: "For psychopaths like Elon using a kid as a human shield is not a big deal. All true cowards hide behind children." Nefarious Filth Bird @sasquatch_god: "I want to stress that Musk is genuinely using his kid as a human shield. He wears a Kevlar vest every time he is out in public and makes sure to always carry his kid at his only exposed area (head) when exiting planes, on the tarmac, leaving buildings, anytime he is exposed."
Dear Democrats, Do not let yourselves be defined by the rantings of the right. You were never "locked in a circle" - they are. You were never just a tool of elites - they are. You were never guilty of being "too radical" or " too left-wing" - trust me, I'm Australian, and even our depressingly centrist Labor party that can't seem to say "No" to a single fossil fuel project would have Velveeta Voldemort and minions foaming at the mouth and screaming "But that's Communism!" - if they ever bothered to notice its policies and actions, which of course they don't. Be who you are and be better at it. Empower unions, equalise the economy, protect the people, protect the environment. You don't need to re-shape yourselves to please ranting tight-wingers. The current regime is doing your campaigning for you. You're going to find a whole lot of FAFO voters who thought VV and crew would harm all the people they'd been taught not to like, and have discovered, to their shock, that *they* are the DEI hires, that *they* and their needs are the "waste" being cut, and all to make the richest people in the world even richer. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3468805190012428/posts/4506941356198801/?comment_id=4507109936181943
Altered screen shot of two Star Trek Pakled characters made to look similar to Donald Trump and JD Vance with the text "Him not wear suit" over the Trump character and "Why you not wear suit" under the JD Vance character.
The DOGE dog head behind the "no" symbol with the text "No DOGE" under on an atmospheric abstract background of grey and blue.
Propaganda style poster with a fist holding a marionette frame. Words in bold red and black above reading "Act Now Say no to Billionaire Puppeteers!"