Ant 🐜

@likethebug.co.uk

328 Followers 130 Following

He/him. A humble bard stumbling through life. Often stressed, always funny x

Screenshot showing “Cash: £0.01”
Photo of the Nintendo switch store with the Portal Companion Collection for ÂŁ3.37
A targeted Instagram ad with a photo of a man facing the camera. Sat slouched. Legs open and holding a microphone. Looking sweaty. It reads “Like ASMR. But it gets you off.”
Mr bean doing the Mr bean face
Cricket on a big screen in the grass
Taurus sun (Moss Estate), Aquarius Moos (Cool Circuit), Aries Rising (Torchlight Red), Aries Venus (Spiced Coral)
Photo of the two queens on Virgin Island who just get off with each other each episode
A cow’s head drawn on a cardboard box. The mouth is cut out and a human mouth is there
Mr bean doing mr bean face
“I know what you are” dog meme
Virgin Island. The subtitles say “I’m really tight. I’m really, like, anxious “
Decade old ÂŁ20 Argos fan blowing right at me.
A screenshot of a Grindr notification reading: “Hello Ant I’m Rob you seem like a very nice guy maybe we can chat and get acquainted?”
Madonna, back on the Grindr grid haunting us all
Me looking FIT back when I was a young, fresh faced twink
WET.
Screenshot showing various Monzo pots gaining interest
“This one. I hate it and I can’t read it when it’s small and on a super coloured background”
Airbnb emailing me with the subject like “Guests like you love Maspalomas”
Emma D’arcy, I think? They’re out standing in a field
Screenshot of Monzo with Jack charging me £2.50 with the label “McFlurry you prick” and then doing the poo emoji to say thanks
Apple Health showing my 4hrs 16mins of sleep last night
Me, drunk and saying something to Wil. Who knows what it was. Not me.
A screenshot of a Slack message that reads “ant could you dump your logs for me pls :)”
That taxidermy fox meme
Me and Tom. Tom is looking youthful and lively. I am looking less youthful than previous years but still hanging on
Me and Wil looking fresh faced and youthful. Wil still looks youthful.
Me and Connor looking young and full of life. Connor still looks young, but…
Me and Adam looking very young and full of life
Apple Watch screenshot saying: Global Running Day Challenge. On 3 June, the world runs as one. This Global Running Day, record a running workout of at least 5K to earn this award. Use the Workout app or any app that records workouts to Health.
Stupid screenshot of my stupid iPhone telling me I have no stupid iCloud storage left so my iPhone hasn’t been backed up for 2 weeks
Screenshot of Apple Health sleep page saying 5hrs 48mins asleep. There’s a LOT of little orange spikes which means wake-ups
Me on my knees, head back, eyes closed, mouth open as bottles of baileys and kahlua are poured into my mouth.
Screenshot of a Spotify thing saying the first song I listened to on Spotify was “Everyone Is Gay” by A Great Big World on 21 June 2014
Me being 0.01s off of the timing for a beat game
Lamppost with the label “CP30” on it
No idea what it is. It looks like a bald gerbil that’s part horse but also has really big bulging eyes. He’s nibbling on pepper.
Apple Maps directions saying “Bear right”
Pepsi max babyyyyy
A screenshot of a WhatsApp group. The group icon is the Pepsi logo with “PEPSI” replaced by “BEPIS”. The latest message is my asking “was it the same price as a can?”
Squirrel with a gun.
Notification from Calm Sleep saying “your bed is calling. Before you crawl under the covers, try a breathing exercise to relax and wind down”