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Purple prose spouting muppet ☄️🪻 | 20s | Leftist | 🥄 | Neurodivergent ♾️ | Neptunic enby in a qpr with a man 🩶🏳️‍🌈 | Mediocre cinephile | Multifandom Perpetually in some state of aaaaaaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAA https://lilacprose.carrd.co/

A picrew showing an orange backpack with LGBTQ+ patches. Next to the bag are: House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, a black sketchbook, a library card, a pair of green headphones, a smartphone, a black wallet, a bottle of water, a European passport, a black fineliner, black wired earphones, a phone charger, a muesli bar, coloured pencils, a few Euro banknotes, a bottle of sunscreen, a strip of tablets (painkillers), a bottle of hand sanitizer, a face mask, and a blue inhaler.
The recent activity tab on a Letterboxd account. The films are from left to right: 1. Moulin Rouge! (2001) by Baz Luhrmann, awarded 3½ stars. 2. The Sheep Detectives (2026) by Kyle Balda, awarded 3½ stars. 3. Pulp Fiction (1994) by Quentin Tarantino, awarded 2 stars. 4. The Substance (2024) by Coralie Fargeat, awarded 2½ stars.
A picture of Copito laying down on brown carpet. Copito is a white cat with green eyes. His head is tilted a little to the right, and he is looking at something just a little below the camera.
"Are you an extrovert?" bingo card. Row 1: replies instantly, loves group projects, always says hi first, makes friends fast, social butterfly. Row 2: hates silence, talks to cashiers, over shares, has multiple friend groups, calls over texts. Row three: loves small talk, barely goes out alone, a blank, hates staying home, loves festivals. Row four: random compliments, says "let's hang out", tells long stories, smiles at strangers, last to leave. Row 5: always says yes to invitations, talks with hands, hates eating alone, gets FOMO, remembers names.
"Are you an extrovert?" bingo card. Row 1: replies instantly, loves group projects, always says hi first, makes friends fast, social butterfly. Row 2: hates silence, talks to cashiers, over shares, has multiple friend groups, calls over texts. Row three: loves small talk, barely goes out alone, a blank, hates staying home, loves festivals. Row four: random compliments, says "let's hang out", tells long stories, smiles at strangers, last to leave. Row 5: always says yes to invitations, talks with hands, hates eating alone, gets FOMO, remembers names. The blank, "overshares", and "tells long stories" have been coloured magenta.
A close up of Mickey Milkovich's left hand. His knuckles day "U - U P". The letters have very clearly been drawn on with a marker.
Slices of roasted za'atar eggplant on top of a portion of couscous with pomegranate seeds, cilantro, and tahini honey sauce.
A picrew picture of a figure seated on a sidewalk. Their knees are pulled up to their chest. Their hair is brown and buzzed. They are wearing black glasses, striped trousers, and a battle jacket.
My result on the hot-crazy scale. It shows that I'm at about 6,1 on the y-axis (crazy), and 7,5 on the x-axis (hot).
Jumin Han and Zen (Hyun Ryu) from Mystic Messenger. The ship is known as Juzen, Zumin, Zenmin, and Juminzen
A picture I took of my 1999 Witch's Cat Furby Buddy "Wick". The Furby is being held up in front of a large beech tree with many branches twisting up towards the sky.
A picture of a Daniel Howell poster on the floor.
A picture of Violet Chachki in a light blue corset and lingerie. Her back is towards the camera and her hands are on her butt. The right half of her face is visible over her shoulder.
Two posters on a white door. The left is a Daniel Howell poster from the We're All Doomed Tour. The right is a Crank Gameplays 10 Year Anniversary poster which has been signed by Ethan himself.
One of the promotional posters for "Mickey 17" by Bong Joon Ho. It shows at least 14 versions of Robert Pattinson climbing out of a fiery hole.
A picture of a light purple, shimmery fairy wing against a greyish, lavender background.
A picture of one of my bookcases. It's a white and orange Billy IKEA bookcase, and mostly contains fantasy books, a couple of teacups, and a bunch of assorted knick-knacks.
"The Feather Thief: Beauty, Obsession, and the Natural History Heist of the Century" by Kirk Wallace Johnson
A picture of someone wearing white trousers with black strips, chunky red and blue sneakers, a red baby tee with a rabbit on it, a red choker, black sunglasses, a black shoulder bag, and a red baret.
A gif from Chants of Sennaar in which the player character pets a cat.
An okapi. The photo is focussed on the animal's head while it is facing the camera.
A drawing of Faith Lehane and Buffy Summers from Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Buffy is straddling one of Faith's thighs and applying lipstick to Faith's lips while holding onto Faith's throat. The background consists of water colour paint in the colours of the bisexual flag. Buffy and Faith are surrounded by blurry doodles of Faith's knife, violets, a sugar heart, and post it notes with quotes from the show. The quotes are "Really, we're just good friends" from S3E7 and "I'm just keepin' her warm for ya" from S3E17.
Cordelia Chase with "The Rachel" haircut that was oh so popular in the 90s. It's a layered, shaggy shoulder length bob.
A picture of golden fireworks against a night sky. The lighting makes the smoke and sparks coming off of them look purple. Picture first uploaded by Eleonore Bridge to her blog in 2017.
Marcia Overstrand from the Septimus Heap book series by Angie Sage.
A Letterboxd recent activity tab. The films are, from left to right: – Backrooms (2026) by Kane Parsons, awarded 2½ stars – Obsession (2025) by Curry Barker, awarded 4½ stars – Dust Bunny (2025) by Bryan Fuller, awarded 3 stars – Jennifer's Body (2009) by Karyn Kusama, awarded 4 stars (a rewatch).
A Mystic Messenger title screen CG. All the dateable characters are standing in a half circle in front of two doors. The order is, from left to right: Zen, 707, Yoosung, Jaehee, Ray, V, Jumin.
Copito (a white cat with green eyes) is laying on some brown carpet.
T'Nia Miller as Hannah Grose in The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
A catfish emerges from a stream to very politely eat some kibble off a spoon.
A screenshot of an Ellipsus document. It reads: "Naturally, Assistant Kang had shown Jumin a picture of the place before his arrival. A flawed approach. Pictures only catered to one’s sight, and thus often hid the imperfections other senses could pick up on. A wet, sticky breeze, like being coughed on continuously. The rattling sound of antiquated ceiling fans. The dusty smell of constantly running dehumidifiers. It was a disgrace. Summer was months away and the current temperature was not unusual for April, but the walls of the building wept. Water and heat wafted off of them, bleeding through the cracks in the pewter-grey paint. It would all have been manageable, were it not for the simpering prison governor walking in front of him. The man was of a similar age — maybe in his early thirties — but he was significantly shorter, walking at a pace that had Jumin holding himself back every three strides or so."
A picture of a well-groomed white, Persian cat with blue eyes and a pink nose.
A 2025 Mystic Messenger title screen which consists of Zen holding a void-eyed demon which is supposed to be Elizabeth III: a cat. The cat's anatomy does not make sense, there are random belt pieces and necklaces that seem to be attached to nothing hanging off of Zen's outfit, and the background seems to be an unclear mess of random stage light shapes.
"JJ" from The Ssum. He was heavily implied to be another secret identity of Vanderwood's.
A brass coloured five-pointed metal star hanging from the ceiling. The metal is woven together like a lattice, so the star has tiny holes and heart-shaped patterns.
A collage of whimsigoth related items set against a dark blue background. It includes a crystal ball, candles, a full moon, and several items with sun, crescent moon, or star patterns, amongst other things.
A woman making a peace sign with her hand and waving it around. As soon as she pauses to look at the camera and smile, the image fades to black. This is captioned with the text "bye faggots".
A picture of an ear with 3 lobe piercings (2 hoops and 1 stud), a conch piercing (hoop), and a flat helix (stud).
Results to a quiz. "Your results: 88% woke, 12% chud. 34% techbro, 66% neo-luddite. 41% hopepilled, 59% doomer. 69% Davos, 31% Dubai."
A picture of this account's user. Their face has been obscured with a sun 🌞 emoji. There is a grey pigeon perched on their shoulder looking at the camera.
A picture of a bowl of very oily, brown vegetable soup. In it there are bits of fried tofu, red bell pepper, onion, garlic, tenderstem broccoli, and fried bean sprouts floating around.
A tiermaker list. Tier 1, dark green, "THE BEST AROUND": Penny. Tier 2, light green, "Only peak when it's gay": Haley, Leah, Alex. Tier 3, light yellow, "hiiiiiiiiii <3": Sebastian. Tier 4, dark yellow, "Cuties": Abigail, Shane, Sam. Tier 5, orange, "let's stay friends": Emily, Maru, Elliott. Tier 6, red, "NO": Harvey.
The non-binary flag. Four horizontal stripes. The first is bright yellow. The second is white. The third is purple. The fourth is black.
A picture of Copito laying down and looking at the camera. Copito is a short haired white cat with light green eyes and a pink nose.
Coco from Witch Hat Atelier excitedly running around her room, jumping up and down, and hitting the pillow on her bed.
Some wispy clouds during a sunrise. The sky fades from a deep ochre yellow at the bottom into a bright blue at the top.
"Lempicka Homme" by Lolita Lempicka. It comes in a dark blue, rectangular bottle. The top notes are anise, liquorice root, wormwood and ivy. The middle notes are sugar, rum, almond, violets, rose water, orange water, and some woody notes. The base notes are vanilla, musk, cedar, and labdanum. This is genuinely one of the most unique and comforting fragrances I've ever smelt. The feminine version is also really nice.
Finnick Odair from The Hungers. This picture is a screenshot from one of the Hunger Games films in which Finnick is portrayed by Sam Claflin.
Megara from Disney's Hercules (1997)
A screenshot of the recent activity tab on Letterboxd. It shows from left to right: - Call Me Chihiro (2023) by Rikiya Imaizumi, awarded 3/5 stars - The Wild Robot (2024) by Chris Sanders, awarded 4/5 stars - Amadeus (1984) by Milos Forman, awarded 4/5 stars - 10Dance (2025) by Keishi Otomo, awarded 2/5 stars
A picture of Katara followed by the text: Lilac. Waterbender. A Waterbender embraces fluidity, intuition, and empathy, navigating complex situations with grace by understanding the emotions of those around them. What's your bending destiny? avatarstudiosoffical.com/quiz
A screenshot from Genshin Impact of Navia and Clorinde. Clorinde is looking at fireworks in the sky. Navia appears to be looking at Clorinde, but her eyes are hidden behind sunglasses so we can't be sure.
A grid with favourite characters, regions and elements within Genshin Impact. The first row reads as follows; - region: Nod Krai - element: Cryo - pyro: Mavuika - hydro: Yelan - electro: Ororon The second row reads; - cryo: Charlotte - dendro: Nefer - geo: Noëlle - fav male character: Dainsleif - fav female character: Nefer The third toe reads; - fav Fatui: Wanderer/Scaramouche - character u want: Navia - fav design: Navia - fav weekly boss: Signora - anemo: Ifa
A recent activity tab on Letterboxd. From left to right it shows: - Vampire in Brooklyn by Wes Craven (1995), awarded 2/5 stars. - Do Revenge by Jennifer Kaytin Robinson (2022), awarded 3/5 stars. - Lust For A Vampire by Jimmy Sangster (1971), awarded 3½/5 stars. - This Is I by Yusaku Matsumoto (2026, awarded 3/5 stars.
An image of a grid showing Genshin Impact characters. From left to right it goes as follows: Your Favourite Character - Nefer Who You Started For - Yelan Your Most Used Character (All-Time) - Kaeya Your Preferred DPS - Flins Your Preferred Support - Columbina Your Favourite Archon - Mavuika Your Favourite Design - Navia A Character You Warmed Up To - Lauma Shared Birthday Month - Freminet Shared MBTI - Ororon Who You Find Relatable - Ororon Who You Would Get Along With - Thoma Your Latest Character - Chevreuse A Character You're Looking Forward To - Dainsleif Your Least Favourite Character - Venti
The spines of a Jane Austen book set. For some incomprehensible, godforsaken reason the lettering on the spine of Mansfield Park has been shifted about 1 ½ centimetres to the left, so the name of the author and the title of the book do not align with the other books'.
A picture of a really sad looking grey and white tabby cat sitting outside in a patch of grass.
A picture of three rolled up pancakes on a white plate. These three pancakes have a lot more texture to them, as if the batter bubbled while frying.
A picture of a small, but smooth pancake in a frying pan. The outer part of the pancake is a nice golden brown, as is the very center. The space in-between the two has formed an asymmetrical ring which is a lighter colour.
A picture of a very smooth pancake in a frying pan.