Kelly Edwards ⚕️🚑

@lime.bsky.social

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Practicing emergency medicine in rural hospitals, developing nations, and disasters. Reformed Cyclist. Coffee Enthusiast. Book Nerd. Travel junkie. Recovering Paramedic & ED Nurse. Still an 80s punk. Mistakes were made. Bitter to the end.

Pic captioned “I’m in!” With a background of a dirt road in Kansas and the Unbound Gravel logo.
Photo of me in front of the AMTC logo.
Banner at the Emergency Nurse Association conference. It says “Tenacity - emergency nursing 2025” with the ENA in tenacity highlighted.
The classic “I’m in danger” Simpsons meme.
A portable xray machine that has had stick in googly eyes put on it just above the screen.
Photos of a rosy beef sandwich, Reese’s peanut butter pretzels and a diet Sunkist soda on an emergency room work station desk.
Image of Dr. Robby saying “Fucking Dr Google bullshit” from the tv show The Pitt.
Screenshot of a protocol for using push dose and quick drip Norepi.
Picture of a German ambulance with the German word for ambulance on it - “Krakenwagen”
Screenshot of The Landlady of Pig Style Alley from Kung-Fu Hustle. She is a short-tempered, chain-smoking old woman who violently dominates both her husband and the slum residents but behind that false persona, she actually quite gentle and kind.
Image from the movie “The Matrix” of Neo dodging bullets.
Screenshot of a Facebook post from the hospital Bernard news describing how the hospital was attacked today by members of a game. Redding how hospital ours has been around and treated patients for many years and through earthquakes, disasters, and has never been attacked like this before.
The opening text crawl from Star Wars Episode 4 - A New Hope
Animated gif from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. A fast food worker is yelling “Come on polkie! Let’s burn this mother fucker down.”
Picture of a news article from a Haitian NewsRadio website. It says in Haiti, the United Nations ordered the evacuations of its personnel on Monday. Members of the United Nations staff were transported by helicopter to the Cap-Haitian airport and then left the country back plane.
Black and white photo of me in the ER, wearing a hoodie and looking tired.
The meme of James Franco in a noose, saying “First time? Huh?” He is looking at the viewer as if you are also about to be hanged.
Shot of an alley way in Port-au-Prince with refugees sleeping on the ground, many of them children. In this shot alone, there is around 50+ people.
A giant stuffed mofongo. A Puerto Rican food made of plantains that are mashed and then stuffed with pork.
Photo of a facade at Universal Orlando with the logo for Halloween Horror Nights projected on it.
Cover of “Where There Is No Doctor - A Village Healthcare Hanndbook”
Cover for the novel "Musashi" by Fiji Yoshikawa.
The classic Obi-Wan Kenobi meme. Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan with a confused look and the caption “visible confusion”
Cover of “Mosby’s Paramedic Textbook” the 1995 edition.
Cover for “The Cyclist’s Training Bible” by Joel Friel.
Cover of “The Rape of Nanking” by Iris Chang.
picture of a living statue performer.
Cover for the book “The Master of Go” by Yasunari Kawabata.
Cover for the graphic novel "Watchmen" by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.
Cover for “The Golden Spruce - A true story of myth, madness, and greed” by John Vailant
Cover of “Freedom in Exile: The Autobiography of The Dalai Lama”
Pic of a red panda somewhat obscured by leaves.
Cover for the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe
Cover for “1984” by Orwell.
Cover of “Foundation” by Isaac Asimov
Cover for Ray Bradbury’s “The Martian Chronicles”
Cover of the novel “the outsiders” by SE Hinton
Pic that displays that I was user 14,998. Part of the first 1%.
Tshirt that says “I’m very vulnerable right now if any goth girls would like to take advantage of me”
Book cover for “Island of the Sequined Love Nun” by Christoper Moore.
A purple icing covered Smore with an image of the Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on it.
Book cover for Mountains Beyond Mountains: The Quest of Dr. Paul Farmer, A Man Who Would Cure the World
Cover of the book “Dog in a Hat” by Joe Parkin. ‘An American bike racer’s story in Belgium’
The infamous meme of Spider-Man, pointing at another Spider-Man.
Meme comic titled 'how to adult'. Shows a person with the captions (and doing what the caption says) "shop for a new tie", then "Make macaroni", then "Do cardio". Then it cuts to the person sitting on a chair with the caption "Don't let the existential dread set in." Then a close up on the face captioned "Don't let it set in!". Then resumes to a caption of "Vacuum the rug".
A picture of a flyer for a $60 membership subscription plan for the Wake County EMS service. It is titled "In an emergency, the last thing you should worry about is paying for the ambulance. $60 per year covers your whole household." The person who originally posted this image, put their own caption on it saying "We live in a fucking dystopia. A subscription for EMS???"
The about to object, then realizing the person is right meme.
Mari, Dita von Teese, and Kelly.
Clip from social media that the Haitian Ministry of Health seized 29 units of blood at the border that are contaminated with either HIV or Hepatitis. Illegal blood smuggling remains a problem in Haiti.
Directive from the Florida Dept. of Health recommending against the covid-19 boosters for adults with several studies cited to back that recommendation.
A mannequin head used for medical staff to practice intubations that has been attached to a water jug pump using spare equipment.
Pic from above of five wild pink flamingoes flying.
A training mannequin and participants inserting a line into the femoral artery to do REBOA.
The Visible Confusion meme. Obi-wan (Evan McGregor) looking confused where the official subtitle from the movie says “visible confusion”.