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@limitlessjest.bsky.social

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Television writer (THE HUNTING WIVES on Netflix). Native American Media Alliance TV Lab Fellow. CRIMEWATCHERS podcast. Fluent in sincerity

David Rees' Get Your War On comic, #1. A man in office attire says into phone "oh yeah operation enduring freedom is in the house!" Similar man on other end of line says "operation enduring freedom is in the motherfucking house." First man says "yes operation enduring our freedom to bomb the living fuck out of you is in the house"
Tweet from limitlessjest from 2022 "A little treat I like to give myself is whenever I see the name Bari Weiss I say it in Borat voice"
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Latest episode of Las Culturistas features talk about The Hunting Wives
Incredible Lego building . Gorgeous and intricate
Tom cruise doing his thang in minority report
0.5 star review from rotten tomatoes that says "started out a decent show and quickly turned to nasty"
“Today, videos are made for 100 million people at a time — they have to hit the lowest common denominator,” Jain says. “A video made just for you or me is better than one made for two unrelated people. That’s the problem we’re trying to solve... My intention is to get to a place where two hours of video can be generated for every human every day.”
Screencap from georgeciveris IG story. Meme from Little Women of bob odenkirk hugging the little women that says "me watching the hunting wives" and he says "my hunting wives"
Pickle me some carrots baby Pickle me daikon Cucumbers, cilantro darling My jalapeño Slather on my mayonnaise Fill my baguette with pate Banh mi (banh mi) sandwich lunch Banh mi banh mi crackle crunch Banh mi (banh mi) when I dine I can eat banh mi all the time Banh mi
Half star user review of The Hunting Wives on Rotten Tomatoes. Vulgar viewing. I couldn't make it past the first 20 minutes of the first episode. In those 20 minutes a woman uses paper towels as a maxi pad, and makes eye contact with a young man while he is masterbating in front of his girlfriend. Gross.
The Starfish Story An old man was walking on the beach one morning after a storm. In the distance, he could see someone moving like a dancer. As he came closer, he saw that it was a young woman picking up starfish and gently throwing them into the ocean. "Young lady, why are you throwing starfish into the ocean?" "The sun is up, and the tide is going out, and if I do not throw them in they will die," she said. "But young lady, do you not realize that there are many miles of beach and thousands of starfish? You cannot possibly make a difference." The young woman listened politely, then bent down, picked up another starfish and threw it into the sea. "It made a difference for that one." - Adapted from the original by Loren Liseley
Malin Akerman seductively behind Brittany Snow who is staring forward, in a screencap from S1E4 of The Hunting Wives on Netflix. Snow is labeled "looking at the groceries I literally just bought," and Akerman is labeled "order pizza."
Malin Akerman as Margo Banks in the Hunting Wives looking fine as hell in a low cut one piece standing regally astride her jet ski in a lake saying "Ahoy, bitch. Where you been?"
Written by card for an episode of The Hunting Wives featuring my name
Callie in The Hunting Wives sitting in her car cussing herself out saying "fucking moron fucking idiot"
One star Rotten Tomatoes user review of The Hunting Wives (rated 75% fresh): "It's fictional real housewives soap opera with bad script. Rich white trash kind of show. These kind of shows have everything: sex, masturbation, drugs, murder, cheating, and 50 year old women sleeping with teenagers."
Malin Akerman's character Margo saying "I believe in doing whatever the fuck I want" to Brittany Snow's character Sophie in The Hunting Wives on Netflix
The Hunting Wives, a televison show i wrote for, is number four on the Netflix Top 10 tv shows list.
Coldplay CEO meme with Malin Akerman and Brittany Snow who play Margo and Sophie in The Hunting Wives
Malin Akerman busting it down sexual style as she teaches Brittany Snow how to handle a weapon
Beautiful yogurt dip with caramelized onion dip, sumac, cumin, dried mint, paprika, olive oil, and mint. Gorgeous pink beet yogurt dip with garlic walnuts and parsley. Delicious hummus topped with harissa
Dril tweet: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them""
Jared Harris' character in Chernobyl saying "WHAT IS THE COST OF LIES? IT'S NOT THAT WE'LL MISTAKE THEM FOR THE TRUTH. THE REAL DANGER IS THAT IFE HEAR ENOUGH LIES, THEN WE NO LONGER RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH AT ALL." - VALERY LEGASOV
My NYT 10 best movies of the 21st century ballot: Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Shoplifters, Children of Men, Fellowship of the Ring, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Spirited Away, Parasite, Tar, Phantom Thread, and 24 Hour Party People
Replicant being interviewed in Blade Runner
Nathan Fielder in The Rehearsal. He has his laptop on a rig strapped to his torso as he watches his twisted machinations play out with interest. A dark maestro
Tweet from limitlessjest (2018) that says "Cops are braver than troops because they get out of bed every day and fight Americans"
Madame Web
Jude Law as the young Pope lighting a heater
Tweet from @limitlessjest: JESUS: psst. hey. lemme get one of my hands free. i gotta scratch an itch ROMAN: ok ok quickly. quickly. i'm really not supposed to do this. He pulls the nail out of Jesus' right hand. Jesus scratches his crotch. He fondles his ball and starts jerking off ROMAN: man come on
Aleksander Skarsgard in Succession saying "I need a pain sponge."
picture of Madison square garden. Which is ROUND
It's always sunny In Philadelphia style title card that says "The gang grows coffee beans"
The U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Eastern District of Missouri this week authorized 23andMe to sell substantially all of its assets, including its database of genetic information. Though any potential buyer must agree to comply with 23andMe’s privacy policy, the uncertain future of the data has raised concerns about whether it could fall into the wrong hands.
A Swedish man known as “El Silencio” has been accused of running a global scam in which he sold Pablo Escobar-branded products — including cellphones, flamethrowers and cash — but never delivered them because they didn’t exist, authorities say. Olaf Kyros Gustafsson, 31, was extradited from Spain to Los Angeles, where he was arraigned Friday on a 115-count federal indictment alleging money laundering, wire fraud and mail fraud, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.
Google search for "bug gubbard" with results suggestions for "bug Gabbard" and pictures of some old guys
Penne noodles in a leftovers container with liquified fat and giant globs of melted cheese
Old guy from I think you should leave focus group sketch
Ivan Dochenko stepping to Kenny Powers
Jan 27, 2022 post from limitlessjest on the Nazi rag "X" formerly known as Twitter that says "McDonald's has served over 300 billion hamburgers. Deserves to at least be in the conversation for a Michelin star"
Post from limitlessjest of Eric Bogosian in Uncut Gems dragging on a cigarette then leaning back captioned "sitting on the couch after a long day of sitting on my chair"