I am a terpene

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i am soothing as heck 🌺 #FreeInDaIndica!

A stocky woman in a blue sundress with a white headband holds a watermelon under one arm, and a pistol in the other
Ad for beverage Slurm in tv show Futurama
A screenshot showing the previous post to yours, a story of an animal named thetys vagina
White flag of surrender
A photo of a grey sofa in a muted white room
Xzibit 'Yo, dawg...' meme with this caption: 'Yo, dawg... I heard you like tariffs. So, I put some tariffs on your tariffs, so you can tariff, while being tariffed.'
Two wolves lay in the snow. One has a caption near it that reads, 'wanna' smoke a joint?', and the other, 'yes.'
An Amish man in a blue shirt, with black suspenders, and a netted farmer style hat, has a beard with a clean-shaven facial area, and a pipe sits between his lips
Hank Hill from King of the Hill, with a dubious look on his face
Teardrop camper; a rounded ovalure camper trailer with two side doors and a hatch back in white with orange trim
The board game Risk
NASCAR car covered in sponsorship logos
OP: 'I recently had Google AI tell me a Starbucks drink wasn't vegan because it contained cranberries...' I reply: People for the Ethical Treatment of Cranberries would be livid.
Total terpenes: 5.98%
Grumpy Bear holds bloody stuffing from one or more mangled Care Bears, strewn behind him, after an enraged bear attack on his fellow Care Bears. A star with a face looks on, with an expression of horror. A rainbow road turns into a waterfall at the bottom of the tattoo.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in the movie Idiocracy, holding a semiautomatic weapon
The 'help' key off of a Mac keyboard
Oakleys sunglasses
Boxes of top security clearance documents President Trump was storing in a bathroom in Mar-A-Largo
CBC.ca article with Pierre Pollievre standing behind a giant sign that reads, 'Boots, Not Suits', in english and french...
A tattoo in midstage, showing a very concerned looking star, and what might be Grumpy Bear, covered in blood and stuffing... some of the blood might be mine.
a stick person swings from a tree that is cannabis
a bright & colorful sock puppet.