lintile

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Screenshot of four blue iMessage texts reading: "Nope" / "Just want to be near my people" / "No training no blackhat no bsides no nothing" / "Just me near my favorite humans on the planet." Timestamped "Now."
A picture taken at BurbSecCon. A man with glasses, a goatee, and a wide-brimmed leather/cowboy hat is in the foreground at the lower left, wearing a dark t-shirt with partially visible text (”…A GAME?”) and a HACK4KIDZ lanyard. Behind him, a projector screen displays a two-player game show scoreboard in glowing green terminal monospaced typeface titled “Hacker Password,” with contestants labeled “NOT JOHNNY XMAS” (left) and “JOHNNY XMAS” (right), each currently scored at 0, with plus/minus score control buttons beneath each name. A microphone on a stand is visible in front of the right side of the screen, and overhead stage lights wash out the top of the frame.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Point-of-view from a hacker’s laptop screen. Lintile, wearing glasses, a white shirt, a red bow tie, and a dazzling gold-sequin jacket with black lapels, smiles directly at the camera while typing.
A gray cartoon Wi-Fi router with expressive eyes squeezed shut and tears flowing down. It has arms, one fist clenched while the other presses a big red button labeled “REBOOT.” A speech bubble above it says “REBOOTING…”
Lintile, dressed as an American football referee in a black-and-white striped shirt with white knicker-style pants and black piped hat, stands under the goalpost with both arms raised straight up, signaling a successful score. A car and farm field are in the background.
A person dressed as a referee, wearing a white cap, black-and-white striped shirt, white shorts, and a pink wristband, is grinning broadly while holding a hair dryer in each hand in front of a bathroom sink. A large locked-treasure-chest emoji obscures part of the lower left of the image.
The hacker Jeopardy promo poster three podiums Friday and Saturday 8 PM live at DEFCON 33
There are 4 lights!
a screenshot of an interface, green terminal text, black background title: is this a flag? three buttons: register passkey, login, and logout
"It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurence [sic] of such events as are depicted in this film."
Hacker Password at CypherCon. Lintile put together a scoreboard! Woo! DFIU
Lintile’s eye, judging, with a tiny replication of the leg lamp from “A Christmas Story”
A pixelated video game depiction of a “Jeopardy!” contestant standing behind a podium. The contestant is wearing a bright blue suit with a white shirt and black tie. The podium displays the name “AARON” and a score of $65,600 in green and yellow text. The background features a red and black game-show-style set.
Vintage 1967 'Village News' front page with headline 'PRISONERS ESCAPE' featuring a photo of Lintile laughing in glasses and winter coat. The sepia-toned newspaper includes a Mayor's Address column.
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The Mathnet logo, from Square One TV, a PBS show from the 1980s.
Gillis holding a tiny lintile head
A picture of the shmoocon logo on the stage table at the closing ceremonies of the final ShmooCon
The championship belt for the winner of ShmooFAQ, blue with gold hardware. Seriously, you want to take this home.
The ShmooFAQ Logo
A screenshot of an input box labeled “Please enter your name”. There’s an error being displayed which reads “Name contains sensitive letters”
Me typing into ChatGPT: “Respond to this Bluesky post as me. “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I can tell you wrote that with ChatGPT”” ChatGPT: “Probably true, but if it works, it works. Tool-assisted efficiency is still efficiency.”
lintile’s unhappy face, promise it’s bad
Screenshot of the PC game, “No Man’s Sky”, showing a game customization input field for naming a Korvax planetary settlement (stop all the downloadin’), of course I named it “Strong Badia”. You’re not a bwoom? Units received. Crossovers are fun, huh?
A picture of me playing no man’s sky
A picture of a red book cover where the title reads “well that didn’t work“ subtitled “an abbreviated history of TEEs”, meaning trusted execution environments.
A black and white of the Empire State Building
a grainy picture of lintile’s face, in front of a red button, with a red status light above it. you know they’re thinking of pushing it
a tastefully low resolution photo of lintile in a windows xp sweater
A can of WD-40
A black and white picture of G, raising a glass
A bad AI rendering of lintile from the future, holding a magical Diet Coke. It’s rad.
A still of Jurassic Park right before Dennis Nedry famously says “See? Nobody cares.”
A screenshot zoom in of the picture referenced quoteskeet: bluesky connection graph that contains lintile (Swift on Security is nearby too)
A close up selfie of lintile, with Homestar Runner reflected in their glasses