Linus

@linus.fv.sitwell.dev.ap.brid.gy

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Holy shit Sharkey is now real #win Idk what else to say other than saying fediverse out loud sounds so grand and epic. if ur a furry im legally obligated to follow […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://fv.sitwell.dev/@linus, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

four part rage comic that starts with the doomer ass top part of the "omg haii" meme format with the text "dude fuck I overshared so much they must think im so weird they probably dont want to talk to me anymore" followed by Mahoraga's wheel (when this shit turns big raga fucking ADAPTS) followed by the "Oh crap face" rage face with the text "wait a fucking second" finished by buff muscle man hitting hollow purple, his power imaculate and beyond anything social anxiety could comprehend, with the text "everything I said, was genuine" (its implied that line of rumination got fucking obliterated by hollow purple, a cursed technique in jjk where the user creates a beam that completely and utterly deletes anything in its wake)
@elonmusk is geblokkered geblokkered.. (Ts all diagonal too with paparus font #certified Banger)
Minecraft forest full of trees without leaves (only top 1% og gamers will get it) with the top/bottom text "HERO BRIAN [sic] DENIERS BE LIKE" "HUH MUST BE AUTUMN"
Banger edit of fucked up lookin mspaint hamsters in a variety of different costumes and expressions synced to the beat of the music
an photo of an adorable bnnuy wearing a tiny backpack (perfectly bunny sized) captioned "she's so small [yellow emphasis on small] and her backpack is so full of. Explodives [sic]"
Oh... that's penis made out of weather data windspeed nerdshit with a center screen caption of "real dihsaster" before my eyes.... it's also in a form best described as pencil dick to tennis ball, cock to ball ratio
vhs filtered tv show host sitting down at a desk wearing a suit and tie telling us "and now folks, its time to say goodnight, we sincerely apreciate your patronage, and hope we succeeded in bringing you an enjoyable evening of entertainment. please drive home carefully and be back again soon. Goodnight!" Before a fancy goodnight draws itself into the screen. (we may all finally rest :D)
"PSA: deleting school to focus on Horse" with freaky ahh text. gotta let u all know im in da ios appstore, looking at the Horse app. its got a fuckin horse icon with a greyish filter over it and just the tip of some fuckass horse's head for the app screenshots. Ts categorized as utilities, rated 4.7 stars with 228k ratings, for people 4+ years old, and number 5 on the chart for productivity. my beloved horse app,.....,,..
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We got a post by "Airdropping Toxic Wastepacks Onto Tribal Settlements" with a crossed out rimworld tribal pfp on Facebook saying "you know exactly whats goin on" CAPTIONED OVER A PICKUP TRUCK PARKED IN AN GLOOMY ASS DRIVEWAY OUTSIDE SOME IRL BRICK HOUSE LOADED TF UP WITH FUCKIN TOXIC WASTE PACKS FROM RIMWORLD (photoshopped in game asset to real life ahh meme) LOCKED AND LOADED READY TO BE LAUNCHER'D TO THE NEAREST TRIBAL SETTLEMENT.
ashley on discord calling me the fuck out at 12:20 PM with her transgener flag furry pfp :3 saying "apparently it's called "the orville" " (the economy will never recover from this)
a FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES meme. made of an edited version of some fucking conservative ass joe many liberals log by bulb they gender comic (I forgot the dude who made it but its not stonetoss, similar vibes doe) where someone is getting chased by a knife. the first panel has someone yelling "help! He's Attacking me!" before the assailant gets shot by the woke pronouns or something ( theres blood and a bullet wound) the assailant recoils, going "AGH!!" falling to the floor in the second to last frame, the text is replaced with "Five" "hundred" "Cigarettes" in individual speech bubbles. Finally, we get to see our glorious reward in the final frame. A massive stack of 500 cigarettes from the star trek episode the 500 cigarettes meme is from.
”US DEBATE 2056” we got: "ROTTING CORPSE"! (On the left of the screen) "SLIGHTLY MORE ROTTING CORPSE"! (Right side of the screen)
Twitter post from peet (@PeetingDisorder 1d) "It must feel so good to be an evil guy and sit at a circle table with other evil guys to discuss evil shit" getting quote retweeted with (sorry no handle or anything it has a goofy ass crop) "Like, imagine saying some evil ass shit here" and they include the evilest deepstate ass roundcircle table, lights all dim and creepy with probably 20+ dudes in suits sitting around it with various documents in front of them. Top secret governement trolling is being discussed here. (Also there like a bunch of goofy ass tiktok watermarks overlapping eachother in the bottom right lmao)
Achivement unlocked (16s ago) Self-Reference (im just that swag :cool:)