Matt Bodner

@liphttam1.bsky.social

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Screenshot of a Google search result: People also ask Is a banh mi for two gays?
Google search, "is it JSON or json" asking if JSON needs to be in all caps. Response: AI Overview When programmers say "JSON vs JSON", they are usually comparing different variations, formats, or usages of JavaScript Object Notation (JSON). Common comparisons include comparing a standard JSON object to a JSON string, a JSON array, or the JSON format used in other languages. The issue is the response is using the correct way to spell JSON (which is all caps) and can't answer the question properly.
My cat knocking around plushies... Throwing them off a high shelf.
Cat sitting down in between two stair bannister supporting posts with ears bigger than its face and its tail so long and wirey all wrapped around one of the posts.
Screenshot from "The Sopranos Wiki". A list of every character named Jason on the show. Jason Barone, son of Dick and Helen Barone Jason LaPenna, son of Jennifer Melfi Jason Parisi, son of Patsy Parisi Jason Gervasi, son of Carlo Gervasi Jason Evanina, partner of Lorraine Calluzzo Jason Molinaro, recurring character Jason Malatesta, friend of A.J Soprano Jason Masucci, soldier of the Lupertazzi crime family Jason Blundetto, one of Tony Blundetto’s twin sons Jason, the son of Christopher Moltisanti's cousin Connie.
All four pictures are of the same cat perched stop a scratching post. The cat is a Devon rex which makes him look like a cat but not really.
Sad cat stuck in a box.
Hydra attached to a freshwater snail.
Photo of the left lens of my VR headset. The only thing visible through the lens is a chicken wrap.
Screenshot of a tweet. @jondelarroz "Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything." There are two images attached one is of a namecard for He-Man that shows the pronouns "She/Her" for He-Man. The other image is of He-Man.
Screengrab of the linked article. The headline reads "The man who married a hologram in Japan can no longer communicate with his virtual wife" the hologram is Hatsune Miku.
Daredevil saying "Maybe New York's getting the mayor it deserves."
Kitten and adult cat sharing a bed together the adult cat has her front left leg around the kitten pinning him. It is cute but also the adult cat is done with the kitten biting her all the time. Like she hissed at him and then pinned him like this. Maybe if the kitten could just chill out the adult wouldnt mind sharing the bed. I don't know. still cute though.
Photo of a cat tower. Kitten is on top looking down at an adult cat who is having her brain attacked with psychic powers. It's quite gruesome. It kind of looks like the photo was taken while she was shaking her head but it's not that... it was the psychic powers.
Just a kitten in a hammock.
Two cats and adult and a kitten. The adult is laying down on a cat bed and the kitten is sitting on the same bed with his left paw on the one laying down. They are making eye contact.
A kitten who looks like it will make a yummy soup.
Four panel comic strip by Dragonharte featuring Batman and the Joker. Panel One, Joker is driving a car while laughing. Panel 2, We see the car driving down a pier towards Batman who is facing away. Panel 3, Joker crashes into Batman who doesn't move or even react. Panel 4, Wind blows Batman's cape up revealing Batman was sitting on top of a large ship tie, functionally acting like a bollard, and that Joker has crashed into that, and not hit Batman whatsoever.
elongated peepy (plush toy)
elongated peepy (plush toy)
Google search for "how come cat tricked by bird on tv but not other cat on tv?"
Google maps screenshot measuring the distance between two landmarks in Blue Bell Park Philadelphia, Lover's Leap and Lover's Landing, the distance between the two is about 650 feet.
Wikipedia screenshot from "Frog (horse anatomy)" The picture is of a horses hoof with yellow lines creating a triangle shape. The caption is "the frog is triangular in shape."
Review from Pip Pip 5 stars It was amazing just that if you eat too much you get diarrhea so I really recommend it
Screenshot from the video of a billboard that says "pet foods Gleebo" stylized in a way that makes it a clear callback to an advertisement from Silent Hill for "cat foods minmo"
A framed print of a cat drawing
Shield Battery from Apex Legends
Baby bird that walked over to my car and stuck it's head under the wheel meaning I can't drive without killing it.
Photo of my cat, a Cornish Rex, on a shelf with many rows of hats. One is shaped like a chicken, another like a bear, about 5 of them are made to resemble fruits. Above the shelf, there is a painting of my cat with a sacabambapsis.
A shitty meme I made that suggests mario and bowser are lovers.
Screenshot from the linked reddit post. It reads: Example how to easily draft a complaint letter using AI (IN UNDER 1 MINUTE) IF YOU WANT, you may go to Microsoft Copilot (requires no sign-up/log-in) and tell them something like (example being PayPal): "Can you help me write a letter to PayPal? I want the tone to be formal and firm. The letter is to PayPal's board of directors. The topic is concerning recent restrictions they have imposed on Itch.io and Steam (the gaming platforms) forcing certain games to be removed from sale. The games do not include real people. They are fictional, cartoon games and lawful to possess/create/buy. I want PayPal to know that I think their restrictions are illegal. I want them to know that I will make it a permanent part of my political identity to seek out regulations in my country that restrict them, I will seek lawfirms and press the idea to them that PayPal is performing illegal anti-trust actions, and I will seek to promote legal actions that will have them labeled as a monopoly and broken up."
Screen grab of Matthew Murdock from the Daredevil TV show saying "Maybe New York's getting the mayor it deserves." Matthew's face has been edited badly to be smiling.
Screenshot of two support emails from Ikea. The first one says they will respond to my request in 24-48 hours, it was sent about 30 days ago. The second email from Ikea only displays the timestamp showing it was sent 8 minutes ago.
Me in front of a Christian non profit skatepark wearing a shirt of a skateboarding skeleton that says "my youth pastor would love this!"
A photo of a copy of The Berenstain Bears’ Home Sweet Tree (Yes Interactive, 1995). It is an interactive picture book. The unit contains two parts, the top half is a normal picture book. The bottom half is a flat plastic diorama of the Berenstain bear's home. Inside the diorama, there are flat magnets with the character art on them. A magnetic pen, stored just below the diorama, can be used to manipulate the magnetic characters.
Box on a contract that says "Driver's License Number: https://us.client.id-pal.com/login"
A screenshot of the video game DOOM (2016) showing a poster on a wall that reads "Martin pet groomers. Fantastic pet style cuts! So Cheap! So Style! So Fresh! Call today to make an appointment!" The poster features a before and after photo of a dog that got groomed.
A screenshot of Shutterstock.com a stock photo website. The screenshot shows the sale page for an AI generated image of a golden retriever. The AI generated image is watermarked with shutterstock's logo.
Me holding a controller with Coors light bowling by Capcom on the tv
Google search for "how to cook eggs in the bathtub". The search result is the following, AI Overview To cook eggs in the bathtub, fill a small amount of water in the bathtub, enough to cover the eggs, and heat it to boiling point using a stovetop burner or electric heating element; then gently place the eggs in the hot water and cook them for the desired time depending on how you want your eggs (soft, medium, or hard boiled), similar to how you would cook them in a regular pot on the stove, just on a larger scale; be sure to monitor the water temperature and adjust as needed. Key points to remember: Only use a small amount of water: You don't need to fill the entire bathtub, just enough to cover the eggs comfortably. Heat source: Use a stovetop burner or an electric heating element to heat the water in the bathtub.
Tiny little pond. It is so small. It has copepods in it but they can not be seen in the photo. You must trust me. I need you to trust me.