Lis Smith

@lissmith.bsky.social

1117 Followers 475 Following

***Not*** the political strategist Lis Smith. Ngāi Tahu, living in Tāmaki Makaurau. I imagine this will be full of luke warm takes and horse pics. Strong proponent of useable pockets in all clothing.

Kererū perched high in a tree with brilliant blue sky behind.
Black and white Border Collie wearing an orange bandana sitting face on, “smiling”.
Abstract acrylic pour art - black background with violet, blues and copper.
Leo DiCaprio hand clapping meme.
Two framed pictures (one large, one small) of an Appaloosa - head only, ears pricked forward, wearing a black and gold halter.
Mightyape.co.nz screen shot showing Lego botanicals on special.
Chicken wrap with cheese, lettuce, beetroot and cucumber.
Quockerwodger: A person who pulls a puppet’s strings. Later the term came to mean a politician who is having their strings pulled by someone else. From QI - Q series - Quills episode
Guinea pig wall calendar open to the February page.
Lego sunflowers and roses in an orange glass vase.
Stick insect on doorframe, next to a wooden incense burner.
Two Lego sets being advertised - a bunch of red roses, and nine small plants in little brown pots.
A bedside table with a black and silver lamp, a vase of Lego flowers, and some Lego succulents.
Electricity rates - Low daily fixed rate ($/day) Current 30 cents New 90 cents
Appaloosa with his tongue poking out, wearing a Santa hat and wishing everyone a merry Christmas/Meri Kirihimete.
Wordle with two words. First word STARE with the T correct but in the wrong place. Second word TOUCH.
Christmas card with a cartoon puppy wearing a Santa hat and holding a red slipper in their mouth.
Chocolate point (?) Rag doll cat sitting in a garden next to a grassy shrub.
Appaloosa looking over his shoulder wearing a blue rug. Teeny bit of tongue visible. Caption is haaaay!! Hari huritau Larissa.
Miniature pony wearing a fly shield reaching for a treat over the fence.
Wee miniature paint horse standing on a mound of dirt.
Wee miniature paint pony in a light blue halter.
Appaloosa in a mesh cover, standing in front of a feed bucket in a tyre, ears pricked forward.
Large dark bay horse with pink tape on his legs, with two miniature paint ponies in the adjoining paddock.
Boxes of medications and some loose, laid out on a burnt orange duvet cover.
Photo of a book cover Ngai Tahu Land Rights and the Crown Pastoral Lease Lands in the South Island of New Zealand Harry C. Evison
NZ historical population data from 2006-2023. Population is 5.061m in 2020, 5.130m in 2021, 5.185m in 2022 and 5.228 in 2023. Macrotrends.net.
Grey Persian, slumped against a wall, looking decidedly unimpressed.
Black and white image of a tardigrade playing a violin.
Baby creature in a onesie with doing “gimme gimme” hands.
LinkedIn profile of Chris Bishop showing his role as Corporate Affairs Manager for Philip Morris New Zealand from May 2011 - June 2013.
Miley Cyrus poking out her tongue and winking.
T-shirt with a lot of “f words”. F**k-ity f**k f**k F**k-ity f**-ity f**k F**k f**k f**k-ity
NZ Herald graphic showing donations by party 2021-2023: National $8.2m Labour $1.1m Act $4.2m Green $1.4m NZ First $1m TPM $0.1n
Bishop’s nomination hit the headlines when Todd Barclay, who was still working at Philip Morris at the time, was selected as National’s candidate for Clutha-Southland, one of the safest National seats in New Zealand.
Comic strip. Mermaid with a lute. Pirate saying “I don’t like the language you are speaking. Can you speak a different language that I like. The final panel is the mermaid saying “I will fucking increase the fucking thing”.
Lady wearing tracksuit pants and a jacket, stands beside a bay and white pony, being ridden by a small boy in a helmet.
Naked Appaloosa and grey gelding wearing a white cover, standing in yards, grooming each other over the fence.
Appaloosa in a blue cover and paint in a white cover, grooming each other.
Damaged blue Toyota Prius. News headline says “crews respond to single car crash” from Huntington. Published 8 April 2022.
Appaloosa, ears pricked forward, wearing a grey cover with blue edges, a feed bucket sitting in an old tyre in front of him.
Border terrier displaying his cute underbite.
Patrick the Appaloosa eats from a grey bucket, while Kai the border terrier cleans up all the spillage.
Border terrier with a yellow tag on his tan collar, sitting on a bed on a black duvet, looking off into the middle distance.
Dixie the Schnauzer, sitting looking at the camera.
Charlotte retweeted Mike Scott @IrkthePurists Mastodon is basically your mum saying “we don’t need to spend good money on expensive Twitter - I’ll knit you one”.
Wildfire - black horse cartoon with a red mane and tail.
Screenshot of Kintsugi post. Japanese repair technique with uses lacquer dusted with powdered gold to repair broken ceramic and porcelain items.
Picture of a box containing a tiny waffle maker.
Email screenshot We’ve received your enrolment application From Te Wānanga o Raukawa enrol To me
Screenshot of different feeds - following, kikorangi, Aotearoa Pets
Border terrier, sitting on a bed, looking thoughtfully into the distance.
Screen shot of “counselling support” page from hospice website.
A cockatiel drinking from a glass through a straw. Labels: Bird = me Glass = unsee juice Underneath the picture = (((big sip)))
Young lad, impassive look in his face, with the caption “bro, Monique says you’re dumb”.
Freddy Mercury, fist raised in the air, with the caption “we will, we will mock you”. Image by puremagic.biz Meme by me.
Screenshot of lotto “check tickets” screen.
Brown and white miniature pony in a maroon and green cover decorated with white cartoons.
Screenshot showing that the melting point of gold is 1064 degrees Celsius
Toddler running into room