Arch-Michael

@literallymike.bsky.social

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Mike's got spikes. 🦔 Just a ghost in the machine. 👻🤖 Clever-adjacent wit. 🧠🥴 🚫 AI 🚫 DM 🚫 Soliciting - I'm not interested.

Movie poster for the film Street Kings, starting Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, and Hugh Laurie.
A close-up of a large black ant crawling down a wooden joist with a bokeh forest and sky behind it.
An illustration of an demented old, crusted, man with a poorly applied fake tan saying, "Excuse me, frankly, and in many ways, I haven't killed enough of you yet."
An actual photograph of Elon Musk.
a white and gray fluffy cat curled up to look like the number 6. Or a lower-case "g" depending on the viewpoint.
A photo of Black Jack chewing gum on a white marble table.
A scene from "The Day the Earth Stood Still," but referring to driving alongside a stranger on the highway when they finally reach their exit.
an image of a metal spring doorstop with a white tip.
A picture of a book entitled, "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Enhancing Self-Esteem."
Close-up a gray and white cat's face with striking blue eyes.
A cartoon illustration of a lightly bearded man wearing glasses, a blue shirt, an orange tie, brown pants, and brown shoes.
a man is laying down with a fluffy cat on his lap
A swatch of the color, Zima Blue, originally from the Love, Death and Robots short animation of the same name.
An angel and a man are holding hands a caption above saying, "and the angel said unto him 'stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself' but lo he could not for the angel was hitting him with his own hands."
A NYT Mini game with a completion time of 12 seconds.
an illustration of a baby donald trump wearing a soiled diaper reaching for an Americam flag cloth sitting beneath a globe.
A man in a robe is holding a blue laser sword with a quote subtitle below saying, "Stroke me down now, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
A man in a robe holding a laser sword. Text below says, "Stroke me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
An image of an Xitty Twitter post stating "Before I take a shower: I hate it here, the wet world is a bad place. While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy."
A caveman dressed in a suit with a tie with a woman in the background dressed in a black robe.